I think that's big o' me. Okay, here’s a new joke based on your provided joke, titled “Joke Poo”: Title: Joke Poo I’m finally ready to admit I’ve been secretly subscribing to…
One dismal rainy night, a taxi driver spots an arm waving from the shadows of an alley halfway down the block. Even before he rolls to a stop at the curb, a figure leaps into the cab and slams the door. Checking his rear view mirror as he pulls away, he is startled to see a dripping wet, naked woman
"Where to?" he stammers. "Union Station," says the woman. "You got it," he says, taking another long glance in the mirror. The woman catches him staring at her and asks, "Just what…
My wife is pissed at me because I never buy her flowers.
I didn't even know she sold flowers. Okay, here’s my attempt at a “Joke Poo” version of the flower joke: Joke Poo: My Dog’s Delivery My vet is furious with me because…
I’d like to thank my dad for raising me as an only child…
Even though it pissed off my brother Okay, here’s my attempt, titled “Joke Poo”: Joke Poo: I’d like to thank my therapist for helping me realize I’m not paranoid… …Even though everyone…
A music prodigy finally completes the last class of his favorite classical instructor.
At the end of class, the professor tells him that there is little more that he could teach him, and that he ought to explore the world. So, the prodigy first goes…
Creative vocabulary
A group of college students went on a picnic and one of them, Anna, sat down on an anthill. Picnic ruined, they had to rush her to hospital. The group needed to…
I said “Waiter, this spinach is all blackened around the edges!”
He said, "yes sir, it's chard". Okay, here’s my attempt at a “Joke Poo,” playing off the original: Joke Poo: Potty Humor I said, “Doctor, this stool sample is all blackened around…
My sister never forgave me after her daughter fell into the fissure in my back yard
She is right. I should have warned them. It was my fault. Okay, here’s my attempt at a “Joke Poo” riffing on your original, titled “Potty Training Predicament”: Joke Poo: Potty Training…
To those of you think drawing a swastika is not crossing the line…
…how the hell did you draw it then? Okay, here’s my attempt: Joke Poo: To those of you who think coding a self-aware AI isn’t a dangerous idea… …how did you expect…
What do you call a mummy who listens to My Chemical Romance?
Emo-tep Joke Poo: Original Joke: What do you call a mummy who listens to My Chemical Romance? Emo-tep. New Joke: What do you call a scarecrow who’s obsessed with existential philosophy? Straw-to-telle….