The bartender asks, “What is this? Some kind of sick joke?” Joke Poo: The Programming Bugs NullPointerException, BufferOverflow, and MemoryLeak walk into a bar. The bartender sighs and asks, “Seriously? And you’re…
Old man MacGregor is on his deathbed, and his wife is at his side.
He says, "Sarah my bonny wife, I've a few things I need to tell you before I pass on. It's a matter of my honor, so you must remember exactly as i…
Three men in a hotel room in Soviet Russia
Three men stay in a hotel room in the Soviet Union. Two have a loud party, tell political jokes, and keep the third man awake. The third man, annoyed, goes to the…
What goes “Clip clop clip clop BANG! Clip clop clip clop?
An Amish drive by shoo+ing. What goes Clip clop clip clop <silence> clip clop clip clop? An Amish drive by shunning. Okay, here’s my attempt at a “Joke Poo” based on the…
Declan was a zookeeper in Dublin
One day he turns up at the zoo office, bloodied, mangled, mauled and barely able to stand, carrying a bucket of black paint and a paintbrush. "JESUS !!! Dec, you fekkin idjit"…
A man goes to a talent show with a microphone in his hand..
He salutes the judges and the crowd, Judges welcome him and ask him what is his talent and what is he going to perform. He speaks: -I am a rappe- -No i…
I brought an ice pick on a date.
The woman asked, "What's that for?" I said, "It's just for breaking the ice." Joke Poo: I Brought a Mute to the Concert I brought a trombone mute to a heavy metal…
Aliens arrive. Their first message to the world
"Release The Epstein Files" Okay, here’s my attempt at a “Joke Poo” based on the provided joke: Joke Poo: Deep Sea Demands Deep sea creatures breach the surface. Their first communication to…
Breaking News on a local channel
"Tragic accident. A two-seater plane crashed in a cemetery. So far, 3,000 bodies have been found, and the investigation continues…” Okay, here’s my attempt at a “Joke Poo” riffing on the original…
Man calls into work..
And tells the boss he needs the day off, as his Grandfather had been burnt. The boss says "That's awful. How bad is it?" The man replied "Well, they don't fuck around…