Nun: Mother Superior. I have to confess that today I took the name of our Lord Jesus Christ in vain. Mother Superior: What happened my child? Nun: I was on target to…
Category: Priest
The pope is on an airplane working on a crossword puzzle.
He asks his neighbor: “What’s a 4 letter word for a woman that ends in UNT?” “Well,” says the neighbor, “that would have to be AUNT.” The pope then asks: “Do you…
A priest fresh out of seminary was to conduct his first mass in his new parish and was extremely nervous.
The monsignor gave him a bit of advice. "Just take some vodka up in your water glass and take a sip when you're nervous". So the priest did just that. He had…
A girl took my bedside table after I slept with her.
It was my one night stand. Okay, here’s my attempt at a "Joke Poo" of the one-night stand bedside table joke: Title: Joke Poo – The Exorcist’s Removal Service A priest took…
A newly married man goes to meet a priest at the local church.
He greets the priest and said, "Father, I need to talk to you." "Is it a confession, my son?" asked the priest. "No, Father." the man replied, "I need to clarify something."…
Vicar’s Joke
One snowy Sunday a rural vicar walks to church, only to find that the main road is completely blocked by snow and none of his parishioners have been able to get through….