“Only if I had a hangover”, was her response. Okay, here’s my attempt at a “Joke Poo” based on your original, titled “Joke Poo”: Joke Poo With all this buzz about ChatGPT…
My son, while gazing up at the sky, asked me how stars die.
"Usually an overdose", I said. Okay, here’s my attempt at a “Joke Poo” based on your original: Title: Dog Park Dilemma My daughter, while observing the local dog park, asked me why…
A guy gets home from work, and notices a gorilla in a tree in his front yard
He rushes into his house and frantically searches Google. Sure enough, he finds a web page for a local gorilla exterminator. So he calls the number, and waits. A few minutes later,…
Fun fact: Koi fish always travel in groups of four.
If attacked, kois A, B, and C will scatter, leaving behind the D koi. Okay, here’s my attempt at a “Joke Poo” version of the Koi fish joke: Title: Joke Poo: Cacti…
Some men have large dicks, and some men have small dicks. But I have a medium dick.
It can talk to ghosts. Okay, here’s my attempt at a “Joke Poo” riffing on the original: Joke Poo: Some Cats Are Loud Some cats are very loud, and some cats are…
My friend would always masturbate rather than have sex with a woman.
He believed a bird in the hand was worth two in the bush. Okay, here’s my “Joke Poo” version: Title: Compost Confidence My neighbor would always meticulously compost his garden waste, rather…
Satan Joke
Satan appeared before a small town congregation. Everyone started screaming and running for the front church door, trampling each other in a frantic effort to get away. Soon everyone was gone except…
A man who made a living by selling hats once happened to pass through a forest.
After walking for a while, he became exhausted and overheated from the sun, so he sat down under a tree. He put his basket full of hats on the ground beside him…
Three envelopes
A young, ambitious executive is chosen to replace a retiring CEO at a major corporation. On the outgoing CEO's last day, he calls the young executive into his office for a word…
Grandma’s RV fire
Grandma called 9-1-1 and told the dispatcher, "hurry, my kitchen is on fire" Dispatcher, " okay ma'am, remain calm. Your number doesn't show up in our system, where are you?" Grandma, "I'm…