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A Texan is in Boston

Posted on October 29, 2025 by Joke Poo

Where he meets a woman in the hotel bar. "Where'd y'all go to college?" he asks. She replies, "Yale" Cupping his hands around his mouth, he shouts, "I SAID, WHERE'D Y'ALL GO…

A son in love confides in his father

Posted on October 29, 2025 by Joke Poo

A son confides in his father: I met a beautiful girl. But she says she will only take me to dinner if I have a Ferrari, a million in my account and…

Scientists have determined that human breast milk is the perfect food.

Posted on October 29, 2025 by Joke Poo

Well, based on the packaging anyway… Okay, here’s my “Joke Poo” version based on your provided joke: Title: Dog-Gone Data Veterinarians have concluded that premium dog food is the most scientifically advanced…

My Girlfriend yelled at me, “Stop it with all your corny jokes”

Posted on October 29, 2025 by Joke Poo

I said, "What are you gonna do, call the crops?" Joke Poo: Title: My Accountant Yelled My Accountant yelled at me, “Stop it with all these frivolous deductions!” I said, “What are…

Three men check into a hotel and ask for rooms with balconies.

Posted on October 29, 2025 by Joke Poo

They get the only rooms with balconies on the first, second, and third floors. In the morning, the man who stayed on the third floor sees his friend in the lobby and…

An African prince comes to the USA and meets a beautiful woman.

Posted on October 28, 2025 by Joke Poo

He proposes to her on the spot. She says "I'll only marry you if you can buy me a Lamborghini." Without hesitation, he says "ok, I buy, I buy." She then says…

Once upon a time there was a lake shaped like a triangle with one long side, one short side, and one middle side. On each side of the lake was a different kingdom

Posted on October 28, 2025 by Joke Poo

Once upon a time there was a lake shaped like a triangle with one long side, one short side, and one middle side. On each side of the lake was a different…

Did you hear the one about the mean teacher in dental school?

Posted on October 28, 2025 by Joke Poo

He gave everyone double dentition. Okay, here’s my “Joke Poo” version: Title: Joke Poo Did you hear about the overly enthusiastic gardener at the composting facility? He gave everyone double manuretion. Alright,…

Difference between Guts and Balls

Posted on October 28, 2025 by Joke Poo

There is a medical distinction. We've all heard about people having Guts or Balls, but do you really know the difference between them? In an effort to keep you informed, the definitions…

What do you call sex toys made from folded paper?

Posted on October 28, 2025 by Joke Poo

Origasmi Okay, here’s my attempt at a “Joke Poo” based on the provided joke: Joke Poo: What do you call a restaurant specializing in dishes cooked exclusively in miniature hot air balloons?…

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Todays SH1T Jokes

  • A doctor comes into the room, shaking his head at the clipboard in his hands, and tells the patient they’re being moved to the east wing.
  • What do you call a ghosts poop?
  • I just brought a 2nd hand book about pasta.
  • Why didn’t the skeleton go to the party?
  • What dance did the cheese do at the Halloween party?
  • What happens when you’re late for a bris?
  • I’m getting tired of these trick or treaters this evening….
  • Patient: “Doctor! My stool is never solid!”
  • A truck carrying several rhesus moneys overturned.
  • The teacher said, “Steven why don’t you tell the rest of the class something you’re not very good at that begins with the letter N,”
  • Plumber at work
  • What do hillbillies do for Halloween?
  • Driving through the hills of Arkansas I noticed a large herd of cows grazing on a steep hillside pasture and thought
  • I was gonna tell a joke, but um…
  • Graveyard calling
  • What’s the easiest way to get in touch with your inner self??
  • For Halloween this year, I’m wearing pasties and a G-string
  • The singer in Roxette wouldn’t tell me her tennis score…
  • A detective rings the doorbell of an English mansion.
  • I asked my doctor about my prostate health and they gave me thumbs up
  • A  man walks out to the street and catches a taxi just going by.
  • Manager to his employee: “This is the 5th day in a row that you’re late to work. What conclusions should I make based on that?”
  • I was told that
  • Why don’t witches like winter?
  • I’m proud to say that I’m an award winning procrastinator.
  • What is the formal scientific term for what the adult film industry calls a “facial?”
  • A rope walked into a bar. . .
  • A popcorn vendor asks the customer whether he would like his popcorn sweet or salty… The customer gazes lovingly at his girlfriend and replies “I want it like her”
  • A fireman was working on the engine outside the station when he noticed a little girl nearby in a red wagon.
  • What do lice say when they feel they’ve overstayed their welcome?
  • Missing his son
  • How I want to die
  • Dirty lil’ Johnny.. (I hope its a new one)
  • The experimental surgery
  • Three men are captured by cannibals.
  • A castaway sees a ship, but watches it sinks, leaving one survivor in the water.
  • A man died and was met at the pearly gates of Heaven by St. Peter himself
  • Emergency Room
  • Why don’t violinists play hide-n-seek?
  • I don’t know if 6 is afraid of 7 anymore
  • Just turned 37…
  • I call my dick “Dirty Jobs”
  • Cop: License and registration. Do you know why I stopped you?
  • I asked the librarian if they had any books on amplifiers.
  • What do you call an excellent French lesbian?
  • Where does Billy Joel perform when he’s in Beijing?
  • NYC bars
  • I was the knight no one expected to see on the battlefield that day!
  • And now a word from our sponsor, Royer & Associates Shipbuilding Inc.
  • My therapist thought I was a communist

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