Because all of them moved along the Strait of Malacca! Okay, here’s my attempt at a "Joke Poo" version: Joke Poo: Why is there no bad Coffee in Seattle? Because all of…
Two children were making the alphabet of disorders.
For letter A, they wrote autism. For B, they wrote bipolarity. They thought for a long time on the letter C, until one of them said: — I have a disorder that…
Pug life
I bought the wife a pug last week, and despite the bulging eyes, flat face and rolls of fat, the dog seems to like her. Okay, here’s my attempt at a "Joke…
How many developers does it take to change a light bulb?
None. It's hardware, they don't touch it! Okay, here’s my "Joke Poo" version, riffing on the "developers and light bulbs" joke: Joke Poo: How Many Data Scientists Does It Take to Change…
Why did the sisters expel the nun from the convent?
She wouldn't change her dirty habits. Okay, here’s my attempt at a "Joke Poo" version of that nun joke, titled "Joke Poo": Title: Joke Poo Why did the plumber fire the apprentice…
SpaceX should make balloons instead
They are supposed to blow up Okay, here’s my attempt at a "Joke Poo" version of that joke, playing on the same element of unexpected function/malfunction: Joke Poo: My Dentist’s Floss My…
An Irishman took a ferry to Glasgow…
Upon disembarking, he was immediately met by a pretty Scottish lady. “She must have known me because she said “Hulloh Paddy. Would you like to sleep with me for 50 quid?”” He…
Why is Mel Brooks making Spaceballs 2 in 2025?
Because there's no way a studio would greenlight Blazing Saddles 2 in 2025. Joke Poo: Why is Jeff Bezos launching a luxury space yacht in 2030? Because there’s no way the IRS…
Asked my cinephile friend what movie is best to go into completely blind.
He said, “None… you’ll want to be able to see them.” Joke Poo: Asked my Gardener Friend Asked my avid gardener friend what vegetable is best to grow starting from seed with…
Three men die and appear at the Pearly Gates
St. Peter says that before they can enter, they must describe the circumstances of their death. The first man says, I'm not proud of this but I was an insanely jealous man….