"J-j-ja-ja-jaco-cob Wa-wa-wa-wat-ers." "Oh. You are stuttering?" "Nah, my father was stuttering and the registration officer was an idiot." Joke Poo: The Menu "Welcome! Table for one?" "Y-y-y-ye-ye-s, p-p-p-ple-ple-ase." "Certainly. Here’s the menu….
Guy goes to doctor about a sex addiction problem.
Doctor: " what seems to be the problem?" Guy: "well, you see Doctor, I have an uncontrollable sex drive. I have to have sex with my wife 2-3 times a day "…
So a farmer asks a friend to come over to his place to help him fix his generator.
They work for a while, and two cows come walking through the pasture beside the barn. The friend looks over and says, "Wow. Those are some fine looking animals. Where do they…
1 in 4 people admit that they have texted while driving
I mean, we all do stupid stuff when we're drunk Okay, here’s a "Joke Poo" based on your original, attempting to maintain a similar structure and comedic surprise: Joke Poo: Political Polls…
Don’t feel like getting up in the morning to go to work?
Open Forbes magazine, and find your name in there. Didn’t find it? Then get your ass to work. Okay, here’s my attempt at a "Joke Poo" of the original, titled "Potty Training…
I like to hibernate during the winter
My family just has to bear with me Okay, here’s my "Joke Poo" based on the original bear hibernation joke: Joke Poo: I like to compose symphonies about sanitation My orchestra just…
50 Cent started rapping in 1996
With inflation, he’s now $1.02 Okay, here’s a "Joke Poo" riffing on the 50 Cent joke, titled "Bitcoin’s Bath": Joke Poo: Bitcoin’s Bath Satoshi Nakamoto launched Bitcoin in 2009. After a wild…
Timmy asks his Father how politics work
His father thinks for a while and starts to explain: "Let's take a look at our household. Your mother keeps things running around here and makes the rules. She's the government. I…
Teacher gift
End of the school year, kid brings a wrapped package for the teacher. He says excitedly "Guess what it is!" She notices a small bit of moisture in the corner and touches/tastes…
What comes after a sextillion.
Usually, a cigarette-tillion. Joke Poo: What comes after a compostingillion? Usually, a de-compo-sition. Alright, let’s break down this joke and then build on it. Dissection: Core Concept: The joke plays on the…