Is it about how I act like I know everything? Yes, it is I knew it! Joke Poo: We Need to Potty We need to potty. Is it about how I always…
What do you call a cow that’s had a hysterectomy?
Decaffeinated Okay, here’s my attempt at a "Joke Poo" based on your cow joke: Joke Poo: What do you call a hard drive that’s been completely wiped? De-fragmented. Okay, let’s analyze this…
Have you heard of Alexander Graham Bellski?
He was the first American telephone Pole! Okay, here’s my attempt at a "Joke Poo" based on the Alexander Graham Bellski joke, aiming to retain a similar structure and pun-based humor: Joke…
What did one butt-cheek say to the other?
Brother, if we just stick together, we can really end this shit. Joke Poo: What did one eyelash say to the other? Sister, if we just stick together, we can really end…
How many flies does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Two, but I don't know how they get in there. Okay, here’s my "Joke Poo" version: Joke Poo: How many centipedes does it take to change a tire? Two. One to do…
Why are pirates called pirates?
Because they AAAARRRGGGHHHH!!! Joke Poo: Why Do Plumbers Always Carry a Wrench? Because they AAAARRGHHHH!!!… just kidding! They need to UNCLOG!!! Alright, let’s analyze this classic. Original Joke Dissection: Core Element: The…
A man and his wife decided to celebrate their 25th wedding anniversary by going out to dinner at an expensive restaurant.
After wishing each other 'Happy Anniversary', they ordered their food, and when it arrived, the husband said to his wife, “Our food is here and looks great! Let’s eat!” His wife quickly…
I’ve dated a lot of women with bizarre fetishes. The one the that bothered me the most was a German girl who insisted we roleplay as different types of processed meats.
She was the wurst. Okay, here’s my attempt at a "Joke Poo" titled "Code Smell": Title: Code Smell I’ve inherited a lot of legacy codebases with bizarre architecture. The one that bothered…
Beethoven was attracted to women with kinks. Countess Giulietta Giucciardi liked bondage. Josephine Brunsvik was into roleplaying. And then there was Elisabeth Roeckel, better known as
Furry Elise. Okay, I’ll give it a shot. Here’s my attempt, "Joke Poo," inspired by your Beethoven joke: Joke Poo Professor Quentin Quibble was known for his unconventional research interests in the…
A young Mexican man named Jose was curious about America so he snuck across the border
He wanted to go see a baseball game so when he went home, he could tell his family all about it. When he got there, the game was sold out, so he…