A farmer walks into the local store and the shopkeeper greets him with "Hey Ed, why the sad look?" Ed shakes his head and says, "Some things, you just can't explain. This…
What does the President do when he is hungry?
He rings his Taco Bell. Joke Poo: What does a toddler do when their diaper is full? They ring their doo-doo bell. Alright, let’s analyze this presidential Taco Bell gag. Joke Dissection:…
What do you call a Hippy’s wife?
Mississippi Okay, here’s my "Joke Poo" version: Joke Poo: What do you call a Plumber’s bathroom? Mississippi. Alright, let’s break down this joke and then spin some comedic gold from it. Joke…
Big panties: In my day, underwear covered a person’s nethers properly and didn’t disappear between their buttocks like a string of dental floss.
Thong: ok bloomers Okay, here’s a joke, titled "Joke Poo," that riffs on the "Big Panties" joke: Joke Poo: High-Waisted Jeans Low-rise jeans: In my day, jeans sat on your hips and…
A scrawny little guy walks into the office of a lumber camp looking for a job.
Boss looks him over and says, "Get the hell out of here. Our axes weigh more than you do." The guy begs and pleads with the boss and says he can show…
A smoking hot woman walks into a bar
and orders a drink. While she's sitting there she notices a frog on a stool behind the bar. "What's up with that frog?" she asks the bartender. "Oh he eats pussy" the…
My sex life with my ex was like the Mcdonalds Ice Cream Machine…
No matter how excited you were to get a treat, no matter how much he advertised…It was always out of order and never worked. Okay, here’s my attempt at a "Joke Poo,"…
A defendant in a lawsuit involving large sums of money…
…said to his lawyer, "If I lose this case, I'll be ruined." "It's in the judge's hands now," said the lawyer. "Would it help if I sent the judge a box of…
My girlfriend said I was a god in bed.
Because “I'm rarely there, and when I show up, it's usually a disappointment.” Okay, here’s my "Joke Poo" riff on your joke, titled appropriately: Joke Poo: The Intern’s Review My boss told…
Vicar’s Joke
One snowy Sunday a rural vicar walks to church, only to find that the main road is completely blocked by snow and none of his parishioners have been able to get through….