Because now I'm prepared for the wurst. Joke Poo: I’m no longer surprised when my toilet paper runs out. Because now I’m prepared for the flush-tration. Alright, let’s dive into this charred…
Little Red
“My, grandma, what great big eyes you have. And what big ears you have. And what big teeth you have." "Little Red, get that magnifying glass the f out of here" Joke…
My grandpa could tell the future. He kept trying to warn everyone that the Titanic was going to sink.
But they kicked him out of the movie theater. Okay, here’s my “Joke Poo” based on your grandfather Titanic joke: Joke Poo: My Aunt Mildred’s Clairvoyant Colonoscopy My Aunt Mildred claimed she…
At any point, the urge to sing “the lion sleeps tonight” is just a whim away
A whim away, a whim away, a whim away Joke Poo: The Email Away At any point, the urge to reply-all to an email thread is just an email away. …An email…
What did Salvador Dalí usually have for breakfast?
He usually just had a bowl of surreal. Okay, here’s my “Joke Poo” version of the Dalí breakfast joke: Joke Poo: What did Edgar Allan Poe spread on his morning toast? He…
A little girl asks her mother
A little girl asks her mother, "mom, why an I named Rose?" "Well," her mother replies in a sweet voice, "when you were a little baby, a beautiful red rose fell on…
My girlfriend asked me to call her babe.
"That'll do, pig" wasn't the answer she was looking for. Original Joke: My girlfriend asked me to call her babe. “That’ll do, pig” wasn’t the answer she was looking for. Joke Poo:…
My wife left me because of my obssesion with Africa
Kenya believe that? And we have two kids together, this divorce is ghana be so hard on them Okay, here’s my attempt at a “Joke Poo” based on your provided joke, trying…
Don’t ever kiss or sleep with a bird.
You could get a nasty case of chirpees. Okay, here’s my attempt at a “Joke Poo” version of the bird joke, titled “Joke Poo”: Joke Poo: Don’t Ever Trust a Cloud Don’t…
I thought it’d be funny to change some of the labels in our spice cabinet around.
My wife hasn't noticed yet, but the thyme is cumin. Okay, here’s my attempt: Joke Poo: Litter Box Labeling I thought it’d be funny to change the labels on our cat’s litter…