Joseph: What? Which man did this? Mary: Nobody! It was the holy spirit! What should we name the baby? Joseph: Gee, sus… Okay, here’s my attempt at a “Joke Poo,” riffing on…
Did you know a vasectomy only works if you tell your wife about it.
Otherwise she will keep getting pregnant. Okay, here’s my attempt at a “Joke Poo,” riffing on the vasectomy joke: Joke Poo: Did You Know Your Compost Bin Only Works If You Turn…
Ice Fishing
This occurred in Newfoundland, Canada. A man who has had a few drinks is out ice fishing with an auger. After he starts drilling a hole in the ice he hears a…
I made egg fried rice before my 500m
I was told one needs to learn to wok before they can run Okay, here’s my attempt at a “Joke Poo” version of the egg fried rice joke, titled “Joke Poo”: Joke…
There is a difference between a raven and a crow.
Apparently, the long feathers at the end of a a raven's wing number 17. These feathers are called pinions. A crow, OTOH, only has 16 pinions. So the difference is a matter…
I know it’s an oldie but it’s a goldie
My wonderful girlfriend and I had been dating for over a year, so we decided to get married. There was only one little thing bothering me: her beautiful younger sister. My prospective…
What do you call a group of friends eating together?
Taste buds Heard from a 9 year old Joke Poo: What do you call a collection of toilet paper rolls that have finally befriended each other? Close-knit friends! Alright, let’s dissect this…
A couple are driving through a country road at night and suddenly hear a big thud!
They pull over and jump out to see they’ve hit a badger, both being animal lovers there distraught, they get closer and notice the badger still seems to be alive so they…
I would “do it” again!
My wife's family thinks the only reason I married her is because her Uncle died and left her lots and lots of money. THAT IS NOT TRUE. I would have married this…
Taylor’s Album Was Removed From The Google Play Store
They said it was written entirely in Swift, and therefore incompatible with Android. Okay, here’s my “Joke Poo” version of the Taylor Swift joke, aiming for a similar structure and surprise element:…