I think about it all the time Okay, here’s a new joke based on your provided joke, titled "Joke Poo": Joke Poo: Do you ever wonder how much time you could’ve saved…
the “fast food” industry is a scam.
their food does NOT make you faster. Okay, here’s my attempt at a "Joke Poo" based on the original, titled: Joke Poo: Organic Produce Their advertisements make you think eating organic vegetables…
I called the tinnitus hotline today.
No one answered, it just kept ringing! Okay, here’s my attempt: Joke Poo: The Haunted Landline I tried calling the Ghostbusters’ hotline today. No one answered. I just kept hearing spectral moaning……
I needed a drink after having wild sex with a menopausal red head.
It was a dry ginger rail. Okay, here’s my attempt at a "Joke Poo" based on your original, titled "Joke Poo": Joke Poo I needed a snack after mediating a peace treaty…
A 4th grade teacher asked her class who could use the word “definitely” in a sentence. Little Johnny’s hand shot up, and he said – Miss Jones, do farts have lumps in them?
The teacher said – Johnny, that’s not the question I asked. Johnny said – I know, but please Miss Jones, do farts have lumps in them? The teacher says no, farts do…
A guy goes to the golf course to play as a single
The starter tells him there is another single so if it's ok he's going to pair them up. The two are really enjoying each other's company when the first golfer asks what…
Hey everyone! I invented a new word today:
Plagiarism. Okay, here’s my attempt at a "Joke Poo" version: Title: Toilet Time Triumph Hey everyone! I wrote a brilliant novel on the toilet today: …The last chapter. Okay, let’s break down…
I got the words “jacuzzi” and “Yakuza” mixed up
Now I'm in hot water with the Japanese Mafia. Joke Poo: Title: I got the words "Therapist" and "The Rapist" mixed up. Now I’m in deep psychological trouble with the legal system….
If a one L “lama” is a Tibetan monk, and a 2 L “lama” is an animal similar to an alpaca, what is a 3 L “lama”?
One hell of a big fire in Boston. Okay, here’s my "Joke Poo" version: Joke Poo: The Code Smell If one equal sign = means assignment in coding, and two equal signs…
A guy starts work at a bakery
He's handed his rota and his eyes lighten up: "Great, it's dinner-roll day!". The supervisor is puzzled to see such enthusiasm for so mundane a task as baking dinner rolls, but sure…