Defeated Joke Poo: What do you call a dog that lost its sense of smell? Defunked! Alright, let’s dissect this joke! Analysis: Setup: "What do you call a person who cuts off…
West Virginia has proclaimed a new dancing queen
She's young and sweet, only seven teeth Okay, here’s a "Joke Poo" take on the West Virginia dancing queen joke, with the title "The Galactic Emperor’s Decree": Title: The Galactic Emperor’s Decree…
So here I am, at my first swinger party, and I’m very excited!
But for some reason, I'm the only one dressed as Spider-Man Original Joke: Here I am, at my first swinger party, and I’m very excited! But for some reason, I’m the only…
A man and his wife excitedly visit Texas
They spend the day exploring the sights of San Antonio. After walking around the city, they sit down at a local diner and enjoy a delicious American meal of buffalo wings and…
Recently, a new Commander at an Army Camp was selected
The Commander was never stationed at the camp before, so he was given a tour of the camp. Suddenly, he saw 2 soldiers guarding a bench. Surprised, he asked them why they…
A man is walking along the street one morning, feeling hungry.
He sees a sign in the window of a restaurant that says, "Try our Exotic Breakfast now", so he walks in and sits down at a table. The waitress comes over and…
What do your cell phone provider and a sex worker have in common?
They both charge you a hookup fee. Joke Poo: What do a plumber and a dating app have in common? They both charge you a connection fee and hope things keep flowing….
What do you call a transgender Indian baker?
Naan Binary Okay, here’s my "Joke Poo" based on your joke: Joke Poo: What do you call a vegetarian dragon who runs a fast-food restaurant? Flame Broiled, Not Burned! Alright, let’s break…
When my daughter tells me she’s cold, I tell her to go stand in the corner of the room…
Because it’s 90 degrees Okay, here’s my "Joke Poo" version: Title: Septic Surprise When my plumber tells me my toilet is clogged, I tell him to just flush it one more time……
The doctor said, sadly, “Your dad is pronounced dead.”
I said, "Wow, I've been pronouncing it wrong this whole time." Joke Poo: The Chef’s Special The waiter sighed heavily, pushing the plate across the table. "Sir," he announced, "the chef has…