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We need to talk

Posted on June 15, 2025 by Joke Poo

Is it about how I act like I know everything? Yes, it is I knew it! Joke Poo: We Need to Potty We need to potty. Is it about how I always…

What do you call a cow that’s had a hysterectomy?

Posted on June 15, 2025 by Joke Poo

Decaffeinated Okay, here’s my attempt at a "Joke Poo" based on your cow joke: Joke Poo: What do you call a hard drive that’s been completely wiped? De-fragmented. Okay, let’s analyze this…

Have you heard of Alexander Graham Bellski?

Posted on June 15, 2025 by Joke Poo

He was the first American telephone Pole! Okay, here’s my attempt at a "Joke Poo" based on the Alexander Graham Bellski joke, aiming to retain a similar structure and pun-based humor: Joke…

What did one butt-cheek say to the other?

Posted on June 15, 2025 by Joke Poo

Brother, if we just stick together, we can really end this shit. Joke Poo: What did one eyelash say to the other? Sister, if we just stick together, we can really end…

How many flies does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Posted on June 15, 2025 by Joke Poo

Two, but I don't know how they get in there. Okay, here’s my "Joke Poo" version: Joke Poo: How many centipedes does it take to change a tire? Two. One to do…

Why are pirates called pirates?

Posted on June 15, 2025 by Joke Poo

Because they AAAARRRGGGHHHH!!! Joke Poo: Why Do Plumbers Always Carry a Wrench? Because they AAAARRGHHHH!!!… just kidding! They need to UNCLOG!!! Alright, let’s analyze this classic. Original Joke Dissection: Core Element: The…

A man and his wife decided to celebrate their 25th wedding anniversary by going out to dinner at an expensive restaurant.

Posted on June 15, 2025 by Joke Poo

After wishing each other 'Happy Anniversary', they ordered their food, and when it arrived, the husband said to his wife, “Our food is here and looks great! Let’s eat!” His wife quickly…

I’ve dated a lot of women with bizarre fetishes. The one the that bothered me the most was a German girl who insisted we roleplay as different types of processed meats.

Posted on June 15, 2025 by Joke Poo

She was the wurst. Okay, here’s my attempt at a "Joke Poo" titled "Code Smell": Title: Code Smell I’ve inherited a lot of legacy codebases with bizarre architecture. The one that bothered…

Beethoven was attracted to women with kinks. Countess Giulietta Giucciardi liked bondage. Josephine Brunsvik was into roleplaying. And then there was Elisabeth Roeckel, better known as

Posted on June 15, 2025 by Joke Poo

Furry Elise. Okay, I’ll give it a shot. Here’s my attempt, "Joke Poo," inspired by your Beethoven joke: Joke Poo Professor Quentin Quibble was known for his unconventional research interests in the…

A young Mexican man named Jose was curious about America so he snuck across the border

Posted on June 15, 2025 by Joke Poo

He wanted to go see a baseball game so when he went home, he could tell his family all about it. When he got there, the game was sold out, so he…

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Todays SH1T Jokes

  • Karma is a weird name…
  • Prison break..
  • Two girls are in the farm field stealing carrots…
  • There’s a Soulja Boy concert on PBS tonight.
  • Let’s go to the zoo
  • A Geordie was so devoted to his pet dog that when it died
  • A virgin young man meets a priest
  • An old lady goes to the dentist. Sits down, drops panties, and lifts legs…
  • A married couple claimed they never argued in their 25 years of marriage.
  • A Mafia Godfather finds out that his bookkeeper has cheated him!
  • A woman in a supermarket watched as a grandfather struggled to control his badly behaved grandson.
  • A teenage boy was playing in his room on his computer when his grandfather came in and sat on the bed.
  • As the taxi raced towards the hospital, my wife cried “Don’t touch me! I can’t take the pain! I won’t make it! Don’t! CAN’T! WON’T!!”
  • A grandmother takes her grandson to the beach
  • My non-binary friend is pregnant and they’re having a gender reveal party next week.
  • A boy turns to his grandfather and says “I bet you $20 I can put that earthworm back in the hole it just crawled from”
  • A woman was waiting to board a bus when she realized her skirt was too tight.
  • Beethoven died and they buried him near the church.
  • My wife says I never listen
  • What do you call a can opener that doesn’t work?
  • A man gets arrested by a lady cop …
  • What’s the difference between a drug dealer and a hooker?
  • I’ve decided to write a book about all of the things I should’ve done in my life.
  • Dad shocked
  • Mommy, Mommy! Everyone in school calls me a vampire!
  • My ex was so greedy man it was unbelievable! You give her an inch
  • [Long Joke] A dead body was found in the lake.
  • A 7-year-old & 4-year-old are in their bedroom.
  • A Greek and an Irishman found themselves in a Starbucks!
  • Free Sex with Fill-Up!
  • Joe goes to a fortune teller and she tells him he’ll have unspeakable grief in 12 years.
  • My friend and I make frequent conjugal visits to a women’s prison, to remind the inmates what it’s like to have a selfless guy go down on them.
  • A drunk guy is showing his mates his new apartment
  • [NSFW] A drunk and a priest
  • Pope Innocent XII died and went to Heaven
  • When my 4-year-old son is afraid of a bug, I always tell him that the bug is probably more scared of him than he is of the bug.
  • 7 year old Jimmy is in class one day. His teacher, Ms.Brown tells the class:
  • Lawyer: ”And as proof of my clients innocence, we’ll submit his browsing history into evidence”
  • Environmentalists are concerned that drugs like antibiotics, steroids and even methamphetamines are getting into waterways and the oceans.
  • There once was a man who did toilet-themed cosplay. He would dress up as the bowl. The tank. The plunger. Even the water. But he had his standards.
  • The Prime Minister is in his limo, passing through the country side.
  • I don’t mean to brag but I need both hands for a wank.
  • My cousin always says he has a photographic memory
  • Boat Ramp Scam Alert!
  • A government official approached a pig farmer and asked him what he feeds his pigs.
  • Three weeks after the wedding the wife is calling her mom sobbing over the phone.
  • Two men were washed ashore during WWI.
  • [NSFW] Sex On The Sabbath
  • If Count Von Count is a vampire who likes numbers, what do you call a vampire who likes words?
  • A woman on a bus is suddenly overcome with the urge to break wind. She tries to let go a squeaker but instead lets loose a loud, disgusting blast.

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