Note to self: Buy better toilet paper Okay, here’s my “Joke Poo” based on your joke: Joke Poo: Lost Connection I tried to reconnect with my router today. Note to self: Update…
Can you roll your R’s?
… a man asked his wife in bed. She smiled and said, "yes, why?" "Because I'll have more room if you can roll your arse back onto your side of the bed!"…
A boy lives in a small village.
It is known for having the world’s most impressive memory champion: an elderly man who never forgets anything. One day, the boy, curious, asks him, “What did you have for breakfast on…
Mom, do you have a cigarette?
Mom: Since when do you smoke? Daughter: What else am I supposed to do after sex? Mom: You’re having sex?!?! Daughter: How else would I get the drugs? Joke Poo: Dad, Do…
My mom died when we couldn’t remember her blood type.
As she died, she kept telling us to “be positive,” but it’s hard without her. Okay, here’s my attempt: Joke Poo: My Dog Died My dog died because we couldn’t remember his…
A philosophy professor is giving a lecture to a group of students…
…when all of a sudden there is a "POOF!" and suddenly, a genie appears in front of him. "It's your lucky day!", the genie says. "You can choose: infinite beauty, infinite wisdom,…
A man died and went to Heaven.
St Peter says to him “Before you meet with God, I should tell you ,we’ve looked over your life, and to be honest you really didn’t do anything particularly good or bad….
Rob and his buddy Dave are walking down the street when they see a stunning woman in a first-floor window, blowing kisses at them.
Rob says, "Hey, look at that! That woman is blowing kisses at me!" Dave replies, "Just ignore her. Don't pay her any mind." The woman then gestures for one of them to…
Ivan Pavlov is sitting in a pub
The landlord rings the bell for last orders, and Pavlov immediately jumps out of his seat, "Shit, I forgot to feed the dogs!” Okay, here’s my attempt at a “Joke Poo” version…
It might not be 12 inches…
But it sure smells like a foot. Okay, here’s my attempt at a “Joke Poo” version of that joke: Joke Poo: It Might Not Be Prose… But it sure resembles a poem!…