You could get a nasty case of chirpees. Okay, here’s my attempt at a “Joke Poo” version of the bird joke, titled “Joke Poo”: Joke Poo: Don’t Ever Trust a Cloud Don’t…
I thought it’d be funny to change some of the labels in our spice cabinet around.
My wife hasn't noticed yet, but the thyme is cumin. Okay, here’s my attempt: Joke Poo: Litter Box Labeling I thought it’d be funny to change the labels on our cat’s litter…
Made a dating site for Siberian Elvis fans in a hurry to get married.
OnlyFools Russian. Okay, here’s my attempt at a “Joke Poo” inspired by your original: Joke Poo: Cryptocurrency Funeral Arrangements Made a website selling pre-arranged funeral packages paid for exclusively in Dogecoin, focusing…
What kind of shoes do kidnappers wear?
White Vans. Joke Poo: What kind of bathroom fixtures do ghosts install? Vanishing panels. Alright, let’s break down this joke: Original Joke Analysis: Setup: “What kind of shoes do kidnappers wear?” Punchline:…
Bang Bang
Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them suddenly collapses. He doesn’t seem to be breathing, and his eyes are glazed. His friend grabs the phone and calls emergency…
Are you today’s date?
Because you're a 10/10! Okay, here’s my “Joke Poo” riffing on the “Are you today’s date?” joke, trying to maintain a similar cringey-pickup-line vibe: Joke Poo: Are you the garbage truck? Because…
Did you know that most hives don’t even have a fire exit?
It's un-bee-leave-able. Joke Poo: Did You Know That Most Septic Tanks Don’t Have Escape Hatches? It’s utterly dis-gusting! Alright, let’s analyze this bee-autiful joke: Original Joke Breakdown: Setup: “Did you know that…
Yesterday RFK Jr said that he found a link with autism and circumcision.
He made a few more comments, but it's just the tip. Okay, here’s my attempt at a “Joke Poo” version of the RFK Jr. joke, titled “Joke Poo”: Title: Joke Poo Yesterday,…
A mother and her young son were flying on Southwest Airlines from Kansas City to Chicago.
The boy, staring out the window, asked: “Mom, if big dogs have baby dogs and big cats have baby cats, why don’t big planes have baby planes?” The mom, stumped, said, “Why…
“Mommy, I don’t want to go to school today!” I whimpered.
"The kids are so mean! They're always bullying me, calling me names, and laughing at me!" Having said my piece, I pulled my blanket back up over my head and tried to…