Excited, he shows them later that night to his girlfriend who asks which one he thinks about trying first. “The gold one, of course”, says the guy. “Why don’t you try the…
Christmas morning in Central Park, New York…
A cop on a horse stops a little girl on a bike and asks, “Did Santa get you that bike?” “Yes, he did,” she replies. “Well,” says the cop, “tell him to…
What’s the difference between COVID and Romeo and Juliet?
One’s a Coronavirus, the other’s a Verona crisis! Okay, here’s my “Joke Poo” version of your joke, titled “Joke Poo”: Joke Poo: What’s the difference between a clogged toilet and the plot…
With God’s help..
The daughter brings her boyfriend home to meet her wealthy parents, as they’ve decided to get engaged. “So, what are your plans?” asks the father. “I got a scholarship for my master’s…
It looks like you enjoyed Chapaev joke, so I will try and translate another. Although I haven’t heard it yet, I’m sure it has an English analog.
Chapaev leaves his regiment to check on another part of the front line and asks Petka to write down everything that will happen in a notebook. Chapaev is back in a week….
Two nuns were driving in a car.
Two nuns, a young novis and aged mont, were driving in a car along the Irish countryside, when the devil jumps up on the hood. The devil as you'd expect, in red,…
My Therapist said I need to write letters to the people who have wronged me and then throw them in the fire.
I said OK but what do I do with the letters Okay, here’s my “Joke Poo” riffing on your therapist joke: Joke Poo: My Data Architect My Data Architect said I need…
Mary: Joseph! I’m pregnant!
Joseph: What? Which man did this? Mary: Nobody! It was the holy spirit! What should we name the baby? Joseph: Gee, sus… Okay, here’s my attempt at a “Joke Poo,” riffing on…
Did you know a vasectomy only works if you tell your wife about it.
Otherwise she will keep getting pregnant. Okay, here’s my attempt at a “Joke Poo,” riffing on the vasectomy joke: Joke Poo: Did You Know Your Compost Bin Only Works If You Turn…
Ice Fishing
This occurred in Newfoundland, Canada. A man who has had a few drinks is out ice fishing with an auger. After he starts drilling a hole in the ice he hears a…