Grandma called 9-1-1 and told the dispatcher, "hurry, my kitchen is on fire" Dispatcher, " okay ma'am, remain calm. Your number doesn't show up in our system, where are you?" Grandma, "I'm…
I tried to drive to Bristol today but I got lost…
…and arrived at a beach where I saw a horse fighting Clint Eastwood on a sand dune. No bullet from his gun seemed to hurt it, and every touch of its hooves…
A blonde finishes her jigsaw puzzle
Overjoyed, she calls her boyfriend: Sweetie! I’ve completed the puzzle and I did it in less than two months! And what’s so special about that? But on the box it was written…
A seeker has heard that the wisest guru in all of India lives atop India’s highest mountain.
So the seeker treks over hill and Delhi until he reaches the fabled mountain. It’s incredibly steep, and more than once he slips and falls. By the time he reaches the top,…
Albert Einstein Question.
I was wondering, does anybody understand why people always talk about Albert Einstein, the great physicist, and they rarely talk about his brother, Frank, the monster? Joke Poo: Marie Curie Question I…
I’ve just managed to conquer my addiction to chocolate, marshmallows, and nuts…
I won’t lie, it’s been a Rocky Road. Okay, here’s my “Joke Poo” version of the Rocky Road joke: Joke Poo: I’ve Just Managed to Toilet Train My Puppy I won’t lie,…
Interviewer: What’s the secret to longevity?
Centenarian: Avoiding arguments. Interviewer: How so? Centenarian: Anytime an idiot wants to drag me into an argument, I just say: 'You're right!' and move on. Interviewer: But that can sometimes backfire Centenarian:…
My date said that she once stopped a Formula 1 race due to unsafe conditions
I think that’s a red flag Okay, here’s my attempt at a “Joke Poo” version of the Formula 1 joke, maintaining a similar structure but changing the key element: Joke Poo: Potty…
I wanna be a billionaire by the age of 35, like my father
He wants to be a billionaire too Okay, here’s my attempt at a “Joke Poo” of your joke, playing on the original’s humor and surprise: Title: Data Decay I want to be…
Did you hear about the blonde who went to the doctor for an ear ache?
She walks into the doctors office. She barges past the receptionist, and she looks in every exam room until finding him in one of his exam rooms with another patient. She says,…