“Excuse me, Father,” she whispered, “may I ask a huge favor?” “Of course, my child. What troubles you?” “I bought this ultra-expensive hair removal device, but I’ve gone way over the duty-free…
Category: Priest
A young priest asks a wise older priest, “What’s the difference between the Jesuit and Dominican Orders?”
The older priest says wearily, "Well, actually they have a lot in common. They were both founded by Spaniards, St. Dominic for the Dominicans, and St. Ignatius of Loyola for the Jesuits….
A nun, a priest, and a rabbit walk into a blood drive. The nurse asks the rabbit what’s its blood type.
The rabbit replies, “I’m probably a Type O.” Joke Poo: A Landscaper, a Botanist, and a Slug A landscaper, a botanist, and a slug crawl into a fertilizer convention. The head of…
Four Catholic men and one Catholic woman were chatting over coffee.
The first man says proudly, “My son’s a priest. When he walks into a room, people greet him with, ‘Hello, Father.’” The second says, “That’s nice. My son’s a Bishop—folks call him…
A girl runs under a church awning to escape the rain.
A priest at the door greets her. "Are you all right, my dear?" "Yes, I'm fine!" she exclaims. "It's just absolutely pouring rain!" Suddenly, the sky opens up, and water begins to…
Three very different couples want to get married at the same church!
There is a very young couple, a middle-aged couple, and an elderly couple of over 70. All three couples meet with the priest of the church to discuss when and how they…
A virgin young man meets a priest
A young man has been a virgin due to his strict parents. One day, he went to meet a priest and asked him about why his parents are like this. Priest: Why,…
A Mafia Godfather finds out that his bookkeeper has cheated him!
A Mafia Godfather finds out that his bookkeeper, Guido, has cheated him out of $10,000,000. His bookkeeper is deaf and dumb. That was the reason he got the job in the first…
Beethoven died and they buried him near the church.
A while later, the town's drunkard is passing by the church, and he hears something eerie and melodic. It comes from Beethoven's grave. He leans closer, and the composer's 5th symphony is…
[NSFW] A drunk and a priest
A drunk man who smelled like a beer sat down on a subway seat next to a priest. The man’s tie was stained, his face was smeared with red lipstick, and a…