Everyone had a ball Okay, here’s a new joke based on your Monorchids Anonymous joke, aiming for a similar structure and a surprising punchline: Joke Poo: Hemorrhoids Support Group I went to…
Fish on Friday
A man proposed to his girlfriend but she refused to marry him until he switched to Catholicism. Totally in love, the man agreed, and undertook to have regular lessons at the local…
I went to a glory hole last weekend.
I ended up in the ER. After 6 hours a doctor finally saw me and asked me "How did you poke your eye out?" Okay, here’s my attempt at a “Joke Poo”…
What do horses say when they fall?
Help I've fallen and I can't giddy up. Joke Poo: Title: What do toilets say when they’re overflowing? Punchline: Uh oh, I’ve overflowed and I can’t flush down! Alright, let’s analyze this…
I finally had to replace my laptop because some of the letters stopped working on my keypad…
Initially, it was just the number pad which I could easily work around. However, the last straw was when I googled "best Gary Oldman movies". The results were completely shocking and unexpected,…
A young sailor goes on his maiden trip over the ocean on a freight ship.
The whole crew is men only. After a few days, the young sailor asks his superior… "Sir… how does one releave, you know, his male needs?" The superior points to a barrel…
KFC is experimenting with GMO chickens …
I guess they're looking for something CRISPR. Okay, here’s my attempt at a “Joke Poo” based on your original KFC/CRISPR joke: Joke Poo Title: Big Pharma’s New Cure Joke: Big Pharma is…
Why did the doctor send Hannibal Lecter to the asylum?
Because he needed more vegetables in his diet. Okay, here’s my attempt at a “Joke Poo” riffing on the Hannibal Lecter joke: Title: The Poop Deck Dilemma Why did the pirate captain…
I got in touch with my inner self today
Note to self: Buy better toilet paper Okay, here’s my “Joke Poo” based on your joke: Joke Poo: Lost Connection I tried to reconnect with my router today. Note to self: Update…
Can you roll your R’s?
… a man asked his wife in bed. She smiled and said, "yes, why?" "Because I'll have more room if you can roll your arse back onto your side of the bed!"…