A young priest and a young rabbi were discussing potential themes for their sermons. "What about 'measure twice, cut once'?" asks the priest. "After all, Christ was a carpenter." "That's not a…
Category: Priest
Busdriver and Priest died. What happened next?
A busdriver and a priest die, coincidentally at the same moment, independent from each other. They arrive together at Heaven’s Door. St. Peter says: ‘okay guys, let me get your details’. After…
A man and his girlfriend died and go to heaven
A man and his girlfriend die in a car accident and meet Peter at the Pearly Gates. Peter says, "Welcome to Heaven, do you have any questions?" To which the man replies,…
A man entered the confessional and told his priest, “I almost had an affair with another woman.”
The priest said, "What do you mean, almost?" The man said, "Well, we took our clothes off and rubbed against each other, but then I stopped!" The priest said, "Rubbing against each…
Damn Fish
One day a priest is walking through town when he hears a young man yelling "Damn Fish, come get your damn fish'. The priest, surprised at the young mans language in the…
Nun returns to the convent after a round of golf and speaks to her Mother Superior.
Nun: Mother Superior. I have to confess that today I took the name of our Lord Jesus Christ in vain. Mother Superior: What happened my child? Nun: I was on target to…
The pope is on an airplane working on a crossword puzzle.
He asks his neighbor: “What’s a 4 letter word for a woman that ends in UNT?” “Well,” says the neighbor, “that would have to be AUNT.” The pope then asks: “Do you…
A priest fresh out of seminary was to conduct his first mass in his new parish and was extremely nervous.
The monsignor gave him a bit of advice. "Just take some vodka up in your water glass and take a sip when you're nervous". So the priest did just that. He had…
A girl took my bedside table after I slept with her.
It was my one night stand. Okay, here’s my attempt at a "Joke Poo" of the one-night stand bedside table joke: Title: Joke Poo – The Exorcist’s Removal Service A priest took…
A newly married man goes to meet a priest at the local church.
He greets the priest and said, "Father, I need to talk to you." "Is it a confession, my son?" asked the priest. "No, Father." the man replied, "I need to clarify something."…