of a vacation in Hawaii but had never managed to save up enough money. Then one day they came up with an idea – each time they had sex, they would put…
There was a vampire who went to medical school and became an ear, nose and throat specialist.
He was pretty good at the first two but kind of sucked at the last one. Joke Poo: There was a group of particularly ambitious dung beetles who all decided to attend…
What are your dogs’ names?
Me: "Calvin and Klein." "Isn't that a brand of underwear?" Me: "Exactly, they're boxers." Joke Poo: What Does Your Garden Grow? What are your plants’ names? Me: "Diesel and Unleaded." "Isn’t that…
A prostitute was working late at night when she spotted a nervous looking man approaching her
He was a young looking man, dressed in business casual attire and shaking a bit. Still, the woman smiled at him. "Hey baby," she said as he approached her, "you look a…
Camping with my girlfriend and two of her friends in the desert, I was letting my imagination run wild.
My girlfriend could see the look in my eyes and asked what I was thinking. I said, "I can see us in a Ménage à trois with your friend." To which ny…
3 men with different addictions died on the same day.
In heaven, Saint Peter asked what each person's vice was. Joe said "My vice was eating everything I saw!" The saint said: "You will spend 1000 years trapped in a room in…
Doctor: Well, it looks like you’re pregnant.
Woman: Oh my God, I’m pregnant?! Doctor: No, it just looks like you are. Okay, here’s my attempt, riffing on the pregnant woman joke: Joke Poo: Plumber’s Prognosis Plumber: Well, it looks…
It finally happened! The flight attendant asked “is there a doctor on this flight?”
I leapt up and said yes! Did a tracheotomy at 30,000ft with a razor blade and ballpoint pen. He didn't make it, but the thrill was undeniable. Thinking of going to doctor…
Derek and Carla met while on a singles cruise and they fell head over heels in love.
When they discovered they lived in the same city only a few miles apart, Derek was ecstatic. He immediately started asking her out when they got home. Within a couple of weeks,…
Just lost my job at the Ice Creamery
I refused to work on sundaes. Okay, here’s a new joke based on your original, titled "Joke Poo": Joke Poo: Lost My Gig at the Compost Heap I got fired from the…