I have won, but at what cost? Okay, here’s a "Joke Poo" based on the original, trying to maintain a similar structure and surprising element: Joke Poo: The Existential Baker What did…
Bangkok STD
A man goes to Bangkok on a business trip. While he's there, he decides to sample the carnal pleasures. When he gets back home he notices there's something wrong with his male…
A CNN reporter covering the Middle East heard a story about an elderly Jew
who had been going to the Wailing Wall in Jerusalem to pray twice a day, every day, for a number of years. So she went to the Wailing Wall and, after waiting…
An elderly woman visited a produce store…
She requested 6kg of potatoes. The owner was delighted to help and started packing the potatoes. However, the woman stopped him and requested that each potato be wrapped individually. The man complied…
A little heavy set boy is sitting on a bench eating chocolate bars.
A guy in his mid 30's walks up to him and says "Hey kid, you shouldn't eat so much chocolate, it's bad for your health, and it looks like you could already…
The minister of education calls a principal….
"I want you to first, torture the students, and second, to paint your school green." He says. "Excuse me, minister, but why green?" The principal asks. "HA!" Laughs the minister. "Knew you…
My boss was very happy and gave me a check, and then another, and then another.
Finally, he said, "Mate." Okay, here’s my attempt at "Joke Poo": Title: Joke Poo My toddler was having trouble going to the bathroom. He strained, he pushed, he grunted, and then he…
What do Frankenstein and Arnold Schwarzenegger have in common?
They’re both bodybuilders. Joke Poo: What do a goldfish and a politician have in common? They both circle the bowl and occasionally spit out something that vaguely resembles food. Okay, let’s analyze…
What’s the difference between an arts degree and a large pizza?
A large pizza can feed a family of four. Joke Poo: What’s the difference between a crypto miner and a flock of seagulls? A flock of seagulls only squawk about lost profits….
My neighbors banged on my door last night
Luckily I just upgraded to the Ring HD w/ color night vision. Okay, here’s my "Joke Poo" based on your starting joke, titled "Accidental Delivery": Title: Accidental Delivery My new drone delivered…