The flight attendant checks her ticket and says, "Ma'am, you paid for economy, please return to your seat." The blonde replies, "I'm blonde, I'm beautiful, I'm going to Toronto, and I'm staying…
A high-powered attorney ended up in the hospital for a few days – and let’s just say, he was not the ideal patient.
He barked orders, whined about everything, and treated the nurses like they worked for him personally. Most of the staff had just about had it with him… except the head nurse. She’d…
The Cowboy and the Horse Thieves
A cowboy rides into a new town and stops at the saloon for a drink. Unfortunately for him, the locals have a habit of messing with strangers and when he's finished, he…
What is a mob boss’ favorite element from the periodic table?
Barium Okay, here’s a “Joke Poo” based on your original joke, titled appropriately: Joke Poo: What’s a Gardener’s Favorite Dance Move? What’s a gardener’s favorite dance move? …The Compost-Heap! Okay, let’s dissect…
Three men are stranded on a desert island
After a few weeks a bottle washes up on the shore, one man pops the cork and a genie appears. "I shall grant you one wish each for freeing me," says the…
My friend wrote a murder mystery set in the TARDIS…
But gave the end away when he called it a Whodunnit. Original Joke: My friend wrote a murder mystery set in the TARDIS… But gave the end away when he called it…
U.S. Open
I had a great seat at the U.S. Open Mens’ Singles Finals and for the entire first set, a seat in front of me was open. I noticed the guy next to…
Breaking News: The founder of /r/jokes is pregnant
Sources confirm the baby will be delivered… but only after 9 months of setup. Okay, here’s my attempt at a “Joke Poo” version of the “Founder of /r/jokes is pregnant” joke, titled…
Jesus is watching you.
A burglar breaks into a house and hears a voice: “Jesus is watching you.” He freezes, looks around, nothing. Again: “Jesus is watching you.” He shines his flashlight and sees a parrot….
Little Johnny comes home from school
“How was your day?” says his dad. “Not so good, got in trouble during maths” replies the boy. “Well what happened?” asks dad. “The teacher asked what’s 2×3 and I answered 6”…