He thinks for a moment as the officer is getting closer and then floors it, 95… 110… 140… Finally, with the officer still hot on his tail he slows down and pulls…
Two Mafia hit-men are walking deep into a forest in the middle of the night.
One of them says, "I gotta admit, I'm scared out here." To which the other replies, "You're scared…I gotta walk back alone." Okay, here’s my “Joke Poo” version of the mafia joke:…
Your mom…
Is so stupid that she tried to send a voicemail by yelling into an envelope Okay, here’s my attempt at a “Joke Poo” version of the “Your Mom” joke: Joke Poo: Your…
Why does Gordon Ramsey always use protection?
Because he hates FUCKING RAW! Joke Poo: Why Does Bob Ross Always Wear a Lab Coat? Because he’s always concerned about accidental splatter of happy little accidents! Alright, let’s break down this…
A couple is playing golf on an old country golf course
They get to a hole where the husband hits the ball into the rough. There is a barn between his ball and the green. The wife says "Hey, I know. Why don't…
What do you get when you radicalize a sommelier?
A terroirist. Okay, here’s my attempt at a “Joke Poo” version of that joke: Joke Poo: What do you get when you over-fertilize a comedian’s garden? …A pun-gent aroma! Alright, let’s deconstruct…
I’m working on my 3rd million.
I gave up on the other 2. Joke Poo: I’m Working on My Third Everest I’m working on my third Everest ascent. I gave up on the other two… to open a…
Job Interviewer: “What’s your greatest weakness?”
Me: "Lower back pain. It's awful." Okay, here’s my “Joke Poo” version of the back pain joke: Joke Poo: Therapy Session Therapist: “What’s the biggest obstacle preventing you from achieving inner peace?”…
An Italian couple gets married and moves into the apartment above the bride’s parents’ garage on their wedding night
The groom takes off his shirt, and the bride is horrified at how hairy his chest is. She rushes downstairs and bangs on the door. The bride's mother answers and asks what…
With Tylenol allegedly causing autism, I texted my mom asking if she ever took it while pregnant with me…..
“Only if I had a hangover”, was her response. Okay, here’s my attempt at a “Joke Poo” based on your original, titled “Joke Poo”: Joke Poo With all this buzz about ChatGPT…

