Sources confirm the baby will be delivered… but only after 9 months of setup. Okay, here’s my attempt at a “Joke Poo” version of the “Founder of /r/jokes is pregnant” joke, titled…
Jesus is watching you.
A burglar breaks into a house and hears a voice: “Jesus is watching you.” He freezes, looks around, nothing. Again: “Jesus is watching you.” He shines his flashlight and sees a parrot….
Little Johnny comes home from school
“How was your day?” says his dad. “Not so good, got in trouble during maths” replies the boy. “Well what happened?” asks dad. “The teacher asked what’s 2×3 and I answered 6”…
A boy was once punished by his teacher…
For not completing his homework. The boy said to himself, “I hope his hand breaks.” The next day, the teacher’s hand was broken. He was then scammed by a charlatan. The boy…
A lighthouse keeper on an island subscribes to a monthly magazine
A lighthouse keeper subcribes to a monthly magazine. At the start of the month the postman gets into a boat and rows his way to the island with the lighthouse. After an…
A group of animals got together to play a game of Bingo
The game ended when the B1 Okay, here’s the original joke and my attempt at a “Joke Poo” version: Original Joke: A group of animals got together to play a game of…
But by the grace of god…
Two guys go camping in the woods. First guy has never been hunting, second has been hunting all his life. They woke up early, grabbed all their gear, and started walking through…
The Serpent and the Sausage Maker
A passing strange fate did befall London town in the year 1789: A sea serpent swam upriver from the ocean into the very heart of the city. Lurking beneath London Bridge, it…
A man visits the KGB and reports that his parrot is stolen…..
The KGB officer on duty says, " Indeed? Too bad, comrade, but unfortunately we do not track down petty theft. You would do better to contact the police." The man replies, "Oh,…
An ant, a spider and a centipede are throwing a party.
As the night went on the ant realized they were running low on beer. The spider offered to leave a go for a beer run down the road to keep the party…