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After conducting research I can conclude that false advertising negatively affects 1 in 10 people.

Posted on June 17, 2025 by Joke Poo

It's more like 9 in 10 people but I'm just trying to be positive about it. Joke Poo: After researching dog food commercials… After thoroughly examining dog food commercials, I can confidently…

The ship’s barber was shocked when the captain told him they were letting him go during his haircut.

Posted on June 17, 2025 by Joke Poo

It was a crew cut. Joke Poo: The Construction Crew’s Breakfast The foreman was baffled when the cook told him he was cutting back on his pancake order. It was a stack…

Why is sunburned skin attractive?

Posted on June 17, 2025 by Joke Poo

Because it's a-peeling. Okay, here’s my attempt at a "Joke Poo," riffing on your sunburn joke: Joke Poo: Why is a clogged toilet charming? Because it’s a-bowl-ing. Alright, let’s break down this…

The key to work success is to build a strong bond with your manager, learn about what drives them, their vulnerabilities

Posted on June 17, 2025 by Joke Poo

Then come promotion time you'll have the proper blackmail to claim yours. Okay, here’s my "Joke Poo" version of the original joke: Joke Poo: The Key to Zen Mastery The key to…

What do you call an overly excited Spanish witch?

Posted on June 16, 2025 by Joke Poo

A brujaja Okay, here’s my attempt at a "Joke Poo" based on your original, titled "What do you call an overly excited Spanish witch? A brujaja": Joke Poo: The Overly Prepared Pirate…

My wife told me she can’t find the new Shakespeare documentary on any streaming service.

Posted on June 16, 2025 by Joke Poo

"Hunny, it must be on Tubi or not Tubi" Okay, here’s my attempt at a "Joke Poo" based on your Shakespeare joke, titled "Joke Poo": Joke Poo: The Physics Professor My student…

What do you call a Jewish Knight?

Posted on June 16, 2025 by Joke Poo

Sir-Cumscised Okay, here’s my attempt: Joke Poo: What do you call a Catholic baker? Sir-Plus Ingredients. Alright, let’s dissect this joke and then see if we can conjure up some comedic enhancement….

What did one terrorist mother say to the other?

Posted on June 16, 2025 by Joke Poo

Kids these days, they blow-up so fast. Okay, here’s a joke inspired by the original, titled "Joke Poo": Joke Poo: What did the plumber say to his trainee? "These toilets, they clog…

John was telling his friend about his skydiving class.

Posted on June 16, 2025 by Joke Poo

John said he had gone through training and was in flight on a plane for the first jump. All his class mates had already jumped and besides the pilot, only he and…

The furniture salesman.

Posted on June 16, 2025 by Joke Poo

A furniture salesman is telling a mate about an amazing date he’d just been on, where neither he nor the date could speak a word of the other’s language. He told his…

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Todays SH1T Jokes

  • “What’s your name, boy?” Cop asked the young man.
  • I watch porn for the same reason I watch travel documentaries
  • What do you call a promiscuous woman that is mathematically inclined
  • Met an emotionally unstable Polar bear attracted to both genders thst can live in both the North Pole and the South
  • They say that if you rest one of your balls on the top of an empty beer bottle and heat the base of the bottle with a lighter, the ball will eventually be sucked inside.
  • I recently had to see a proctologist because I was experiencing a sharp pain in my arse
  • A young woman visits a florist to get some flowers for her mother.
  • Karma is a weird name…
  • Prison break..
  • Two girls are in the farm field stealing carrots…
  • There’s a Soulja Boy concert on PBS tonight.
  • Let’s go to the zoo
  • A Geordie was so devoted to his pet dog that when it died
  • A virgin young man meets a priest
  • An old lady goes to the dentist. Sits down, drops panties, and lifts legs…
  • A married couple claimed they never argued in their 25 years of marriage.
  • A Mafia Godfather finds out that his bookkeeper has cheated him!
  • A woman in a supermarket watched as a grandfather struggled to control his badly behaved grandson.
  • A teenage boy was playing in his room on his computer when his grandfather came in and sat on the bed.
  • As the taxi raced towards the hospital, my wife cried “Don’t touch me! I can’t take the pain! I won’t make it! Don’t! CAN’T! WON’T!!”
  • A grandmother takes her grandson to the beach
  • My non-binary friend is pregnant and they’re having a gender reveal party next week.
  • A boy turns to his grandfather and says “I bet you $20 I can put that earthworm back in the hole it just crawled from”
  • A woman was waiting to board a bus when she realized her skirt was too tight.
  • Beethoven died and they buried him near the church.
  • My wife says I never listen
  • What do you call a can opener that doesn’t work?
  • A man gets arrested by a lady cop …
  • What’s the difference between a drug dealer and a hooker?
  • I’ve decided to write a book about all of the things I should’ve done in my life.
  • Dad shocked
  • Mommy, Mommy! Everyone in school calls me a vampire!
  • My ex was so greedy man it was unbelievable! You give her an inch
  • [Long Joke] A dead body was found in the lake.
  • A 7-year-old & 4-year-old are in their bedroom.
  • A Greek and an Irishman found themselves in a Starbucks!
  • Free Sex with Fill-Up!
  • Joe goes to a fortune teller and she tells him he’ll have unspeakable grief in 12 years.
  • My friend and I make frequent conjugal visits to a women’s prison, to remind the inmates what it’s like to have a selfless guy go down on them.
  • A drunk guy is showing his mates his new apartment
  • [NSFW] A drunk and a priest
  • Pope Innocent XII died and went to Heaven
  • When my 4-year-old son is afraid of a bug, I always tell him that the bug is probably more scared of him than he is of the bug.
  • 7 year old Jimmy is in class one day. His teacher, Ms.Brown tells the class:
  • Lawyer: ”And as proof of my clients innocence, we’ll submit his browsing history into evidence”
  • Environmentalists are concerned that drugs like antibiotics, steroids and even methamphetamines are getting into waterways and the oceans.
  • There once was a man who did toilet-themed cosplay. He would dress up as the bowl. The tank. The plunger. Even the water. But he had his standards.
  • The Prime Minister is in his limo, passing through the country side.
  • I don’t mean to brag but I need both hands for a wank.
  • My cousin always says he has a photographic memory

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