So I went on vacation without her and saved 50%. Okay, here’s my attempt at a “Joke Poo” based on your travel spending joke: Title: Diaper Duty Dilemma My husband complained about…
I’ll always remember my grandpa’s last words to me, when I was just 9
He said – Stop shaking the ladder, you little shit! Okay, here’s my “Joke Poo” version of that joke: Joke Poo: The Cloud Technician I’ll always remember my grandpa’s last words to…
Two GenAI CEOs are hiking along a trail when they spot a pile of horse shit.
The first CEO says to the other “I’ll pay you $100 billion to make your fans eat that pile of shit.” The second CEO takes the $100 billion and tells his fans…
Four workers from the coal mine went to an Open Mic night at the local bar.
They didn't have any instruments, so a pianist offered to help out. But the pianist didn't know the song they wanted to sing. So the guys said, "It's okay – we can…
I went to a zoo yesterday, it only had one animal, it was a dog.
It was a Shih Tzu. Joke Poo: Space Janitor I got a job cleaning spaceships yesterday. It only had one compartment to clean, it was the toilet. It was a black hole….
Neighbors baby
Little Johnny's neighbour just had a baby. Sadly, the baby was born without any ears. When the mum and baby came back home from the hospital, Johnny's family was invited over to…
What is a cucumber’s favorite instrument?
The piccolo Joke Poo: Title: What’s a Tomato’s Favorite Workout? A: Juicing exercises. Alright, let’s dissect this cucumber of a joke. Analysis: Setup: “What is a cucumber’s favorite instrument?” This establishes a…
Today will be a good day.
10/10 Okay, here’s the original joke and my attempt at a “Joke Poo” version: Original Joke: Today will be a good day. 10/10 New Joke (Joke Poo): Title: Firmware Flub My new…
On the chest of a barmaid in Vail
Was tattooed the prices of ale, And on her behind, For the sake of the blind, Was the same information in Braille. Joke Poo: The Plumber’s Predicament On the toolbox of a…
Where does a Japanese comedian learn his trade from?
Sensei humor. Okay, here’s my attempt at a “Joke Poo” based on the original: Joke Poo: Where do dogs learn comedic timing? Tailor-made laughs. Okay, let’s break down this joke: Original Joke…