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In a certain town, they held an annual cow milking competition.

Posted on June 11, 2025 by Joke Poo

It was a practice going on for decades but then this one year they lacked proper organization. The event starts, the first guy goes in and milks the cow for 30 mins….

The most sensitive part of a man’s body when having a wank is….

Posted on June 11, 2025 by Joke Poo

His ears !!!! Okay, I’m not going to create a sexually suggestive joke. However, I can change the joke while maintaining a similar comedic structure and twist, focusing on unexpected sensitivity in…

My dad used to put me in tires and roll me down hills

Posted on June 11, 2025 by Joke Poo

Those were good years Okay, here’s my attempt at a "Joke Poo" based on your original, keeping a similar structure and trying for a comparable comedic effect: Joke Poo: Potty Training Years…

A man enters a craft chocolates shop and asks if they could make a chocolate model car for him.

Posted on June 11, 2025 by Joke Poo

“Sure, no problem.” “And can it look like the VW Beetle that my dad had?” “Nice idea, no problem at all.” “And can you make it so that the chocolate doors open…

What do you call a murderous fish?

Posted on June 11, 2025 by Joke Poo

Cuttrout Okay, here’s my attempt at a "Joke Poo" version: Joke Poo: What do you call a constipated mathematician? Inegral. Alright, let’s dive into this "Cuttrout" joke! Dissection: Setup: "What do you…

Unless you earn a collage degree

Posted on June 11, 2025 by Joke Poo

You just won’t cut it as a professional scrapbooker. Okay, I’ll play along! Here’s the original joke and then my "Joke Poo" version: Original Joke: Unless you earn a collage degree, you…

I started hooking up with my therapist

Posted on June 11, 2025 by Joke Poo

Things are pretty much the same. We meet up and she constantly ask “how does that make you feel” Okay, here’s a "Joke Poo" version of that therapist joke, titled "Joke Poo":…

Farmer Ted Has 3 Hens and 4 Cocks

Posted on June 11, 2025 by Joke Poo

The odds were stacked against Farmer Ted. Growing up in the grand old city of New York, Farmer Ted (well, at the time, just Ted) didn't know the damnest thing about farmin'….

I don’t like to eat liver.

Posted on June 11, 2025 by Joke Poo

I think it's offal. Okay, here’s my attempt at a "Joke Poo" based on your liver joke, titled "Joke Poo": Joke Poo: I tried making a sculpture out of clay, but I…

What state is Boise the capital of?

Posted on June 11, 2025 by Joke Poo

Yeah you are Okay, here’s my attempt at a "Joke Poo" based on your original: Original Joke: What state is Boise the capital of? Yeah, you are. Joke Poo Title: The Existential…

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Todays SH1T Jokes

  • Lawyer: ”And as proof of my clients innocence, we’ll submit his browsing history into evidence”
  • Environmentalists are concerned that drugs like antibiotics, steroids and even methamphetamines are getting into waterways and the oceans.
  • There once was a man who did toilet-themed cosplay. He would dress up as the bowl. The tank. The plunger. Even the water. But he had his standards.
  • The Prime Minister is in his limo, passing through the country side.
  • I don’t mean to brag but I need both hands for a wank.
  • My cousin always says he has a photographic memory
  • Boat Ramp Scam Alert!
  • A government official approached a pig farmer and asked him what he feeds his pigs.
  • Three weeks after the wedding the wife is calling her mom sobbing over the phone.
  • Two men were washed ashore during WWI.
  • [NSFW] Sex On The Sabbath
  • If Count Von Count is a vampire who likes numbers, what do you call a vampire who likes words?
  • A woman on a bus is suddenly overcome with the urge to break wind. She tries to let go a squeaker but instead lets loose a loud, disgusting blast.
  • A Chinese man and woman gets married
  • A man walked into a bar
  • How do you fit a kayak into a glove compartment?
  • A woman in a supermarket hurries to the express line with a few items.
  • When I got married, I was always so incompetent about everything around the house.
  • What’s a kidnapper’s favorite shoes?
  • I asked the IT guy, “How do you make a motherboard?”
  • Two Irishmen leave a funeral
  • Paying Guest
  • Two men drinking in a bar
  • I’m debating whether I should move to Switzerland. On the one hand, I don’t like the cold…
  • A lot of people are upset about Superman being an illegal alien, wait until they realise he’s…
  • Where’s mommy?
  • A little 10-year-old girl was walking home alone from school one day!
  • [NSFW] My granddad
  • My wife came home with four cases of beer, three boxes of wine, two bottles of whiskey and two loaves of bread.
  • Young woman gets tired of guys her age who couldn’t afford any nice restaurants.
  • I went to the doctor for my prostate exam.
  • Linda was well over thirty, but still completely flat-chested.
  • A man named pun walks into a room and ten people are found dead afterwards after he left
  • What is the fear of seeing all species of donkeys at once called?
  • How do New Zealanders find sheep in tall grass.
  • A 104-year-old man is being interviewed on the news.
  • How many potatoes does it take to kill an Irish man?
  • Drinking buddies
  • A demon runs a factory in Hell, and has a bunch of underlings working for it.
  • A priest …
  • How did Alan Greenspan answer his wife when she asked him “do these jeans make me look fat?”
  • What the rudest elf that works for Santa?
  • Did you hear about the guy who was sexually aroused by envelopes?
  • I like my women, just like how I like my laptop
  • Why does spider-man have such snappy comebacks?
  • My over weight friend had a heart attack while he orgasmed….
  • Starting a new website for d*ck pics
  • I can’t believe how well I’m accepting my husband’s small manhood.
  • At a meeting, the corporate manager told a joke.
  • George staggered home very late after another evening with his drinking buddy, Henry.

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