A man out jogging notices that the local Catholic parish is on fire. He knocks on the rectory door and alerts the priest, who comes running out carrying the Eucharist. He continues…
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A doctor, a priest, and an engineer are playing a round of golf behind a group that’s playing incredibly slow.
They're waiting on every shot, and getting more and more angry as the group in front of them is playing all over the course. When the marshal finally drives by they unload…
A priest was telling his congregation about a Biblical tribe called the Samsonites.
"They were stranded in the desert with no food and no drink," the priest said, "but some rather nice luggage." Joke Poo: The AI’s Existential Dread An AI, tasked with writing a…
Why did the priest stop the nun from knitting?
He feared it was forming a habit. Okay, here’s my attempt at a “Joke Poo” based on the priest/nun joke: Joke Poo: Why Did the Janitor Ban the Slinky? He was afraid…
In a village, every morning the shepherd drives the villagers’ cows to the pasture. The priest also had two cows – one gray and one black.
In the evening, the shepherd brings the cows back and says to the priest: “Just imagine, Father, today the bull mounted the black cow.” The priest says: “Oh, that makes me happy,…
When a wealthy husband passed, he left $30,000 for an “elaborate funeral.”
After the service, a friend asked where all the money went. The widow explained: “$6,500 for the funeral, $500 to the church, $500 for the wake… and the rest went toward the…
A greedy old business man was dying, so he called his priest, his lawyer, and his accountant to his bedside.
“They say you can’t take it with you, but I am certainly going to try” wheezed the business man. “When I die I want each of you to take one third of…
A couple of month ago I’m reading the newspaper
A couple of month ago I'm reading the newspaper and I come I across an article about a priest in my hometown who just got arrested for molesting an altar boy at…
A Priest and a Rabbi are sitting next to each other on a plane,
reading their books, when the Priest turns to the Rabbi and says, "Rabbi, I'm curious about something. Does your religion still forbid you to eat pork?" The Rabbi replies, "Yes, that is…
A priest, a pastor, an imam, and a rabbi are playing poker.
Suddenly, the police burst in, and they quickly hide the cards and chips. Suspiciously, a police officer tells them that they had recieved a tip about illegal gambling happening on the property….