“Well your profile said you were looking for seven inches..” Okay, here’s my “Joke Poo” version of the Snow White joke: Joke Poo: The Compost Heap What did the garden gnomes say…
A quick trip to the grocery store just got… complicated.
At the grocery store, a beautiful woman waved at me and said, "Hi!" I didn't recognize her, so I asked, "Do we know each other?" She said, "I think you're the father…
I asked my friend what he thought about a few things.
“What do you think of scat play?” “Disgusting.” “What about zoophilia?” “Disgusting and illegal.” “Cuckold?” “Eh… grey area.” “And incest?” “…That’s relative.” Joke Poo: The Compiler’s Dilemma I asked my compiler friend…
A man wakes up with a terrible hangover.
His head is pounding as he opens his eyes and looks around. "Phew… I'm home." He gets out of bed and feels himself. "What the hell? I'm in pajamas." He's never worn…
My wife left me because I’m too insecure
Oh wait, never mind, she’s back… she just went to the store Okay, here’s my attempt at a “Joke Poo” of that joke: Joke Poo: The Plumber’s Prediction My plumber quit because…
A farmer had five female pigs
A farmer had five female pigs. Times were hard, so he decided to take them to the county fair and sell them. At the fair, he met another farmer who owned five…
A guy is sitting on the bank of a river, holding a fishing rod in one hand and a brick in the other.
A woman jogging by stops and asks, "Hey, what's with the brick?" The man looks up and says, "You sleep with me, and I'll tell you." She scoffs and walks away. A…
I don’t mind dying
I just don’t want to be there when it happens Spike Milligan Okay, here’s my attempt at a “Joke Poo” version of the Spike Milligan joke, titled appropriately: Joke Poo: I Don’t…
What do you call a belt made of watches?
A waist of time. Okay, here’s a new joke titled “Joke Poo” that plays on the structure of the original: Joke Poo: What do you call a collection of toilets designed for…
What kind of pants do the Ghostbusters wear?
Just a paranormal pants. Okay, here’s my attempt at a “Joke Poo” based on your Ghostbusters joke, titled as requested: Joke Poo: What Kind of Diapers Do Constipated Babies Wear? Just a…