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What did Tarzan say when he saw an elephant coming over the hill?

Posted on June 26, 2025 by Joke Poo

He said "Here comes an elephant over the hill. What did he say when he saw an elephant wearing sunglasses coming over the hill? Nothing. He didn't recognize him. Joke Poo: The…

Drama on a southbound train

Posted on June 26, 2025 by Joke Poo

On a southbound train a few weeks after the Civil War had ended, a pretty young lady quickly stood up and found another seat next to a Confederate soldier returning home. “That…

Why is it impossible to solve a redneck murder?

Posted on June 25, 2025 by Joke Poo

DNA is all the same There are no dental records Okay, here’s my attempt at a "Joke Poo" version of the redneck murder joke, titled "The Software Engineer’s Lament": The Software Engineer’s…

What do you call a guy who thinks he knows everything?

Posted on June 25, 2025 by Joke Poo

Chad gpt Okay, here’s my attempt at a "Joke Poo" version of the "What do you call a guy who thinks he knows everything? Chad GPT" joke, aiming for a similar structure…

Finally got evaluated for a Reddit addiction.

Posted on June 25, 2025 by Joke Poo

Doctor came in and said, “I’ve got good Snoos and I’ve got bad Snoos.” This is a terrible joke I’m sorry. Okay, here’s my attempt at a "Joke Poo" based on your…

How do you tell a chemist from a plumber?

Posted on June 25, 2025 by Joke Poo

Ask them to pronounce “unionized” Okay, here’s my "Joke Poo" version: Joke Poo: The Programmer’s Predicament How do you tell a front-end developer from a back-end developer? Ask them to center a…

I talked to a Saudi Arabian dude today that hadn’t heard about the war…

Posted on June 25, 2025 by Joke Poo

The guy must be living under Iraq. Okay, here’s my attempt at a "Joke Poo" based on your original: Joke Poo: The AI’s Database I chatted with an AI today that didn’t…

Maid to Order

Posted on June 25, 2025 by Joke Poo

Around the beginning of the 20th century, a society lady runs into the employment office one day and demands a maid "immediately". It seems she's having a dinner party that night and…

Where does the Devil buy his steaks?

Posted on June 25, 2025 by Joke Poo

In the deli of the beast Joke Poo: Where does a dog filmmaker get his close-up shots? In the tail of the beast. Okay, let’s break down this devilishly delicious joke: Original…

A homeless man finds an old lunchbox thermos in an alley, and a genie was somehow inside of it

Posted on June 25, 2025 by Joke Poo

The genie says that he can grant the man three wishes that are within his power. The man wishes for immortality, and the genie says it's beyond his power. So the man…

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Todays SH1T Jokes

  • A joke for reddit
  • A husband and wife were celebrating their 50th anniversary.
  • I said to the doctor “That haemorrhoid cream you prescribed for me is causing some unpleasant reactions”.
  • A woman hits a chicken as it’s crossing the road.
  • A 50yo Woman Goes in for Cancer Surgery
  • “Son, I found a condom in your room.”
  • Interviewer: “How much amount of milk does your cow produce?”. Farmer: “Which one, black one or white one?”
  • MENSA has started administering a new type of test that scans your social media posts determine your functional IQ.
  • A woman cheats on her husband
  • Hello, you have reached the Men’s Help Line, my name is Bob. How can I help you?
  • A man rubs a magic lamp, and a genie appears.
  • A Guy Meets An Actor
  • Frank and the Chili Cook off
  • On his first day at work, an apprentice butcher was ordered to chop up some rabbit carcasses for display in the shop window.
  • Why did the condom fly across the room?
  • When I was a boy, my mother wore a mood ring. When she was in a good mood it turned blue
  • “Pain” denotes the ache an Englishman feels
  • A Bishop, a Pope and Mother Superior are standing at the gates of Heaven.
  • I wanted to be a CEO
  • I was asked (in front of my girlfriend) what I would have done in the position of the CEO at the Coldplay concert. I said I’d never be in that situation!
  • On the news today it said they’ve unearthed a sarcophagus in Egypt filled with chocolate and nuts
  • So a guy comes home extremely pissed off. “What’s the matter, honey?” asks his wife.
  • Three very different couples want to get married at the same church!
  • A couple of guys are at the bar. The first guy says to his buddy, “My wife just admitted to me that she’s been having an affair with Bob the mailman.”
  • A man and woman had been married for more than 60 years.
  • 3 nuns are standing at the gates of heaven, St Peter says they’ll be allowed in if they can each answer a single question
  • My BDSM society took me to court for not being hardcore enough.
  • A tourist goes to a restaurant in Madrid and orders the special. When it comes, he asks what it is.
  • What do orgasms and sneezing have in common?
  • A lawyer married a woman who had previously divorced five husbands.
  • It’s early fall, Joe is out raking leaves…
  • I said to my wife, “Sit down, I’ve got something to tell you.”
  • A British Police Officer Is Walking Along Side an American Officer When They Spot An 18-Year-Old Casually Resting on Heavy Duty Sniper Rifle, Sipping A Beer in the Front Yard.
  • A cowboy rode into town and decided to stop by the local saloon for a drink.
  • I watched a porno flick about a sex competition, and couldn’t decide who I wanted to win.
  • What is the difference between a snowman and a snow woman?
  • I said to my therapist “I’ve been feeling ultra paranoid lately”
  • The Butcher Dance
  • Dear Tech Support, Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0
  • A teacher and his engineering students were given free plane tickets to go on a field trip.
  • “55 northern 9th” the guy was told, “best blowjob ever.” So he goes there.
  • My girlfriend phoned me on her way to work and said to me “I saw a fox on the way to work”
  • Guy walks in to the E.R and says: “Doctor I’m shrinking!”
  • A Calvinist dies and goes to heaven.
  • The billionaire and the mermaid whisperer
  • One day, the wife comes home with a spectacular diamond ring.
  • A woman asks her husband at breakfast time!
  • I used to go out with a girl who punched me in the face when she orgasmed.
  • You know you’re getting old when…
  • Men lie about their height all the way through their lives; from their twenties…

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