He said "Here comes an elephant over the hill. What did he say when he saw an elephant wearing sunglasses coming over the hill? Nothing. He didn't recognize him. Joke Poo: The…
Drama on a southbound train
On a southbound train a few weeks after the Civil War had ended, a pretty young lady quickly stood up and found another seat next to a Confederate soldier returning home. “That…
Why is it impossible to solve a redneck murder?
DNA is all the same There are no dental records Okay, here’s my attempt at a "Joke Poo" version of the redneck murder joke, titled "The Software Engineer’s Lament": The Software Engineer’s…
What do you call a guy who thinks he knows everything?
Chad gpt Okay, here’s my attempt at a "Joke Poo" version of the "What do you call a guy who thinks he knows everything? Chad GPT" joke, aiming for a similar structure…
Finally got evaluated for a Reddit addiction.
Doctor came in and said, “I’ve got good Snoos and I’ve got bad Snoos.” This is a terrible joke I’m sorry. Okay, here’s my attempt at a "Joke Poo" based on your…
How do you tell a chemist from a plumber?
Ask them to pronounce “unionized” Okay, here’s my "Joke Poo" version: Joke Poo: The Programmer’s Predicament How do you tell a front-end developer from a back-end developer? Ask them to center a…
I talked to a Saudi Arabian dude today that hadn’t heard about the war…
The guy must be living under Iraq. Okay, here’s my attempt at a "Joke Poo" based on your original: Joke Poo: The AI’s Database I chatted with an AI today that didn’t…
Maid to Order
Around the beginning of the 20th century, a society lady runs into the employment office one day and demands a maid "immediately". It seems she's having a dinner party that night and…
Where does the Devil buy his steaks?
In the deli of the beast Joke Poo: Where does a dog filmmaker get his close-up shots? In the tail of the beast. Okay, let’s break down this devilishly delicious joke: Original…
A homeless man finds an old lunchbox thermos in an alley, and a genie was somehow inside of it
The genie says that he can grant the man three wishes that are within his power. The man wishes for immortality, and the genie says it's beyond his power. So the man…