Dad says, “Only if you get a haircut.” The teen argues, “But Dad, Jesus had long hair!” Dad smiles, “Yep… and Jesus walked everywhere he went.” Okay, here’s my attempt at a…
How do you give a duck soul?
Put it in the microwave until its Bill Withers Okay, here’s my “Joke Poo” version, riffing on the original: Joke Poo: How do you give a toilet soul? Put it in the…
Did you hear what the wise man told his wife?
He told her nothing. Because he was a wise man. Okay, here’s my “Joke Poo” version, based on your original joke: Joke Poo: Did you hear what the toddler told the plumber?…
Why can’t you compare the testicles to the prostate?
Because there's a vas deferens between them Okay, here’s my attempt at a “Joke Poo” version of your joke, titled appropriately: Joke Poo: Why Can’t You Compare a Trombone to a Trumpet?…
What did Kenny Rogers say when the tire fell off his car?
You picked a fine time to leave me, Loose wheel! Joke Poo: Title: What did a stressed-out archaeologist say when he finally unearthed a perfectly preserved Roman toilet? Answer: You picked a…
A middle-age man is with his personal trainer in the gym when a drop-dead gorgeous woman enters.
The client notices her immediately and looks to his trainer and asks, “which machine should I use to impress her?” The trainer looks at the woman, then at the client, at the…
A rich guy with a Porsche drives every morning waving at the neighboors to show off his wealth
Every morning, since he owned his Porsche, he drives by windows rolled down waving through them. One day, a delivery truck loses control and crashes on his car. The man yells "My…
(Old Soviet joke) A plane prototype keeps losing its wings, an expert is called
Some construction bureau's is in a pickle as the wings keep falling off their airplane's prototype. They call in a specialist. He looks at the plans and says: "It's simple – you…
A guy is sitting at a bar with his head in his hands. “What’s wrong, buddy?” asks the bartender.
"Oh, I caught my wife blowing bubbles at my daughter's birthday party," he says. "That doesn't sound so horrible," says the bartender. And the guy says, "Screw you. And another thing ……
A policeman in the hospital is questioning a patient.
Policeman: So you are telling me that you were drilling the wall, some screaming man burst into your flat, ripped the electric drill out of your hands, and shoved it up your…