They’re both bodybuilders. Joke Poo: What do a goldfish and a politician have in common? They both circle the bowl and occasionally spit out something that vaguely resembles food. Okay, let’s analyze…
Category: Politician
A guy wanted a chaste woman and a virgin
A guy wanted a chaste woman and a virgin. So he went looking for one such. To test this, he would lower his pants and show his penis. Than he would ask:…
A politician is having a rally in a small town
A man walks up to the politician and tells him that their small town has two problems the first one is that they don’t have a doctor. So the politician whips out…
Why are proctologists such good lie detectors?
Because they know if you are full of shit Joke Poo: Why are plumbers terrible gamblers? Because they always know when the pot is full of crap, but never trust their gut….
A rope walks into a bar…
The bartender yells, "Hey! We don't like your type around here." So the rope sadly leaves the establishment. The rope stands in the alley for a few minutes before he builds up…
The world champion baker retired from bread-making
They said they had nothing left to prove. Okay, here’s the original joke and my attempt at a "Joke Poo" version, titled accordingly: Original Joke: The world champion baker retired from bread-making….
I took a friend to see a charity play of Humpty Dumpty
After play was over, I asked him what he thought of the show. And he said he didn't like it because he hates off the wall comedy. Joke Poo: The Construction Foreman…