"Thanks," says the hooker, "but I only charge 20 bucks." "Twenty bucks for the whole night?" the politician says. "There's no way you can make a living on that." "Oh, don't worry,"…
Category: Politician
Did you hear about the politician who revealed that he was gay?
He came out of the cabinet Okay, here’s a “Joke Poo” based on your example, aiming for a similar structure and type of humor: Joke Poo: The Closet Organizer Did you hear…
Some sad news today in the world of rock and roll…
… Ted Nugent was found alive in his hotel room. Okay, here’s my attempt at a “Joke Poo,” riffing on the Ted Nugent joke: Joke Poo: The Scientific Anomaly Some perplexing news…
A politician dies and ends up at pearly gates.
Saint Peter says, we have a new policy for people in your profession. You get to spend one day in heaven and one day in hell, after which you get to decide…
A politician dies and get to choose between heaven and hell
Politician dies and is given the choice between going to Heaven or Hell, but first he is given a tour of both places. The tour of Heaven goes as expected, it's all…
Told my boss I can’t come in today cause I’m constipated
“You’re full of shit” he said. Okay, here’s my attempt at a “Joke Poo” version of your joke: Joke Poo: Potty Training Panic I told my puppy I can’t leave him alone…
First they came for the Corporation for Public Broadcasting
Next they'll come for viewers like me Okay, here’s the original joke and then my “Joke Poo” version: Original Joke: First they came for the Corporation for Public Broadcasting Next they’ll come…
Brezhnev riding to the Kremlin in a fancy limo with a personal driver…
But after riding a short distance he telling his driver: "Ivan, I am sick of riding as a passenger, in my youth I was a pretty good driver myself, so let's stop,…
What’s the difference between a drug dealer and a hooker?
A hooker can wash her crack and sell it again. Okay, here’s my attempt at a “Joke Poo” version: Joke Poo: What’s the difference between a plumber and a chef? A chef…
One year, for my birthday, my dad took me to one of those restaurants where kids under 10 eat for free. Right before we walked in, he goes, ‘Remember. You’re 9 today.’ I panicked. Ten seconds later, the hostess asks, ‘And how old are you, birthday boy?’ I blurted out, ‘Twelve!’ My dad was so mad.
Worst 18th birthday ever. Joke Poo: Toilet Paper Panic One year, for my birthday, my mom took me to one of those public restrooms where you have to pay for toilet paper….