As the bartender serves him, he looks at the horse and says "hey, why the long face, pal? Are you depressed?" The horse ponders for a second, scratches his chin, and says…
I used to date a midget…
I was nuts over her. Okay, here’s my attempt at a “Joke Poo” based on your original, titled “Joke Poo”: Joke Poo I used to work as a scarecrow… …It was an…
Sex will never fix you, but…
… masturbation might. After all, only you can fix yourself. Okay, here’s my attempt at a “Joke Poo” based on your provided joke, aiming for a similar structure and twist: Joke Poo:…
My wife asked me to put up some shelves in bedroom…
I didn’t know the first thing about putting up some shelves so I thought I’d do some research first, so naturally I went to our local library and asked the librarian: “Have…
They had a contest to choose the best neckwear…
It was a tie. Okay, here’s my attempt at a “Joke Poo” version of the neckwear joke, titled “Joke Poo: The Great Toilet Paper Shortage”: Joke Poo: The Great Toilet Paper Shortage…
I’ve started giving Xanax to my Mexican friend.
He really needs it for Hispanic attacks. Okay, here’s my attempt at a “Joke Poo” version: Joke Poo: Potty Training Progress I’ve started giving Miralax to my toddler. He really needs it…
What’s the difference between a Teacher and a Train?
A Teacher tells you to spit out your gum. A Train says "Chew Chew" (I remember my son telling us that one when he was young. I've just this minute seen a…
The German chancellor was killed by a dropped crate during a sausage factory visit
They are calling it the wurst case scenario Okay, here’s a new joke riffing on your sausage factory one, aiming for a similar structure and pun-based humor, titled “Joke Poo”: Title: Joke…
The Genie
A manager, an engineer, and a programmer are walking to lunch when they find an old brass lamp. They rub it, and—poof!—out pops a genie. The genie says, “I’ll grant each of…
Teen with long hair asks his dad to borrow the car
Dad says, “Only if you get a haircut.” The teen argues, “But Dad, Jesus had long hair!” Dad smiles, “Yep… and Jesus walked everywhere he went.” Okay, here’s my attempt at a…