So my wife was complaining that the vacuum didn’t suck anymore. I looked at her and said “frustrating, isn’t it”. Joke Poo: The Landscaper’s Lament So, the landscaper was complaining that his…
A man walks into a library and asks the librarian, “Do you have any books on Pavlov’s dogs and Schrödinger’s cat?”
The librarian replies, "It rings a bell, but I'm not sure if it's here or not." Joke Poo: The AI Therapist An AI walks into a therapist’s office and asks, “Do you…
Pastor Jones got out of his car to knock on Brother Fred’s door and noticed a pig with a wooden leg.
Curious, he asked, “Fred, how’d that pig get him a wooden leg?” Fred said, “Well Pastor, that’s a mighty special pig! A while back, a wild boar attacked me out in the…
At a Job interview, the candidate is asked to explain a 4 year gap on his resume
“Oh, that’s when I went to Yale!” The candidate explains The interviewer exclaims “wow, that’s really impressive, you are hired!” “Oh thank you!” The candidate replies, “I really need this yob!” Joke…
Me and my all male buddies just formed a band that only plays hits from female singers.
We're called "Thats What She Said." Okay, here’s a new joke, “Joke Poo,” riffing on the “That’s What She Said” concept, while trying to maintain a similar comedic structure and surprising twist:…
A sheriff comes upon two cars alongside a remote country road. The first is wrecked and badly damaged, the second one is not and there is a man placing a shovel in the trunk.
The sheriff says, “what happened here?” The man says, “well, I came across this bad wreck, found a few dead redditors, and buried them.” Sheriff, “and you’re certain they are dead?” Man,…
A man in California bumped into and recognized God at the beach. God says, “promise never to tell anyone I was here and I’ll grant you one miracle.”
Man says, "I want gasoline under $3.00 per gallon." God, "that's beyond me, do you have a different request?" Man, " I want women to find me irresistible." God, "is $3.00 with…
Why did 8 get sick?
It's was standing next to sick 7 Okay, here’s my “Joke Poo” version of the 8 and 7 joke, trying to keep a similar structure and surprising twist: Joke Poo: Why Did…
Jim was so pathetic in his love life.
Jim's always been terrible with his love life so he decided to solve it and buy himself a love doll. The delivery driver dropped off the package and Jim quickly took it…
My greatest contribution to humor was when I got a lizard to stand up on its hind legs.
It was the world's first stand up chameleon. Okay, here’s my attempt at a “Joke Poo” based on your lizard joke: Joke Poo: Unforeseen Consequences My greatest contribution to animal husbandry was…