…how the hell did you draw it then? Okay, here’s my attempt: Joke Poo: To those of you who think coding a self-aware AI isn’t a dangerous idea… …how did you expect…
What do you call a mummy who listens to My Chemical Romance?
Emo-tep Joke Poo: Original Joke: What do you call a mummy who listens to My Chemical Romance? Emo-tep. New Joke: What do you call a scarecrow who’s obsessed with existential philosophy? Straw-to-telle….
I’m currently reading a book about a couple of insects who fall in love in an Italian City
It's a Rome Ants Novel Okay, here’s my attempt at a “Joke Poo” based on your joke: Joke Poo: The Toilet Seat’s Revenge I’m writing a tell-all book about a porcelain throne’s…
After 6 years of dating, my buddy’s girlfriend proposed to him this week.
She proposed they see other people. Okay, here’s my attempt, riffing on the same structure and twist: Joke Poo: The Promotion After 10 years of loyal service, my employee got promoted this…
My spouse called me from the store cussing and swearing about the cashier this and the cashier that.
I finally asked: "are you in the self-checkout"??? Okay, here’s my attempt at a “Joke Poo” based on your joke: Joke Poo: The Plumber’s Lament My neighbour called me, practically screaming, about…
A friend of mine died in a skydiving accident.
I'd like to think he's up there somewhere, watching over me, but obviously he isn't. thanks Jimmy Carr Joke Poo: My goldfish died after I flushed him down the toilet. I’d like…
A man goes into a pub and asks for 5 shots of tequila…
So the bar tender pours the drinks and the dude starts slamming them, so the bartender says, "are you ok there, fella?" The guy says, "first blowjob". The bartender smiles and nods,…
So my wife was complaining…
So my wife was complaining that the vacuum didn’t suck anymore. I looked at her and said “frustrating, isn’t it”. Joke Poo: The Landscaper’s Lament So, the landscaper was complaining that his…
A man walks into a library and asks the librarian, “Do you have any books on Pavlov’s dogs and Schrödinger’s cat?”
The librarian replies, "It rings a bell, but I'm not sure if it's here or not." Joke Poo: The AI Therapist An AI walks into a therapist’s office and asks, “Do you…
Pastor Jones got out of his car to knock on Brother Fred’s door and noticed a pig with a wooden leg.
Curious, he asked, “Fred, how’d that pig get him a wooden leg?” Fred said, “Well Pastor, that’s a mighty special pig! A while back, a wild boar attacked me out in the…