When he arrives in Tokyo, he meets up with his bilingual business partner who speaks fluent Japanese. “I’ve got the perfect plan,” says his business partner. “I’ve sent a hooker to your…
A Texan is in Boston
Where he meets a woman in the hotel bar. "Where'd y'all go to college?" he asks. She replies, "Yale" Cupping his hands around his mouth, he shouts, "I SAID, WHERE'D Y'ALL GO…
A son in love confides in his father
A son confides in his father: I met a beautiful girl. But she says she will only take me to dinner if I have a Ferrari, a million in my account and…
Scientists have determined that human breast milk is the perfect food.
Well, based on the packaging anyway… Okay, here’s my “Joke Poo” version based on your provided joke: Title: Dog-Gone Data Veterinarians have concluded that premium dog food is the most scientifically advanced…
My Girlfriend yelled at me, “Stop it with all your corny jokes”
I said, "What are you gonna do, call the crops?" Joke Poo: Title: My Accountant Yelled My Accountant yelled at me, “Stop it with all these frivolous deductions!” I said, “What are…
Three men check into a hotel and ask for rooms with balconies.
They get the only rooms with balconies on the first, second, and third floors. In the morning, the man who stayed on the third floor sees his friend in the lobby and…
An African prince comes to the USA and meets a beautiful woman.
He proposes to her on the spot. She says "I'll only marry you if you can buy me a Lamborghini." Without hesitation, he says "ok, I buy, I buy." She then says…
Once upon a time there was a lake shaped like a triangle with one long side, one short side, and one middle side. On each side of the lake was a different kingdom
Once upon a time there was a lake shaped like a triangle with one long side, one short side, and one middle side. On each side of the lake was a different…
Did you hear the one about the mean teacher in dental school?
He gave everyone double dentition. Okay, here’s my “Joke Poo” version: Title: Joke Poo Did you hear about the overly enthusiastic gardener at the composting facility? He gave everyone double manuretion. Alright,…
Difference between Guts and Balls
There is a medical distinction. We've all heard about people having Guts or Balls, but do you really know the difference between them? In an effort to keep you informed, the definitions…