Met a homeless man living in a tyre….did him a favour and punctured it! He’s now living in a flat…. He was so grateful…apparently, he’s having a Goodyear…. Okay, here’s my attempt…
Job interviewer: Where do you see yourself in 5 years’ time?
Me: My greatest strength is I'm a good listener Okay, here’s my attempt at a “Joke Poo” riffing off the original, titled “AI’s Ambition”: Title: AI’s Ambition Software Engineer: AI, where do…
A monastery is testing new disciples for self-control.
Each novice stands naked in a line with a small bell tied to his penis. A beautiful naked woman walks slowly past them. If anyone loses control and the bell rings —…
I came home and saw my vegan wife eating a steak.
I said, "Wow, that's rare." Okay, here’s a Joke Poo version: Title: Code Poo I sat down to review my junior developer’s code, and found a complete and utter lack of comments,…
Have you heard, recent studies have shown you shouldn’t brush your teeth with your left hand.
A toothbrush is better. Okay, here’s my “Joke Poo” version, riffing on the original teeth-brushing joke: Joke Poo: Toilet Paper Trauma Have you heard, recent studies have shown you shouldn’t wipe your…
Me: “You might not have known that, but urine is essentially blood after being filtered by the kidneys”
Satan: "Nice try, but I won't accept a pact selling your soul to me in exchange for worldly riches and power, signed in your own piss!" Okay, here’s my attempt at a…
77% of people in this country are idiots.
I’m just glad I’m one of the 33%. Okay, here’s my “Joke Poo” version, aiming to echo the original’s structure and surprise: Joke Poo: Space Travel Stats 98% of astronauts believe they’re…
Do you have any jokes native to your country that you have never seen translated to English?
In Russia, we really enjoy telling jokes about Soviet revolutionary Vasily Chapayev. No idea why he has to be the unlucky one. Despite my not-so-great English, I will try to translate one…
A wealthy man on his deathbed gave his lawyer one very specific condition for his wife to inherit everything.
A very wealthy man on his deathbed called his lawyer. He told him to give all he had, down to the last dollar, to his wife. But he had one condition: that…
A man is going 85 on a motorway when he sees a police car in his mirror
He thinks for a moment as the officer is getting closer and then floors it, 95… 110… 140… Finally, with the officer still hot on his tail he slows down and pulls…