The boy, staring out the window, asked: “Mom, if big dogs have baby dogs and big cats have baby cats, why don’t big planes have baby planes?” The mom, stumped, said, “Why…
“Mommy, I don’t want to go to school today!” I whimpered.
"The kids are so mean! They're always bullying me, calling me names, and laughing at me!" Having said my piece, I pulled my blanket back up over my head and tried to…
I bought a book about memes, and it wasn’t funny at all
That Richard Dawkins guy better not quit his day job. Okay, here’s my attempt: Joke Poo: I bought a plunger and it just made things worse. I bought a book on self-help…
Blonde is in a doctor’s office waiting for some test results when the doc enters the room
Doctor: I have some news. You have a acute angina. Blonde: Thank you, doctor. I am flattered, but I am happily married. Joke Poo: AI in Therapy An AI algorithm is in…
Two college buddies were invited to a mountain resort for cross-country skiing, and they got off to a late start.
Driving the unfamiliar mountain roads, they became concerned as it grew darker and they saw light snow starting. Thinking maybe they were close to the resort, they looked for a store or…
My 9 year old son just made this up ..
What's the most difficult room in the house? The Problem Attic. Okay, here’s a “Joke Poo” based on your original, titled… “Constipation Calamity” Constipation Calamity My doctor just told me this one……
The Queen Tours the Infirmary
Her Magesty is touring the First Fusiliers Baracks and the Sergeant Major takes her into the Infirmary. A young man stands in his hospital gown at the foot of the bed. "Sergeant…
Mark Twain was asked if he supported Polygamy
he said "no, because the Bible says a man can't have two masters" Okay, here’s my attempt at a “Joke Poo” based on the Mark Twain joke: Joke Poo: Professor Flumph Professor…
A new monk arrived at the monastery
A new monk arrived at the monastery. He was assigned to help the other monks in copying the old texts by hand. He noticed, however, that they were copying copies, not the…
How do you know if a pirate is vegetarian?
He has a carrot on his shoulder Okay, here’s my attempt at a “Joke Poo” based on your pirate vegetarian joke, keeping the punchline structure similar: Joke Poo: How do you know…