A burglar breaks into a house and hears a voice: “Jesus is watching you.” He freezes, looks around, nothing. Again: “Jesus is watching you.” He shines his flashlight and sees a parrot….
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Chaim inherited a huge diamond, decided to cut it and insert in a ring and went with it to a jeweler. The jeweler examined it closely:
“Oh, this is a unique stone, worth a fortune. I won’t touch it—what if I make a mistake?” Chaim went to another jeweler. He was scared too. So Chaim went to the…
A group of Pharisees brings a woman caught in adultery to Jesus, ready to stone her.
Jesus steps forward and calmly says: —“Let whoever is without sin cast the first stone.” Everyone falls silent. Suddenly… THUD! A stone flies and hits the woman on the head. Jesus looks…
The first Jewish president of the US is elected.
As he's planning his inauguration, he calls up his mother to ask her if she'll be attending. "I don't know… Washington is so far away, and I can't pay for a plane…
Jesus and his disciples walk into a restaurant
Jesus says to the host, "Table for 26 please!" The host is confused: "But there's only 13 of you?" Jesus responds, "Yeah but we're all gonna sit on the same side" Joke…
I’m pretty sure I saw Jesus driving down the road earlier today…
Of course he was in a Christler. Joke Poo: Original Joke: I’m pretty sure I saw Jesus driving down the road earlier today… Of course he was in a Christler. New Joke…
The Abbot, the Baptist, and the televangelist.
The Abbot of the Buddhist monastery, a Baptist pastor, and a megachurch televangelist at an ecumenical conference were discussing how they managed donations. The Abbot says “I draw a small circle on…
A nice Jewish boy
A nice Jewish boy has big dreams and works hard all his life, finally succeeding in winning the presidential election. He invites his mother to the inauguration. The moment comes, and his…
The chatting Jews
Two Jews are chatting as they walk to the synagogue. "Do you remember my son? He’s always been a good Jew. Recently I sent him to Israel, to Haifa… he came back…
A Christian, Jew, Muslim and Hindu walk into a bar…
The Hindu says, “Um, I think I’m in the wrong joke.” Okay, I’ll take that joke and run with it. Here’s my attempt: Joke Poo: Programmers’ Dilemma Four programmers, one proficient in…