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Scientists have determined that human breast milk is the perfect food.

Posted on October 29, 2025 by Joke Poo

Well, based on the packaging anyway… Okay, here’s my “Joke Poo” version based on your provided joke: Title: Dog-Gone Data Veterinarians have concluded that premium dog food is the most scientifically advanced…

My Girlfriend yelled at me, “Stop it with all your corny jokes”

Posted on October 29, 2025 by Joke Poo

I said, "What are you gonna do, call the crops?" Joke Poo: Title: My Accountant Yelled My Accountant yelled at me, “Stop it with all these frivolous deductions!” I said, “What are…

Three men check into a hotel and ask for rooms with balconies.

Posted on October 29, 2025 by Joke Poo

They get the only rooms with balconies on the first, second, and third floors. In the morning, the man who stayed on the third floor sees his friend in the lobby and…

An African prince comes to the USA and meets a beautiful woman.

Posted on October 28, 2025 by Joke Poo

He proposes to her on the spot. She says "I'll only marry you if you can buy me a Lamborghini." Without hesitation, he says "ok, I buy, I buy." She then says…

Once upon a time there was a lake shaped like a triangle with one long side, one short side, and one middle side. On each side of the lake was a different kingdom

Posted on October 28, 2025 by Joke Poo

Once upon a time there was a lake shaped like a triangle with one long side, one short side, and one middle side. On each side of the lake was a different…

Did you hear the one about the mean teacher in dental school?

Posted on October 28, 2025 by Joke Poo

He gave everyone double dentition. Okay, here’s my “Joke Poo” version: Title: Joke Poo Did you hear about the overly enthusiastic gardener at the composting facility? He gave everyone double manuretion. Alright,…

Difference between Guts and Balls

Posted on October 28, 2025 by Joke Poo

There is a medical distinction. We've all heard about people having Guts or Balls, but do you really know the difference between them? In an effort to keep you informed, the definitions…

What do you call sex toys made from folded paper?

Posted on October 28, 2025 by Joke Poo

Origasmi Okay, here’s my attempt at a “Joke Poo” based on the provided joke: Joke Poo: What do you call a restaurant specializing in dishes cooked exclusively in miniature hot air balloons?…

Being in love is like shitting in your pants…

Posted on October 28, 2025 by Joke Poo

Everyone can see it but only you have that warm feeling… Okay, here’s a “Joke Poo” version of the joke, playing on the same structure and body humor angle: Joke Poo: Being…

My ex dumped me after I lost part of my foot to frostbite.

Posted on October 28, 2025 by Joke Poo

He was lack-toes intolerant. Okay, here’s my attempt: Joke Poo: My Neighbor’s Compost My neighbor stopped talking to me after my dog had an accident in his backyard and ruined his prized…

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Todays SH1T Jokes

  • I was told that
  • Why don’t witches like winter?
  • I’m proud to say that I’m an award winning procrastinator.
  • What is the formal scientific term for what the adult film industry calls a “facial?”
  • A rope walked into a bar. . .
  • A popcorn vendor asks the customer whether he would like his popcorn sweet or salty… The customer gazes lovingly at his girlfriend and replies “I want it like her”
  • A fireman was working on the engine outside the station when he noticed a little girl nearby in a red wagon.
  • What do lice say when they feel they’ve overstayed their welcome?
  • Missing his son
  • How I want to die
  • Dirty lil’ Johnny.. (I hope its a new one)
  • The experimental surgery
  • Three men are captured by cannibals.
  • A castaway sees a ship, but watches it sinks, leaving one survivor in the water.
  • A man died and was met at the pearly gates of Heaven by St. Peter himself
  • Emergency Room
  • Why don’t violinists play hide-n-seek?
  • I don’t know if 6 is afraid of 7 anymore
  • Just turned 37…
  • I call my dick “Dirty Jobs”
  • Cop: License and registration. Do you know why I stopped you?
  • I asked the librarian if they had any books on amplifiers.
  • What do you call an excellent French lesbian?
  • Where does Billy Joel perform when he’s in Beijing?
  • NYC bars
  • I was the knight no one expected to see on the battlefield that day!
  • And now a word from our sponsor, Royer & Associates Shipbuilding Inc.
  • My therapist thought I was a communist
  • A tourist is hiking through the Scottish Highlands and stops to take a drink from a stream.
  • A man walks home from work.
  • Everyone at the autopsy club is excited
  • What do you say to a gross sheep? Ewwwwwwe
  • What should you prepare in case of trick-or-treating cats?
  • Why did the skeleton go to the hospital?
  • Famous last words…
  • Every night, this guy would stumble home blind drunk and lose his dinner right there in the kitchen sink.
  • Everyone told Beethoven he would never be a composer because he was deaf.
  • A lion was walking through the savanna. He comes across a boar.
  • I don’t want to brag, but I made 6 figures last year
  • A giraffe was walking through the jungle…
  • What do you call a duck that graduates at the top of its class?
  • An Englishman goes to a Chinese tailor
  • When Beethoven passed away
  • My wife hates that I’m always making urination jokes. She said she feels like her opinion doesn’t matter to me.
  • (Long) I was in the garage working on my car when my girlfriend walked in with her new puppy.
  • “Seeds are the best!!” “Oh really? Says who??”
  • Did you hear about the Rainbow Criminal?
  • Brain cancer is the easiest disease to cure
  • Who is smarter?
  • Why didn’t the skeleton go trick-or-treating?

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