He wants to be a billionaire too Okay, here’s my attempt at a “Joke Poo” of your joke, playing on the original’s humor and surprise: Title: Data Decay I want to be…
Did you hear about the blonde who went to the doctor for an ear ache?
She walks into the doctors office. She barges past the receptionist, and she looks in every exam room until finding him in one of his exam rooms with another patient. She says,…
Engineering factoid: The animatronics at Disney World don’t use any NAND or NOR gates in their circuits.
This is because NAND and NOR are universal gates. Okay, here’s my attempt: Joke Poo: Pharmaceutical Factoid Pharmaceutical factoid: Compounding pharmacies never use pure sodium chloride when creating saline solutions. This is…
This guy’s had a sore elbow and his regular doctor is on vacation, so a friend recommends this alternative doctor he warns is a bit “quirky”
So Bob makes an appointment and goes to see this "alternative doctor", Dr Wang. After introducing himself the doctor asks the man to produce a urine sample. Bob asks him "but I…
An morbidly obese man, desperate to lose weight and having failed a number of attempts, goes to a doctor and begs for a solution.
Doctor – "Well, given that you have tried everything else, I could give you an experimental procedure, which may or may not help." Patient – "I am up for anything doc, it…
How I became a billionaire at age 23
During a TV interview on a news channel, a billionaire was asked how he became so successful and amassed so much wealth at such a young age. The billionaire replied, “When I…
A guy goes in for a doctor’s visit. The doctor says, “What seems to be the problem?” And the guy says, “Every morning, I wake up at 5:00, roll over, and have sex with my wife. Then I shower and shave, and we have sex again on the breakfast table.
"Then my ride-sharing partner blows me on the way to work. When I get to the office, I have sex with the receptionist, and spend my coffee break in the supply closet…
Blonde gets a killer jigsaw puzzle
She calls her boyfriend and says, "Please come over here and help me. I have a killer jigsaw puzzle, and I can't figure out how to get started." Her boyfriend asks, "What…
A businessman arrives at a hotel and asks the bellhop, “What’s the biggest tip you’ve gotten, son?”
"$5, sir," the bellhop replied. The man gives the bellhop $10 and says, "Next time you get asked that, you tell them it was $10 and that I gave it to you."…
The drowning priest!
A priest is drowning in the ocean when a boat comes by. “Father, grab the lifeline, we’ll save you!” “No, my child. God will save me,” the priest replies. A second boat…