Jim's always been terrible with his love life so he decided to solve it and buy himself a love doll. The delivery driver dropped off the package and Jim quickly took it…
My greatest contribution to humor was when I got a lizard to stand up on its hind legs.
It was the world's first stand up chameleon. Okay, here’s my attempt at a “Joke Poo” based on your lizard joke: Joke Poo: Unforeseen Consequences My greatest contribution to animal husbandry was…
Why does your butt get more muscley in space?
It’s all the assteroids Okay, here’s my attempt at a “Joke Poo” version of the asteroid butt joke: Title: Joke Poo Why do the toilets on the Death Star always clog? ……
I remember all the people in my life I’ve lost along the way…
I guess my career as a safari guide wasn't the right path for me Okay, here’s my “Joke Poo” version of the safari guide joke, titled appropriately: Joke Poo: The Accountant’s Regret…
How can you tell if a ghost is drunk?
It looks sheet faced. Joke Poo: Original Joke: How can you tell if a ghost is drunk? It looks sheet faced. New Joke: How can you tell if a garden is drunk?…
What do you call a movie of a prizefight played backwards?
An unboxing video. Original Joke: What do you call a movie of a prizefight played backwards? An unboxing video. Joke Poo: What do you call a lecture on quantum physics taught in…
What is your butts favorite drug?
Crack. Joke Poo: What’s a toilet’s favorite type of music? …Hip-Hop. Alright, let’s break down this butt of a joke! Analysis of the Original Joke: Setup: “What is your butt’s favorite drug?”…
A Tale of Three Assholes.
I got a message that my friend Jessica called when I was gone, and when I went to call her back, a man answered the phone: "Hello?" “Hello, this is Tom Duffy….
What does Desdemona call her husband in the French translation of Othello?
Amour. Joke Poo: What does Romeo call Juliet when he’s ordering takeout in Verona? Marinara. Alright, let’s analyze this joke and see what we can extract for comedic enrichment. Joke Dissection: Premise:…
A group of crows is called A Murder of crows. What do you call two crows?
Attempted murder! Original Joke: A group of crows is called A Murder of crows. What do you call two crows? Attempted murder! Joke Poo: The Stool Pigeon’s Tale A group of pigeons…