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The fire mage was sexually attracted to baked goods.

Posted on June 17, 2025 by Joke Poo

It was a pie romancer. Joke Poo: The Compost King The gardener was excessively fond of the rich, earthy aroma of compost. He was a soil mate. Alright, let’s break down this…

Did you hear about the criminal with a jurisprudence fetish?

Posted on June 17, 2025 by Joke Poo

He got off on a technicality. (ba dum tssss). Joke Poo: Did you hear about the plumber with a clog fetish? He got off on a plunger. (flush sound) Alright, let’s dissect…

What do you call a donkey who gives high fives?

Posted on June 17, 2025 by Joke Poo

An ass that slaps. Joke Poo: What do you call a computer that constantly interrupts meetings to offer unsolicited advice? An interfering PC. Okay, let’s break down this joke and then build…

What do you call a hippo that’s swears a lot?

Posted on June 17, 2025 by Joke Poo

A hippopottymouth Joke Poo: What do you call a cloud that’s constantly complaining about the weather? … A Cirrusly Grumpy Nimbus. Alright, let’s dissect this hippo-tastic joke. Analysis: Joke Structure: It’s a…

I hired a new handyman…

Posted on June 17, 2025 by Joke Poo

…. I gave him a list of jobs to do. He did jobs, 1, 3, 5 and 7. Turns out he’s an odd job man! Joke Poo: I employed a new plumber……

Why are famous assassins and serial killers, like John Wilkes Booth, Lee Harvey Oswald, Mark David Chapman, and John Wayne Gacy known by three names?

Posted on June 17, 2025 by Joke Poo

Because they have been VERY BAD and are in BIG TROUBLE. Okay, here’s my attempt at a "Joke Poo" based on your prompt: Joke Poo: Why are Toilet Paper brands like Charmin,…

My japanese instructor thinks that coins are talking to him.

Posted on June 17, 2025 by Joke Poo

Sensei's sense says cents say sensei. Okay, here’s my attempt at a "Joke Poo," taking your starting joke and twisting it: Joke Poo: My Pet Psychic’s Problems My vet thinks his psychic…

For Fathers Day I got a stick deodorant

Posted on June 17, 2025 by Joke Poo

I followed the instructions; Pop off top and push up bottom. Now my armpits still smell as bad, but when I fart it smells great! Okay, here’s my attempt at a "Joke…

My neighbor just got arrested for growing marijuana in his yard.

Posted on June 17, 2025 by Joke Poo

Apparently my property line isn’t where I thought it was Original Joke: My neighbor just got arrested for growing marijuana in his yard. Apparently my property line isn’t where I thought it…

My family found out about my humiliation fetish and staged an intervention to shame me.

Posted on June 17, 2025 by Joke Poo

I came to it. Okay, here’s my attempt at a "Joke Poo" based on the original humiliation fetish joke: Joke Poo: My Budget Found Out My budget found out about my impulsive…

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Todays SH1T Jokes

  • A man tells his doctor …
  • My doctor is amazed by my level of fitness.
  • A young mother gave birth to a beautiful baby boy.
  • During the second World War, two allied soldiers were captured for interrogation by the Germans and sent to the prison camp Luft Stalag 13
  • “What’s your name, boy?” Cop asked the young man.
  • I watch porn for the same reason I watch travel documentaries
  • What do you call a promiscuous woman that is mathematically inclined
  • Met an emotionally unstable Polar bear attracted to both genders thst can live in both the North Pole and the South
  • They say that if you rest one of your balls on the top of an empty beer bottle and heat the base of the bottle with a lighter, the ball will eventually be sucked inside.
  • I recently had to see a proctologist because I was experiencing a sharp pain in my arse
  • A young woman visits a florist to get some flowers for her mother.
  • Karma is a weird name…
  • Prison break..
  • Two girls are in the farm field stealing carrots…
  • There’s a Soulja Boy concert on PBS tonight.
  • Let’s go to the zoo
  • A Geordie was so devoted to his pet dog that when it died
  • A virgin young man meets a priest
  • An old lady goes to the dentist. Sits down, drops panties, and lifts legs…
  • A married couple claimed they never argued in their 25 years of marriage.
  • A Mafia Godfather finds out that his bookkeeper has cheated him!
  • A woman in a supermarket watched as a grandfather struggled to control his badly behaved grandson.
  • A teenage boy was playing in his room on his computer when his grandfather came in and sat on the bed.
  • As the taxi raced towards the hospital, my wife cried “Don’t touch me! I can’t take the pain! I won’t make it! Don’t! CAN’T! WON’T!!”
  • A grandmother takes her grandson to the beach
  • My non-binary friend is pregnant and they’re having a gender reveal party next week.
  • A boy turns to his grandfather and says “I bet you $20 I can put that earthworm back in the hole it just crawled from”
  • A woman was waiting to board a bus when she realized her skirt was too tight.
  • Beethoven died and they buried him near the church.
  • My wife says I never listen
  • What do you call a can opener that doesn’t work?
  • A man gets arrested by a lady cop …
  • What’s the difference between a drug dealer and a hooker?
  • I’ve decided to write a book about all of the things I should’ve done in my life.
  • Dad shocked
  • Mommy, Mommy! Everyone in school calls me a vampire!
  • My ex was so greedy man it was unbelievable! You give her an inch
  • [Long Joke] A dead body was found in the lake.
  • A 7-year-old & 4-year-old are in their bedroom.
  • A Greek and an Irishman found themselves in a Starbucks!
  • Free Sex with Fill-Up!
  • Joe goes to a fortune teller and she tells him he’ll have unspeakable grief in 12 years.
  • My friend and I make frequent conjugal visits to a women’s prison, to remind the inmates what it’s like to have a selfless guy go down on them.
  • A drunk guy is showing his mates his new apartment
  • [NSFW] A drunk and a priest
  • Pope Innocent XII died and went to Heaven
  • When my 4-year-old son is afraid of a bug, I always tell him that the bug is probably more scared of him than he is of the bug.
  • 7 year old Jimmy is in class one day. His teacher, Ms.Brown tells the class:
  • Lawyer: ”And as proof of my clients innocence, we’ll submit his browsing history into evidence”
  • Environmentalists are concerned that drugs like antibiotics, steroids and even methamphetamines are getting into waterways and the oceans.

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