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A man is going 85 on a motorway when he sees a police car in his mirror

Posted on October 7, 2025 by Joke Poo

He thinks for a moment as the officer is getting closer and then floors it, 95… 110… 140… Finally, with the officer still hot on his tail he slows down and pulls…

Two Mafia hit-men are walking deep into a forest in the middle of the night.

Posted on October 7, 2025 by Joke Poo

One of them says, "I gotta admit, I'm scared out here." To which the other replies, "You're scared…I gotta walk back alone." Okay, here’s my “Joke Poo” version of the mafia joke:…

Your mom…

Posted on October 7, 2025 by Joke Poo

Is so stupid that she tried to send a voicemail by yelling into an envelope Okay, here’s my attempt at a “Joke Poo” version of the “Your Mom” joke: Joke Poo: Your…

Why does Gordon Ramsey always use protection?

Posted on October 7, 2025 by Joke Poo

Because he hates FUCKING RAW! Joke Poo: Why Does Bob Ross Always Wear a Lab Coat? Because he’s always concerned about accidental splatter of happy little accidents! Alright, let’s break down this…

A couple is playing golf on an old country golf course

Posted on October 7, 2025 by Joke Poo

They get to a hole where the husband hits the ball into the rough. There is a barn between his ball and the green. The wife says "Hey, I know. Why don't…

What do you get when you radicalize a sommelier?

Posted on October 7, 2025 by Joke Poo

A terroirist. Okay, here’s my attempt at a “Joke Poo” version of that joke: Joke Poo: What do you get when you over-fertilize a comedian’s garden? …A pun-gent aroma! Alright, let’s deconstruct…

I’m working on my 3rd million.

Posted on October 7, 2025 by Joke Poo

I gave up on the other 2. Joke Poo: I’m Working on My Third Everest I’m working on my third Everest ascent. I gave up on the other two… to open a…

Job Interviewer: “What’s your greatest weakness?”

Posted on October 7, 2025 by Joke Poo

Me: "Lower back pain. It's awful." Okay, here’s my “Joke Poo” version of the back pain joke: Joke Poo: Therapy Session Therapist: “What’s the biggest obstacle preventing you from achieving inner peace?”…

An Italian couple gets married and moves into the apartment above the bride’s parents’ garage on their wedding night

Posted on October 7, 2025 by Joke Poo

The groom takes off his shirt, and the bride is horrified at how hairy his chest is. She rushes downstairs and bangs on the door. The bride's mother answers and asks what…

With Tylenol allegedly causing autism, I texted my mom asking if she ever took it while pregnant with me…..

Posted on October 7, 2025 by Joke Poo

“Only if I had a hangover”, was her response. Okay, here’s my attempt at a “Joke Poo” based on your original, titled “Joke Poo”: Joke Poo With all this buzz about ChatGPT…

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Todays SH1T Jokes

  • Did you hear about the guy who has sex multiple times a day, can read as much as he wants, and still has time to work out?
  • A married woman is caught shoplifting a bag of apples.
  • I broke up with my ex, Lorraine. I’m so happy with my new love, Claire Lee.
  • A man is sitting on a park bench enjoying a nice summer day
  • Why are there no headache tablets in the jungle?
  • Little Johnny’s Great Escape
  • You know what propaganda is?
  • Take Your Kid to Work Day didn’t go as planned.
  • Everyone knows about Hermann Göring, one of the worst Nazis from WWII…
  • Mnemonic Device For Remembering The Great Lakes
  • Three men find a magical slide.
  • Talking with God
  • I’ve started investing in stocks. Beef, Chicken, and Vegetable.
  • A man is stranded on an island with only a Doberman and a pig for company…
  • Monday morning at school, the teacher lined up all the students to present their weekend homework assignment:
  • There’s a nun
  • Two old men are playing golf
  • What do you call a man with a rubber toe?
  • A wealthy man walks into a bank New York City and asks for the loan officer.
  • Why is the outcome of a custard pie fight so unpredictable?
  • They call me a fireman.
  • What do sea turtles and lesbians have in common?
  • Other question jokes besides this 2
  • Two Germans in WWII are chasing two villagers.
  • How many Swiss comedians does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
  • The long life cowboy
  • A blonde walks into a bar.
  • Dr. Frankenstein walks into the body parts shop…
  • What did the executioner say two weeks into the job?
  • It’s the end of The Last Supper…
  • A guy was bragging to a co-worker about how hot his wife was…
  • A 60 year old billionaire marries a hot 25 year old girl…
  • What do you call a one-eyed dinosaur?
  • Three fishing holy men
  • I met a woman glass blower.
  • A Pragmatic Solution
  • What do two snails do when they get in a fight?
  • A Matter of Priorities
  • My wife said she wants more romance in our marriage.
  • An IRS inspector audits a hospital’s books
  • How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh?
  • I’m writing a book on reverse psychology.
  • Drill Seargent: “WHAT ARE YOU A MAN? OR A MOUSE?”
  • How does a pirate unwind after a long day of pillaging?
  • I decided to test the phrase “a watched pot never boils.” It was really boring at first.
  • “These eggs are delicious! Did you cook them in butter?”
  • My wife said “You bastard, you’re shagging that floozie from Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychrwyndrobwyllllantisiliogogogoch, aren’t you?”
  • Yo momma is so fat…
  • What’s the worlds rudest texture?
  • A Medical Mystery

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