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Why are there No Idiots in Greece?

Posted on June 21, 2025 by Joke Poo

Because all of them moved along the Strait of Malacca! Okay, here’s my attempt at a "Joke Poo" version: Joke Poo: Why is there no bad Coffee in Seattle? Because all of…

Two children were making the alphabet of disorders.

Posted on June 21, 2025 by Joke Poo

For letter A, they wrote autism. For B, they wrote bipolarity. They thought for a long time on the letter C, until one of them said: — I have a disorder that…

Pug life

Posted on June 21, 2025 by Joke Poo

I bought the wife a pug last week, and despite the bulging eyes, flat face and rolls of fat, the dog seems to like her. Okay, here’s my attempt at a "Joke…

How many developers does it take to change a light bulb?

Posted on June 21, 2025 by Joke Poo

None. It's hardware, they don't touch it! Okay, here’s my "Joke Poo" version, riffing on the "developers and light bulbs" joke: Joke Poo: How Many Data Scientists Does It Take to Change…

Why did the sisters expel the nun from the convent?

Posted on June 21, 2025 by Joke Poo

She wouldn't change her dirty habits. Okay, here’s my attempt at a "Joke Poo" version of that nun joke, titled "Joke Poo": Title: Joke Poo Why did the plumber fire the apprentice…

SpaceX should make balloons instead

Posted on June 21, 2025 by Joke Poo

They are supposed to blow up Okay, here’s my attempt at a "Joke Poo" version of that joke, playing on the same element of unexpected function/malfunction: Joke Poo: My Dentist’s Floss My…

An Irishman took a ferry to Glasgow…

Posted on June 21, 2025 by Joke Poo

Upon disembarking, he was immediately met by a pretty Scottish lady. “She must have known me because she said “Hulloh Paddy. Would you like to sleep with me for 50 quid?”” He…

Why is Mel Brooks making Spaceballs 2 in 2025?

Posted on June 20, 2025 by Joke Poo

Because there's no way a studio would greenlight Blazing Saddles 2 in 2025. Joke Poo: Why is Jeff Bezos launching a luxury space yacht in 2030? Because there’s no way the IRS…

Asked my cinephile friend what movie is best to go into completely blind.

Posted on June 20, 2025 by Joke Poo

He said, “None… you’ll want to be able to see them.” Joke Poo: Asked my Gardener Friend Asked my avid gardener friend what vegetable is best to grow starting from seed with…

Three men die and appear at the Pearly Gates

Posted on June 20, 2025 by Joke Poo

St. Peter says that before they can enter, they must describe the circumstances of their death. The first man says, I'm not proud of this but I was an insanely jealous man….

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Todays SH1T Jokes

  • What is the difference between a snowman and a snow woman?
  • I said to my therapist “I’ve been feeling ultra paranoid lately”
  • The Butcher Dance
  • Dear Tech Support, Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0
  • A teacher and his engineering students were given free plane tickets to go on a field trip.
  • “55 northern 9th” the guy was told, “best blowjob ever.” So he goes there.
  • My girlfriend phoned me on her way to work and said to me “I saw a fox on the way to work”
  • Guy walks in to the E.R and says: “Doctor I’m shrinking!”
  • A Calvinist dies and goes to heaven.
  • The billionaire and the mermaid whisperer
  • One day, the wife comes home with a spectacular diamond ring.
  • A woman asks her husband at breakfast time!
  • I used to go out with a girl who punched me in the face when she orgasmed.
  • You know you’re getting old when…
  • Men lie about their height all the way through their lives; from their twenties…
  • What does it mean if a guy can remember a girls eye color after a first date?
  • What do you call somebody who’s into fast cars but questioning their sexuality?
  • It must been the bagel – short joke
  • Job Interview
  • A woman with a passion for gardening was growing increasingly frustrated.
  • Have you heard the joke about gaslighting?
  • I bought myself a year long subscription to a gym but I do not see any improvement
  • A blonde woman was driving along the highway!
  • Single vulture dad problems
  • A man in his fifties visits the doctor.
  • Two old ladies were sitting at a bus stop in the pouring rain, trying to smoke a cigarette.
  • Three women, two younger, and one senior citizen were sitting in a sauna only covered by a towel.
  • Cop: “We arrested this man beating the living daylights out of some poor guy for no reason at all.
  • A wealthy, old-fashioned, Southern family lives near a new army base.
  • Mom, how did we get rich?
  • I told my girlfriend I was leaving her.
  • The chairman of a big company found his car wouldn’t start, so he called the car pool
  • My Swedish car broke down today.
  • 2 Economists are walking down country side
  • My grandma told me the fastest way to a man’s heart is through his stomach.
  • You really got to hand it to short people.
  • Someone stole my car, but left an old cellphone behind.
  • Yesterday my internet was down. I noticed a woman sitting on my sofa
  • A man tells his doctor …
  • My doctor is amazed by my level of fitness.
  • A young mother gave birth to a beautiful baby boy.
  • During the second World War, two allied soldiers were captured for interrogation by the Germans and sent to the prison camp Luft Stalag 13
  • “What’s your name, boy?” Cop asked the young man.
  • I watch porn for the same reason I watch travel documentaries
  • What do you call a promiscuous woman that is mathematically inclined
  • Met an emotionally unstable Polar bear attracted to both genders thst can live in both the North Pole and the South
  • They say that if you rest one of your balls on the top of an empty beer bottle and heat the base of the bottle with a lighter, the ball will eventually be sucked inside.
  • I recently had to see a proctologist because I was experiencing a sharp pain in my arse
  • A young woman visits a florist to get some flowers for her mother.
  • Karma is a weird name…

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