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Category: Religion

the pope’s secretary rings him:

Posted on July 23, 2025 by Joke Poo

"your eminence, excuse me for bothering you, but i have some good news & some bad news to share. which one would you like to hear first?" the pope answers "well let's…

Jesus and the old man…

Posted on July 23, 2025 by Joke Poo

Jesus was wandering the desert, when he met an old man."What brings you to the desert?" asked Jesus. "I'm looking for my son. I lost him many years ago.""How did you lose…

A Bishop, a Pope and Mother Superior are standing at the gates of Heaven.

Posted on July 20, 2025 by Joke Poo

St. Peter welcomes the all and asks them to have a seat and wait. The three looked each other, confused. Just then a truck driver arrived. At. Peter lit up and warmly…

Pope Innocent XII died and went to Heaven

Posted on July 16, 2025 by Joke Poo

As he passes the pearly gates, and angel asks, "Aren't you Innocent VI? He replies, "I'm not, that, Innocent." Okay, here’s my attempt at “Joke Poo,” inspired by the Pope Innocent XII…

The shipwrecked Jew.

Posted on July 4, 2025 by Joke Poo

[Note: this joke is about a Jewish guy because I'm Jewish myself, but you can just about stick someone of any religion here and adapt it slightly]. An observant Jew is washed…

A Man Chooses A Religion

Posted on July 2, 2025 by Joke Poo

Apologies if rough, this is a joke in progress A man has decided to become religious, but is unsure of what religion to choose. So, he calls up three local religious leaders…

What do you call a Jewish Knight?

Posted on June 16, 2025 by Joke Poo

Sir-Cumscised Okay, here’s my attempt: Joke Poo: What do you call a Catholic baker? Sir-Plus Ingredients. Alright, let’s dissect this joke and then see if we can conjure up some comedic enhancement….

A balding white haired man walks into a jewelry store with a beautiful much younger woman by his side.

Posted on June 11, 2025 by Joke Poo

He told the jeweler he was looking for a special ring for his girlfriend. The jeweler looked through his stock and brought out a $5,000 ring. The man said, 'No, I'd like…

Jesus drove a Honda, but didn’t talk about it.

Posted on June 8, 2025 by Joke Poo

"For I did not speak of my own Accord" –John 12:49 (NIV) Joke Poo: Title: Buddha’s Bike Buddha owned a bicycle, but was remarkably chill about it. "It is a cycle, after…

Todays SH1T Jokes

  • A woman was telling her neighbour about the supermarket that had opened recently on the outskirts of town.
  • the pope’s secretary rings him:
  • 3 boys find a $20 bill on the ground..
  • My missus is going to a fancy dress party tonight, she went out yesterday and hired a costume.
  • My girlfriend asked me to roleplay as a cheater, so I said okay.
  • A married couple were shopping in the supermarket
  • At my vasectomy consultation, the doctor said, “Now THIS is a big, beautiful penis!”
  • Why did the philosopher refuse to clean his room?
  • I saw an antelope the other day.
  • I used to be named after a famous South African Bishop.
  • So I went to the telescope shop..
  • Claustrophobia is the fear of closed spaces
  • A man leaves the wild animal vet clinic with a small bag.
  • I tried to teach my cat how to file taxes.
  • I have the heart of a lion, And the eye of a tiger
  • “I’d like to see your lunch menu”, I told the waiter
  • I accidentally spilled a bottle of glue all over my vacation itinerary.
  • So after 35 years of marriage, a husband and wife went to see a therapist.
  • The Madam opened the brothel door in New York
  • The teacher asked little Johnny if he knew his numbers.
  • I just found out my wife has a twin sister.
  • Jesus and the old man…
  • What do you call a paper airplane that doesn’t fly?
  • A Wife Asks a Question to Her Husband
  • I bought a pack of biscuits, on the side it said, “Eat me big boy.”
  • What is a wok?
  • Racism exists in the oceanographic community.
  • Why are you right handed?
  • How does Lightning McQueen masturbate?
  • I recently found out they don’t have the real Mona Lisa in the Louvre
  • I saw a woman wearing short shorts that had a NASCAR logo.
  • A redneck had just been served in a Las Vegas cocktail lounge
  • An engineer wakes up in hell and thinks to himself. I’ve been a good person. I shouldn’t be here.
  • Two teenage church-goers get married.
  • As I walked into work this morning my colleague said, “Dave, you look like shit.”
  • A guy picks up a woman at a bar. After a couple of drinks they go to his place…
  • My girlfriend tried to make me have sex on the hood of her Honda Civic..
  • The boss was confused when one of his most reliable employees didn’t show up for work.
  • A man is doing 20 over the speed limit on the highway when a cop pulls him over.
  • Accent misjudged
  • The speeding biker
  • My boss told me to have a good day…
  • Came up with this one while sitting in traffic: What’s a whiskey drinkers favorite car?
  • What do you call a cow with no legs?
  • An older couple were lying in bed one night.
  • At dinner, little Timmy was asked by his father to lead the prayer.
  • A joke I made up in third grade: How does a skunk protect himself from danger?
  • Captain Kirk. Peter Pan. Lestat De Lioncourt. Miss Marple. Don Draper. The Three Little Pigs. Robin Hood. Daffy Duck. Optimus Prime. Bilbo Baggins. Count Dracula. Han Solo. Jack and Diane. Elmo. Pikachu. Jean Valjean. Snow White.
  • A joke for reddit
  • A husband and wife were celebrating their 50th anniversary.

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