Patient: “Yeah, it runs in my family” Doctor: “No, nobody runs in your family” Joke Poo: Gardener’s Dilemma Gardener: "My tomatoes are thriving, must be good soil!" Botanist: "No, it’s probably just…
A Pharoah asks his three priests to build him a tomb.
Each priest consults three stonemasons. Each stonemason hires three overseers. Each overseer enlists three laborers. Sounds like a pyramid scheme to me… Joke Poo: A CEO asks his three VPs to implement…
Penguins produce an oil that helps their feathers retain heat. So you see…
….. the oily bird gets the warm! Okay, here’s my "Joke Poo" based on your penguin joke: Title: Joke Poo – The Worm Turns Earthworms are vital for soil health because they…
A Man Is Up In Court, Charged With Assaulting His Best Friend With A Hammer
As the judge reads out the details of the case, a voice from the back of the court shouts out ‘You lousy bastard!’ The judge calls for order and goes on to…
Started dating a girl I met online. I thought she might be the one.
But after looking through her wardrobe, and finding a nurse's outfit, a French maid's outfit, and a police woman's uniform, I finally decided – if she can't hold down a job, she's…
A Scotsman Walks Into A Bar While On Holiday In Canada
And he says to the barman ‘What is that thing there that you’ve got hanging from the wall?’ And the Canadian behind the bar says ‘That right there sir, is our prized…
A man with two black eyes walks into a bar
And asks the bartender for a strong drink. As he's making the drink, the bartender asks the man what happened. "It was my wife's birthday yesterday, and I told her I bought…
You want to know how I know Astrology is all made up?
Twins. Most of them aren't even Gemini. Joke Poo: Title: Joke Poo: The Recycling Bin of Expertise You want to know how I know that "Life Coaches" are full of it? Divorcees….
Do I know anything about rhetorical questions?
Well, does a bear shit in the woods? Joke Poo: Title: Do I Know About Dog Grooming? Do I know anything about dog grooming? Well, does a poodle shed glitter? Alright, let’s…
When does a joke become a dad joke?
When it’s fully groan Joke Poo: Original Joke: When does a joke become a dad joke? When it’s fully groan. New Joke: When does a toilet become a comedian? Answer: When it’s…