A man wonders if having sex on the Sabbath is a sin because he is not sure if sex is work or pleasure. So he goes to a priest and asks for…
Category: Priest
A priest …
A priest wakes up at 5:00 am on a Sunday to write his sermon for the days church services. It is the first beautiful day after a week of rain. The priest…
Bless me, Father, for I have sinned. I’ve been with a loose girl.
The priest asked, "Is that you, little Joey Pagano?" "Yes, Father, it is." "And who was the girl you were with?" "I can't tell you, Father. I don’t want to ruin her…
Boy visits the priest…
And asks him, "Father, is it okay to look at naked women". The priest smiles "Yes it is totally normal for people to look at naked people, dont worry about it too…
A farmer has been farting a lot.
He's been to several doctors, but none of them know what's wrong. Desperate, he reaches out to the local priest. He says, "Father, I don't believe in this religious mumbo jumbo, but…
Father John and Blossom
I've had this one for a couple decades now. I think it still works. A newly ordained priest was assigned to a quaint little town and he arrived on a nice sunny…
A Man Chooses A Religion
Apologies if rough, this is a joke in progress A man has decided to become religious, but is unsure of what religion to choose. So, he calls up three local religious leaders…
First of all… I love it.
Cereal Company Employee: "You know how the shelves in people's pantries are usually a certain size? Well what if we made our large cereal boxes just slightly larger than that." Cereal Company…
The affair
I used to hide in my parents closet as a kid to jump out and scare the living crap outta my parents. So one day I was hiding in the closet and…
A Pharoah asks his three priests to build him a tomb.
Each priest consults three stonemasons. Each stonemason hires three overseers. Each overseer enlists three laborers. Sounds like a pyramid scheme to me… Joke Poo: A CEO asks his three VPs to implement…