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The Serpent and the Sausage Maker

Posted on September 8, 2025 by Joke Poo

A passing strange fate did befall London town in the year 1789: A sea serpent swam upriver from the ocean into the very heart of the city. Lurking beneath London Bridge, it…

A man visits the KGB and reports that his parrot is stolen…..

Posted on September 8, 2025 by Joke Poo

The KGB officer on duty says, " Indeed? Too bad, comrade, but unfortunately we do not track down petty theft. You would do better to contact the police." The man replies, "Oh,…

An ant, a spider and a centipede are throwing a party.

Posted on September 8, 2025 by Joke Poo

As the night went on the ant realized they were running low on beer. The spider offered to leave a go for a beer run down the road to keep the party…

Party Joke

Posted on September 8, 2025 by Joke Poo

A woman arriving at a party scanes the room, and seeing an attractive man standing alone, she qoes up to him and introduces herself, "Hi my name is Carmen" He says "That's…

A large corporation

Posted on September 8, 2025 by Joke Poo

Recently, a large corporation hired several cannibals to increase their diversity, "You are all part of our team now," said the Human Resources rep during the welcoming briefing. "You get all the…

So far I’ve opened three birthday cards and I’m up $170.

Posted on September 8, 2025 by Joke Poo

I love being a US Postal worker. Okay, here’s my attempt at a “Joke Poo” based on your original, titled “I Love Being a US Postal Worker”: Joke Poo: The Dentist’s Delight…

There was an American wrestler from Texas named John who had never lost a match.

Posted on September 8, 2025 by Joke Poo

There was an American wrestler from Texas named John who had never lost a match – not in high school, not in college. He was a national icon and the pride of…

An elderly man went to see his physician because he had not been feeling well. Some tests were ordered.

Posted on September 8, 2025 by Joke Poo

The man goes back to the doctor to get his test results. The doctor says, "I'm afraid I have some bad news. You have cancer…and Alzheimer's disease." The man thinks for a…

The Bubonic Plague, Covid and HIV walk into a bar.

Posted on September 8, 2025 by Joke Poo

The bartender asks, “What is this? Some kind of sick joke?” Joke Poo: The Programming Bugs NullPointerException, BufferOverflow, and MemoryLeak walk into a bar. The bartender sighs and asks, “Seriously? And you’re…

Old man MacGregor is on his deathbed, and his wife is at his side.

Posted on September 8, 2025 by Joke Poo

He says, "Sarah my bonny wife, I've a few things I need to tell you before I pass on. It's a matter of my honor, so you must remember exactly as i…

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Todays SH1T Jokes

  • Mexican Mayonnaise
  • I hate charging my electric car.
  • One day I called home and my kid answered. I asked where’s mom?
  • An old man comes to confession and says to the priest:
  • A Knock Knock Joke
  • What’s common between a testicular joke and testicular cancer?
  • A guy walks in a store looking to buy some beer
  • One afternoon, a teenage couple was on a hike in the woods.
  • Wish me luck, everyone! I have to meet with some people working at my bank in a few minutes. If all goes well I’ll pay off every debt I have, and still have enough to retire early.
  • A penguin was driving through a small town when his car broke down…
  • Not all construction tasks are equally enjoyable.
  • In a carpenter’s workshop, one apprentice makes a bet that he can recognize any type of wood just by its smell. They blindfold him and hand him the first board… the apprentice smells it confidently and says: “Oak!”
  • I was admitted into the hospital and as I settled into my bed, I overheard my “roommate” using the speakerphone to order breakfast from the cafeteria
  • My mom went on vacation to Florida
  • School year is like pregnancy.
  • A man visits his lawyer
  • A duck walks into a bar and orders a beer.
  • Election results are like group project grades
  • A librarian is having a discussion with a cobra…
  • Job interview question: Why ask for a high salary with no experience?
  • The other day I needed to pay a visit to a public toilet
  • A man doesn’t come home from work Friday, instead he spends the whole weekend out fishing with his buddies.
  • A hunter walks into a pub and says that he is the greatest hunter, he can recognize any game animal by its fur, and if they show him the wound, he can even tell which weapon killed it in exchange for a drink.
  • Guy : Doctor, my Girlfriend is pregnant but we always use protection and the rubber never broke. How is it possible?
  • (An original joke best read aloud) My friend got a job as one of those sushi girls. Y’know, where guys eat sushi off her naked.
  • What did the ghost of the Redditor say when looking at it’s own corpse?
  • What’s yellow and really hurts if it gets in your eye?
  • What a nice couple, how long have you been married?
  • Three cougars
  • Why did the BYU student come inside?
  • Reminder: terrorist jokes are tasteless and unfunny
  • Would make a joke about fencing
  • Possums are from the south
  • Did you know they just ruled dad jokes to be unconstitutional?
  • Boudreaux goes to the doctor
  • I called off work today when I saw the date
  • I hate people who take drugs
  • A very pregnant lady boarded a bus and noticed a young man smiling at her.
  • A gynecologist noticed his new patient was a little nervous.
  • The only two white actors in Black Panther are Martin Freeman, who played Bilbo Baggins, and Andy Serkis who played Gollum.
  • San Francisco, 1895. A man on the outskirts of town hires a cab driver to ride to the train station. No one wants to go that far, but one driver agrees.
  • A wife leaned into her husband and purred, “Have you ever seen twenty dollars all crumpled up?”
  • I promised my son…
  • Jogger sees fire
  • A salesman, Computer engineer and a system programmer
  • General Secretary Khrushchev and President Nixon met and started boasting about the greatness of their countries.
  • An American walks into a bar & orders a beer
  • A farmer’s son joins reddit and finds the r/Jokes subreddit
  • My Wife Always Gives 100% Sound Advice
  • A Caveman and a bear walk into a bar

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