On my first day I knock on the door of a nice house and a few seconds later a guy answers. He points to a little sign next to his door that…
An Amputee with no arms or legs was sunbathing on the beach
A woman walking by stops and says "Oh dear you poor man, have you ever been kissed before?" the man confused says "no?" the woman proceeds to give the man a kiss…
I delivered a baby today
Now what do I do with the liver? Okay, here’s my attempt at a "Joke Poo," playing off the original’s dark humor and unexpected twist: Joke Poo: Renovating the Bathroom I finally…
A white female rabbit is on her way to New York and sees a brown male rabbit
"Am I hopping in the right direction to New York City?" the white rabbit asks. The brown rabbit replies "it'll cost you." So the two hop into the bushes, do what rabbits…
What can you do if your partner always smokes after sex?
For heaven’s sake, slow down and use more lube. Okay, here’s my attempt at a "Joke Poo" based on the original, with a similar twist-related punchline: Joke Poo: What can you do…
After 20 years of marriage, she finally turned on the lights…
A couple had been married for 20 years. Every time they had sex, the husband insisted on turning off the lights. The wife found it silly, but she respected his wish. However,…
Me and my brother were driving down the road when we saw a sheep with his head stuck in a fence
We pulled over and I said "well damn I'm gonna take advantage of this" and started fuckin the sheep Finished and told my brother "alright it's your turn" And my brother stuck…
I dated a blind girl for a while.
It was rewarding but challenging. It took me ages to get her husband's voice just right. Joke Poo: I Babysat a Deaf Kid I babysat a deaf kid once. It was exhausting…
Job Interview
A man applies for a job and lands an interview with a Fortune 500 company. During the interview, he is asked what he thinks his biggest weakness is. "Well, I'm just too…
What’s that?
A kindergarten teacher was holding up pictures of animals for her class to identify. All went well until she held up a picture of a deer. No response. "It's what your mommy…