Jesus then stands defiantly in front of the crowd and says “STOP. Let the one amongst you who has no sin cast the first stone.” The crowd falls still. Suddenly a rock…
Six retired Florida gentlemen were playing high stakes poker in a condo clubhouse.
During an especially high-stakes game, a member of the group, Ron, lost $5,000 on a single hand, clutched his chest and dropped dead at the table from a heart attack. Showing respect…
Why did the lettuce blush?
It saw the salad dressing Okay, here’s my "Joke Poo" version, titled "Accidental Fertilizer": Title: Accidental Fertilizer Why did the rose suddenly bloom overnight, despite the drought? … It mistook the puppy…
If you joke about Alexander The Great
I won't laugh cause I am not a historian. That doesn't mean the joke is bad but that the joke is only 356BC late. Okay, I need the original joke about Alexander…
Damn, I am so good at the kick drum
I hit it in the exact same spot every time!! Okay, here’s my attempt at a "Joke Poo" version of the kick drum joke: Joke Poo: The Perfectly Placed Turd Damn, I…
I’m tired of jokes about Mexicans and Blacks.
I feel like if you’ve heard Juan, you’ve heard Jamal. Joke Poo: Title: I’m All Booked Up I’m tired of jokes about fantasy and sci-fi. I feel like if you’ve heard Tolkien,…
If a man driving an absurdly large truck is compensating for a tiny schmeckel, what is a woman wearing a wedding ring with a huge diamond compensating for?
An ugly old husband. Okay, here’s my attempt at a "Joke Poo" based on your prompt: Joke Poo: If a Chef’s Hat Compensates… If a chef wearing an absurdly tall chef’s hat…
Suzie Smith went to church
The pastor asked if anyone in the congregation would like to express praise for answered prayers. Suzie Smith stood and walked to the podium. She said, "I have a praise. Two months…
During the job interview the boss asks the young lady about her office skills. “Do you think you could learn to use my Dictaphone?” he asked.
"Certainly not!" she says.. "I will use my finger like everybody else." Okay, here’s my attempt at a "Joke Poo," keeping the spirit of the original but changing the scenario and the…
About neighbors and a rabbit
A nice family of mother, father, two kids and a pet rabbit live in a bourgeois suburb. Next to them lives a couple with a dog. It is a sweet dog, good…