He proposes to her on the spot. She says "I'll only marry you if you can buy me a Lamborghini." Without hesitation, he says "ok, I buy, I buy." She then says…
Once upon a time there was a lake shaped like a triangle with one long side, one short side, and one middle side. On each side of the lake was a different kingdom
Once upon a time there was a lake shaped like a triangle with one long side, one short side, and one middle side. On each side of the lake was a different…
Did you hear the one about the mean teacher in dental school?
He gave everyone double dentition. Okay, here’s my “Joke Poo” version: Title: Joke Poo Did you hear about the overly enthusiastic gardener at the composting facility? He gave everyone double manuretion. Alright,…
Difference between Guts and Balls
There is a medical distinction. We've all heard about people having Guts or Balls, but do you really know the difference between them? In an effort to keep you informed, the definitions…
What do you call sex toys made from folded paper?
Origasmi Okay, here’s my attempt at a “Joke Poo” based on the provided joke: Joke Poo: What do you call a restaurant specializing in dishes cooked exclusively in miniature hot air balloons?…
Being in love is like shitting in your pants…
Everyone can see it but only you have that warm feeling… Okay, here’s a “Joke Poo” version of the joke, playing on the same structure and body humor angle: Joke Poo: Being…
My ex dumped me after I lost part of my foot to frostbite.
He was lack-toes intolerant. Okay, here’s my attempt: Joke Poo: My Neighbor’s Compost My neighbor stopped talking to me after my dog had an accident in his backyard and ruined his prized…
Golf Wife
Tim decided to tie the knot with his long-time girlfriend. One evening, after the honeymoon, he was out in the garage organizing his golfing equipment. His wife came to the door and…
An Italian, a Scotsman, and a Chinese man are hired for the morning shift at a deep coal mine.
The foreman meets the new hires at the supply shed next to the elevator cage. He looks at the large, muscular Scotsman and says, "You'll be working the new coal face." He…
My girlfriend changed a lot after she became vegan.
It's like I've never see herbivore. Okay, here’s my attempt at a “Joke Poo” version of that joke, titled appropriately: Joke Poo: My Dog Started Knitting My dog started knitting a lot…