A priest is drowning in the ocean when a boat comes by. “Father, grab the lifeline, we’ll save you!” “No, my child. God will save me,” the priest replies. A second boat…
Cheers!
I just remembered this old one A grasshopper walks into a bar and orders a beer. The bartender is surprised to see a talking grasshopper but plays along and gets the beer….
Just got out of the dentist. Result: three missing teeth and blood everywhere
Considering the pain he put me through, though, he most definitely deserved it! Okay, here’s a new joke based on your input, titled “Joke Poo”: Joke Poo: Just Finished Potty Training the…
What would an american bank do if you default?
Chase. Joke Poo: What Would A Vegetarian Butcher Do If You Asked For Steak? They’d beet you to it! Alright, let’s break down that joke: Joke Deconstruction: Premise: An American bank encountering…
Why are all squirrels genealogists?
They love family trees. Okay, here’s my attempt at a “Joke Poo” based on the squirrel genealogist joke: Title: Joke Poo Why are all plumbers such bad poker players? …Because they always…
“Nice choker!” I said. “It’s a belcher,” she snorted.
I hate it when they're pendantic. Okay, here’s my attempt at a “Joke Poo” based on the original: Joke Poo: The Sneeze Guard “That’s a mighty impressive sneeze guard!” I exclaimed at…
A prawn joke
A crab and a prawn have fallen madly in love, but when the prawn tells her father this he goes mental "No way a daughter of mine is getting together with a…
How warm is it inside a tauntaun?
Luke warm Joke Poo: How comfortable is it inside a freshly-baked sourdough loaf? … Rye-t where you knead to be! Alright, let’s dissect this joke! Original Joke Analysis: Setup: “How warm is…
What did the dwarves say on their first blind date with Snow White?
“Well your profile said you were looking for seven inches..” Okay, here’s my “Joke Poo” version of the Snow White joke: Joke Poo: The Compost Heap What did the garden gnomes say…
A quick trip to the grocery store just got… complicated.
At the grocery store, a beautiful woman waved at me and said, "Hi!" I didn't recognize her, so I asked, "Do we know each other?" She said, "I think you're the father…