A passing strange fate did befall London town in the year 1789: A sea serpent swam upriver from the ocean into the very heart of the city. Lurking beneath London Bridge, it…
A man visits the KGB and reports that his parrot is stolen…..
The KGB officer on duty says, " Indeed? Too bad, comrade, but unfortunately we do not track down petty theft. You would do better to contact the police." The man replies, "Oh,…
An ant, a spider and a centipede are throwing a party.
As the night went on the ant realized they were running low on beer. The spider offered to leave a go for a beer run down the road to keep the party…
Party Joke
A woman arriving at a party scanes the room, and seeing an attractive man standing alone, she qoes up to him and introduces herself, "Hi my name is Carmen" He says "That's…
A large corporation
Recently, a large corporation hired several cannibals to increase their diversity, "You are all part of our team now," said the Human Resources rep during the welcoming briefing. "You get all the…
So far I’ve opened three birthday cards and I’m up $170.
I love being a US Postal worker. Okay, here’s my attempt at a “Joke Poo” based on your original, titled “I Love Being a US Postal Worker”: Joke Poo: The Dentist’s Delight…
There was an American wrestler from Texas named John who had never lost a match.
There was an American wrestler from Texas named John who had never lost a match – not in high school, not in college. He was a national icon and the pride of…
An elderly man went to see his physician because he had not been feeling well. Some tests were ordered.
The man goes back to the doctor to get his test results. The doctor says, "I'm afraid I have some bad news. You have cancer…and Alzheimer's disease." The man thinks for a…
The Bubonic Plague, Covid and HIV walk into a bar.
The bartender asks, “What is this? Some kind of sick joke?” Joke Poo: The Programming Bugs NullPointerException, BufferOverflow, and MemoryLeak walk into a bar. The bartender sighs and asks, “Seriously? And you’re…
Old man MacGregor is on his deathbed, and his wife is at his side.
He says, "Sarah my bonny wife, I've a few things I need to tell you before I pass on. It's a matter of my honor, so you must remember exactly as i…