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Category: Politician

After spending the night at a hotel with a prostitute, a politician takes three $100 bills out of his wallet and places them on the dresser.

Posted on September 1, 2025 by Joke Poo

"Thanks," says the hooker, "but I only charge 20 bucks." "Twenty bucks for the whole night?" the politician says. "There's no way you can make a living on that." "Oh, don't worry,"…

Did you hear about the politician who revealed that he was gay?

Posted on August 30, 2025 by Joke Poo

He came out of the cabinet Okay, here’s a “Joke Poo” based on your example, aiming for a similar structure and type of humor: Joke Poo: The Closet Organizer Did you hear…

Some sad news today in the world of rock and roll…

Posted on August 18, 2025 by Joke Poo

… Ted Nugent was found alive in his hotel room. Okay, here’s my attempt at a “Joke Poo,” riffing on the Ted Nugent joke: Joke Poo: The Scientific Anomaly Some perplexing news…

A politician dies and ends up at pearly gates.

Posted on August 14, 2025 by Joke Poo

Saint Peter says, we have a new policy for people in your profession. You get to spend one day in heaven and one day in hell, after which you get to decide…

A politician dies and get to choose between heaven and hell

Posted on August 4, 2025 by Joke Poo

Politician dies and is given the choice between going to Heaven or Hell, but first he is given a tour of both places. The tour of Heaven goes as expected, it's all…

Told my boss I can’t come in today cause I’m constipated

Posted on August 4, 2025 by Joke Poo

“You’re full of shit” he said. Okay, here’s my attempt at a “Joke Poo” version of your joke: Joke Poo: Potty Training Panic I told my puppy I can’t leave him alone…

First they came for the Corporation for Public Broadcasting

Posted on August 2, 2025 by Joke Poo

Next they'll come for viewers like me Okay, here’s the original joke and then my “Joke Poo” version: Original Joke: First they came for the Corporation for Public Broadcasting Next they’ll come…

Brezhnev riding to the Kremlin in a fancy limo with a personal driver…

Posted on July 28, 2025 by Joke Poo

But after riding a short distance he telling his driver: "Ivan, I am sick of riding as a passenger, in my youth I was a pretty good driver myself, so let's stop,…

What’s the difference between a drug dealer and a hooker?

Posted on July 16, 2025 by Joke Poo

A hooker can wash her crack and sell it again. Okay, here’s my attempt at a “Joke Poo” version: Joke Poo: What’s the difference between a plumber and a chef? A chef…

One year, for my birthday, my dad took me to one of those restaurants where kids under 10 eat for free. Right before we walked in, he goes, ‘Remember. You’re 9 today.’ I panicked. Ten seconds later, the hostess asks, ‘And how old are you, birthday boy?’ I blurted out, ‘Twelve!’ My dad was so mad.

Posted on July 9, 2025 by Joke Poo

Worst 18th birthday ever. Joke Poo: Toilet Paper Panic One year, for my birthday, my mom took me to one of those public restrooms where you have to pay for toilet paper….

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Todays SH1T Jokes

  • A man doesn’t come home from work Friday, instead he spends the whole weekend out fishing with his buddies.
  • A hunter walks into a pub and says that he is the greatest hunter, he can recognize any game animal by its fur, and if they show him the wound, he can even tell which weapon killed it in exchange for a drink.
  • Guy : Doctor, my Girlfriend is pregnant but we always use protection and the rubber never broke. How is it possible?
  • (An original joke best read aloud) My friend got a job as one of those sushi girls. Y’know, where guys eat sushi off her naked.
  • What did the ghost of the Redditor say when looking at it’s own corpse?
  • What’s yellow and really hurts if it gets in your eye?
  • What a nice couple, how long have you been married?
  • Three cougars
  • Why did the BYU student come inside?
  • Reminder: terrorist jokes are tasteless and unfunny
  • Would make a joke about fencing
  • Possums are from the south
  • Did you know they just ruled dad jokes to be unconstitutional?
  • Boudreaux goes to the doctor
  • I called off work today when I saw the date
  • I hate people who take drugs
  • A very pregnant lady boarded a bus and noticed a young man smiling at her.
  • A gynecologist noticed his new patient was a little nervous.
  • The only two white actors in Black Panther are Martin Freeman, who played Bilbo Baggins, and Andy Serkis who played Gollum.
  • San Francisco, 1895. A man on the outskirts of town hires a cab driver to ride to the train station. No one wants to go that far, but one driver agrees.
  • A wife leaned into her husband and purred, “Have you ever seen twenty dollars all crumpled up?”
  • I promised my son…
  • Jogger sees fire
  • A salesman, Computer engineer and a system programmer
  • General Secretary Khrushchev and President Nixon met and started boasting about the greatness of their countries.
  • An American walks into a bar & orders a beer
  • A farmer’s son joins reddit and finds the r/Jokes subreddit
  • My Wife Always Gives 100% Sound Advice
  • A Caveman and a bear walk into a bar
  • I wrote a song about being naked.
  • Girlfriend needs a seat!
  • I’m So Old…
  • I’m surprised there’s not a lawn company called Paradise City…
  • A careless captain let his ship go adrift, and it crashed into the harbor.
  • I’m not saying that modern life has ruined our kids……
  • A plane is flying to Toronto when a blonde in economy moves up and sits in first class.
  • A high-powered attorney ended up in the hospital for a few days – and let’s just say, he was not the ideal patient.
  • The Cowboy and the Horse Thieves
  • What is a mob boss’ favorite element from the periodic table?
  • Three men are stranded on a desert island
  • My friend wrote a murder mystery set in the TARDIS…
  • U.S. Open
  • Breaking News: The founder of /r/jokes is pregnant
  • Jesus is watching you.
  • Little Johnny comes home from school
  • A boy was once punished by his teacher…
  • A lighthouse keeper on an island subscribes to a monthly magazine
  • A group of animals got together to play a game of Bingo
  • But by the grace of god…
  • The Serpent and the Sausage Maker

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