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Snake 1: Are we venomous?

Posted on June 23, 2025 by Joke Poo

Snake 2: No, why do you ask? Snake 1: Oh, what a relief. I just bit my tongue. Okay, here’s my attempt at a "Joke Poo" version of the snake joke, titled…

I only own 2 types of clothes. I wear my gym clothes when I exercise. For formal occassions

Posted on June 23, 2025 by Joke Poo

I wear my James clothes. Okay, here’s my attempt at a "Joke Poo" based on your joke, titled appropriately: Joke Poo: Dog Poo I only have two kinds of dog bags. I…

What’s an F-150 and hitting on my brother’s ex wife have in common?

Posted on June 23, 2025 by Joke Poo

They’d both be half-ton pick ups. Okay, here’s my attempt at a "Joke Poo" based on your original: Title: Joke Poo – Data Dump What do a poorly secured corporate server and…

Economy of Words

Posted on June 23, 2025 by Joke Poo

Man approaches widow at a funeral: “Do you mind if I say a word” Widow: “by all means, please do” Man: “Bargain” Widow: “Thank you. That means a great deal” Joke Poo:…

Lottery

Posted on June 23, 2025 by Joke Poo

A man asked his wife: "What would you do if I won the lottery?" She replied: "I'd take half and leave you". "Great" he said, "I won $12, here is $6. Bye!"…

Little Johnny took a child to the barber shop.

Posted on June 23, 2025 by Joke Poo

He got his own hair cut, then told the barber, “You cut the kid’s hair—I’m just going to buy some vegetables.” The barber gave the child a haircut, but Little Johnny never…

An man from Alabama, his sister, his mother and his wife walk into a bar.

Posted on June 23, 2025 by Joke Poo

Both of them order a beer. Okay, here’s my "Joke Poo" take on the original: Joke Poo: The Potluck Predicament An AI chatbot, its training dataset, its sentiment analysis module, and its…

My wife is brilliant. She never says no to a shag, has great tits and even swallows.

Posted on June 23, 2025 by Joke Poo

But I have to say, her bird collecting has gone far enough Okay, here’s my attempt at a "Joke Poo" based on the provided joke, titled "Doggy Dilemma": Title: Doggy Dilemma My…

During a massive heatwave, an amusement park decided to have a “Beat the Heat” event

Posted on June 23, 2025 by Joke Poo

The organizers invited all of the local food trucks and restaurants to come and serve speciality cold drinks. So, on one particularly hot day, a dad takes his son to see what…

A Texan on vacation in Ireland

Posted on June 23, 2025 by Joke Poo

was invited by his Irish friend over to his farm. Texan: “How big is your farm?” Irishman: “About 25 acres” Texan: “My ranch is just a little bigger” he says tongue in…

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Todays SH1T Jokes

  • I was asked (in front of my girlfriend) what I would have done in the position of the CEO at the Coldplay concert. I said I’d never be in that situation!
  • On the news today it said they’ve unearthed a sarcophagus in Egypt filled with chocolate and nuts
  • So a guy comes home extremely pissed off. “What’s the matter, honey?” asks his wife.
  • Three very different couples want to get married at the same church!
  • A couple of guys are at the bar. The first guy says to his buddy, “My wife just admitted to me that she’s been having an affair with Bob the mailman.”
  • A man and woman had been married for more than 60 years.
  • 3 nuns are standing at the gates of heaven, St Peter says they’ll be allowed in if they can each answer a single question
  • My BDSM society took me to court for not being hardcore enough.
  • A tourist goes to a restaurant in Madrid and orders the special. When it comes, he asks what it is.
  • What do orgasms and sneezing have in common?
  • A lawyer married a woman who had previously divorced five husbands.
  • It’s early fall, Joe is out raking leaves…
  • I said to my wife, “Sit down, I’ve got something to tell you.”
  • A British Police Officer Is Walking Along Side an American Officer When They Spot An 18-Year-Old Casually Resting on Heavy Duty Sniper Rifle, Sipping A Beer in the Front Yard.
  • A cowboy rode into town and decided to stop by the local saloon for a drink.
  • I watched a porno flick about a sex competition, and couldn’t decide who I wanted to win.
  • What is the difference between a snowman and a snow woman?
  • I said to my therapist “I’ve been feeling ultra paranoid lately”
  • The Butcher Dance
  • Dear Tech Support, Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0
  • A teacher and his engineering students were given free plane tickets to go on a field trip.
  • “55 northern 9th” the guy was told, “best blowjob ever.” So he goes there.
  • My girlfriend phoned me on her way to work and said to me “I saw a fox on the way to work”
  • Guy walks in to the E.R and says: “Doctor I’m shrinking!”
  • A Calvinist dies and goes to heaven.
  • The billionaire and the mermaid whisperer
  • One day, the wife comes home with a spectacular diamond ring.
  • A woman asks her husband at breakfast time!
  • I used to go out with a girl who punched me in the face when she orgasmed.
  • You know you’re getting old when…
  • Men lie about their height all the way through their lives; from their twenties…
  • What does it mean if a guy can remember a girls eye color after a first date?
  • What do you call somebody who’s into fast cars but questioning their sexuality?
  • It must been the bagel – short joke
  • Job Interview
  • A woman with a passion for gardening was growing increasingly frustrated.
  • Have you heard the joke about gaslighting?
  • I bought myself a year long subscription to a gym but I do not see any improvement
  • A blonde woman was driving along the highway!
  • Single vulture dad problems
  • A man in his fifties visits the doctor.
  • Two old ladies were sitting at a bus stop in the pouring rain, trying to smoke a cigarette.
  • Three women, two younger, and one senior citizen were sitting in a sauna only covered by a towel.
  • Cop: “We arrested this man beating the living daylights out of some poor guy for no reason at all.
  • A wealthy, old-fashioned, Southern family lives near a new army base.
  • Mom, how did we get rich?
  • I told my girlfriend I was leaving her.
  • The chairman of a big company found his car wouldn’t start, so he called the car pool
  • My Swedish car broke down today.
  • 2 Economists are walking down country side

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