… so I filled my sex doll up with helium. Now, the sex is fantastic. But her voice is so fucking annoying. Joke Poo: I wanted to fertilize my sad little garden……
Did you hear about the German cannibal?
He loved eating Hamburgers Okay, here’s my "Joke Poo" version, inspired by your original German Cannibal joke: Title: Joke Poo – The French Flora Enthusiast Did you hear about the French gardener?…
I’m trying to remember the 7 Deadly Sins
I've got: Pride, Envy, Sloth, Gluttony, Lust, Greed… …and I can't remember the last one. It's really pissing me off! Okay, here’s my attempt at a "Joke Poo" version of the 7…
What do sheep do when Yoda makes them levitate?
Dagobah! Okay, here’s my attempt at a "Joke Poo" version of the Yoda/Sheep joke, titled "Joke Poo" as requested: Joke Poo: What do garden gnomes do when Mr. Clean gives them a…
A woman visits the doctor…
as she has some abdominal pains and suspects she may be pregnant. After her examination, the doctor comes out to see her, "Well, I hope you like changing diapers." She replies, "Oh…
Why do carpenters have a reputation for being considerate lovers?
Because they pleasure twice and nut once. Okay, here’s a new joke titled "Joke Poo" playing on the original’s suggestive humor and wordplay structure: Joke Poo: Why are gardeners always so calm…
Mrs Green? It’s the hospital. Your little boy has been hit by a bus, but don’t worry
"He had clean underwear on". Okay, here’s my attempt at a "Joke Poo" version of the provided joke: Joke Poo: The Astronaut’s Report "Houston, this is Apollo 18. We’ve encountered a slight…
A man walks into a bar
A man walks into a bar and says, "Quick! Give me a shot of whiskey before the trouble starts!" The bartender shrugs and pours him a shot. The man grabs it, downs…
My mom told me I was gaining weight. I said it’s for a role. She asked what role.
I said, ‘An emotionally damaged son who still answers your calls.’ Okay, here’s my "Joke Poo" version: Joke Poo: The Intern’s Burden My boss told me my performance was slipping lately. I…
She calls me apple
the way I be in cider. Okay, here’s my "Joke Poo" version based on your original: Joke Poo: He Calls Me Potpourri He calls me potpourri the way I be, all dried…