The landlord rings the bell for last orders, and Pavlov immediately jumps out of his seat, "Shit, I forgot to feed the dogs!” Okay, here’s my attempt at a “Joke Poo” version…
It might not be 12 inches…
But it sure smells like a foot. Okay, here’s my attempt at a “Joke Poo” version of that joke: Joke Poo: It Might Not Be Prose… But it sure resembles a poem!…
I made a poll on where in Scandinavia I should visit
The results were norway near even Okay, here’s my “Joke Poo” version of your Scandinavia poll joke: Joke Poo: The Compost Survey I put up a survey asking where in my garden…
The spiciest Knight
We all know about King Arthur and the Knights of the round table, Sir Lancelot, Sir Gallahad, Sir Cumference, the designer of the round table but have you heard of the spiciest…
To the guy who stole my antidepressants
I hope your happy now Okay, here’s my “Joke Poo” version of the antidepressant joke, aiming for a similar structure and twist: Joke Poo: To the Squirrel Who Pilfered My Nuts To…
It’s finally October,
which means that all of the cobwebs in my house are now Halloween decorations. Okay, here’s my attempt at a “Joke Poo” version of your joke, playing with the theme of seasons…
I heard through the grapevine that when General McDonald retired, he bought a farm.
Echo-India Echo-India Oscar Joke Poo: Title: Kernel Sanders’ Secret I heard through the barnyard gate that when Colonel Sanders retired, he didn’t buy a farm. He became the farm. He’s got feathers…
My wife is so happy because of a text I sent, but it was a complete misunderstanding.
My wife sent me a text this morning that said "your my forever." I said, "No, you're my forever." She's been walking around the house singing and smiling. Should I tell her…
Homeless man
Met a homeless man living in a tyre….did him a favour and punctured it! He’s now living in a flat…. He was so grateful…apparently, he’s having a Goodyear…. Okay, here’s my attempt…
Job interviewer: Where do you see yourself in 5 years’ time?
Me: My greatest strength is I'm a good listener Okay, here’s my attempt at a “Joke Poo” riffing off the original, titled “AI’s Ambition”: Title: AI’s Ambition Software Engineer: AI, where do…