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What do you call a person who cuts off their feet?

Posted on June 15, 2025 by Joke Poo

Defeated Joke Poo: What do you call a dog that lost its sense of smell? Defunked! Alright, let’s dissect this joke! Analysis: Setup: "What do you call a person who cuts off…

West Virginia has proclaimed a new dancing queen

Posted on June 15, 2025 by Joke Poo

She's young and sweet, only seven teeth Okay, here’s a "Joke Poo" take on the West Virginia dancing queen joke, with the title "The Galactic Emperor’s Decree": Title: The Galactic Emperor’s Decree…

So here I am, at my first swinger party, and I’m very excited!

Posted on June 15, 2025 by Joke Poo

But for some reason, I'm the only one dressed as Spider-Man Original Joke: Here I am, at my first swinger party, and I’m very excited! But for some reason, I’m the only…

A man and his wife excitedly visit Texas

Posted on June 15, 2025 by Joke Poo

They spend the day exploring the sights of San Antonio. After walking around the city, they sit down at a local diner and enjoy a delicious American meal of buffalo wings and…

Recently, a new Commander at an Army Camp was selected

Posted on June 15, 2025 by Joke Poo

The Commander was never stationed at the camp before, so he was given a tour of the camp. Suddenly, he saw 2 soldiers guarding a bench. Surprised, he asked them why they…

A man is walking along the street one morning, feeling hungry.

Posted on June 15, 2025 by Joke Poo

He sees a sign in the window of a restaurant that says, "Try our Exotic Breakfast now", so he walks in and sits down at a table. The waitress comes over and…

What do your cell phone provider and a sex worker have in common?

Posted on June 15, 2025 by Joke Poo

They both charge you a hookup fee. Joke Poo: What do a plumber and a dating app have in common? They both charge you a connection fee and hope things keep flowing….

What do you call a transgender Indian baker?

Posted on June 15, 2025 by Joke Poo

Naan Binary Okay, here’s my "Joke Poo" based on your joke: Joke Poo: What do you call a vegetarian dragon who runs a fast-food restaurant? Flame Broiled, Not Burned! Alright, let’s break…

When my daughter tells me she’s cold, I tell her to go stand in the corner of the room…

Posted on June 15, 2025 by Joke Poo

Because it’s 90 degrees Okay, here’s my "Joke Poo" version: Title: Septic Surprise When my plumber tells me my toilet is clogged, I tell him to just flush it one more time……

The doctor said, sadly, “Your dad is pronounced dead.”

Posted on June 14, 2025 by Joke Poo

I said, "Wow, I've been pronouncing it wrong this whole time." Joke Poo: The Chef’s Special The waiter sighed heavily, pushing the plate across the table. "Sir," he announced, "the chef has…

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Todays SH1T Jokes

  • There’s a Soulja Boy concert on PBS tonight.
  • Let’s go to the zoo
  • A Geordie was so devoted to his pet dog that when it died
  • A virgin young man meets a priest
  • An old lady goes to the dentist. Sits down, drops panties, and lifts legs…
  • A married couple claimed they never argued in their 25 years of marriage.
  • A Mafia Godfather finds out that his bookkeeper has cheated him!
  • A woman in a supermarket watched as a grandfather struggled to control his badly behaved grandson.
  • A teenage boy was playing in his room on his computer when his grandfather came in and sat on the bed.
  • As the taxi raced towards the hospital, my wife cried “Don’t touch me! I can’t take the pain! I won’t make it! Don’t! CAN’T! WON’T!!”
  • A grandmother takes her grandson to the beach
  • My non-binary friend is pregnant and they’re having a gender reveal party next week.
  • A boy turns to his grandfather and says “I bet you $20 I can put that earthworm back in the hole it just crawled from”
  • A woman was waiting to board a bus when she realized her skirt was too tight.
  • Beethoven died and they buried him near the church.
  • My wife says I never listen
  • What do you call a can opener that doesn’t work?
  • A man gets arrested by a lady cop …
  • What’s the difference between a drug dealer and a hooker?
  • I’ve decided to write a book about all of the things I should’ve done in my life.
  • Dad shocked
  • Mommy, Mommy! Everyone in school calls me a vampire!
  • My ex was so greedy man it was unbelievable! You give her an inch
  • [Long Joke] A dead body was found in the lake.
  • A 7-year-old & 4-year-old are in their bedroom.
  • A Greek and an Irishman found themselves in a Starbucks!
  • Free Sex with Fill-Up!
  • Joe goes to a fortune teller and she tells him he’ll have unspeakable grief in 12 years.
  • My friend and I make frequent conjugal visits to a women’s prison, to remind the inmates what it’s like to have a selfless guy go down on them.
  • A drunk guy is showing his mates his new apartment
  • [NSFW] A drunk and a priest
  • Pope Innocent XII died and went to Heaven
  • When my 4-year-old son is afraid of a bug, I always tell him that the bug is probably more scared of him than he is of the bug.
  • 7 year old Jimmy is in class one day. His teacher, Ms.Brown tells the class:
  • Lawyer: ”And as proof of my clients innocence, we’ll submit his browsing history into evidence”
  • Environmentalists are concerned that drugs like antibiotics, steroids and even methamphetamines are getting into waterways and the oceans.
  • There once was a man who did toilet-themed cosplay. He would dress up as the bowl. The tank. The plunger. Even the water. But he had his standards.
  • The Prime Minister is in his limo, passing through the country side.
  • I don’t mean to brag but I need both hands for a wank.
  • My cousin always says he has a photographic memory
  • Boat Ramp Scam Alert!
  • A government official approached a pig farmer and asked him what he feeds his pigs.
  • Three weeks after the wedding the wife is calling her mom sobbing over the phone.
  • Two men were washed ashore during WWI.
  • [NSFW] Sex On The Sabbath
  • If Count Von Count is a vampire who likes numbers, what do you call a vampire who likes words?
  • A woman on a bus is suddenly overcome with the urge to break wind. She tries to let go a squeaker but instead lets loose a loud, disgusting blast.
  • A Chinese man and woman gets married
  • A man walked into a bar
  • How do you fit a kayak into a glove compartment?

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