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Scientists have have a male contraceptive pill that’s highly effective. In fact, only one thing is better at stopping you getting someone pregnant…

Posted on August 7, 2025 by Joke Poo

Saying you admire Andrew Tate.

Okay, here’s my “Joke Poo” version of the Andrew Tate contraception joke, aiming for a similar structure and twist:

Title: Joke Poo

Scientists have developed a revolutionary invisibility cloak, practically undetectable. In fact, there’s only one thing more effective at making people ignore you…

…wearing Crocs with socks.

Alright, let’s break down this joke and see if we can squeeze some more humor out of it.

Joke Dissection:

  • Setup: Scientists have developed a highly effective male contraceptive pill. This sets up the expectation of a scientific or medical advancement.
  • Punchline: Saying you admire Andrew Tate.
  • Humor Mechanism: The humor relies on contrast and social commentary. It subverts the expectation of a technical solution with a social/cultural one. It implies that expressing admiration for Andrew Tate is so unattractive that it acts as an even more effective deterrent to sexual activity than even the most effective contraception. This is funny because it’s an absurd exaggeration and because it taps into the widespread (and often negative) public perception of Tate.

Key Elements:

  1. Contraception: The core topic, a scientific solution to preventing pregnancy.
  2. Andrew Tate: A controversial figure known for his views on masculinity, relationships, and societal norms. He’s become a symbol of extreme (and often misogynistic) attitudes.
  3. Exaggeration: The punchline’s effectiveness is overstated for comedic effect.

Humor Enrichment & New Material:

Okay, let’s leverage these elements to create something new. I’ll aim for a witty observation that builds upon the joke’s original premise:

Option 1: “Did You Know” Style Observation

“Did you know? The effectiveness of male contraceptive pills in clinical trials is rigorously measured. However, the equivalent ‘Tate Admiration Test’ for romantic interest had to be abandoned due to a 100% negative correlation across all demographics. Scientists are still trying to calibrate the scale.”

Explanation of Option 1:

  • This plays on the scientific aspect by referencing clinical trials.
  • It extends the initial exaggeration by framing the Tate admiration comment as an “experiment” with universally negative results.
  • The “calibrating the scale” punchline adds a touch of absurdity and implies that the level of aversion is so strong it’s difficult to measure.

Option 2: A Fictional Product Parody

“Introducing ‘Tate-Blocker,’ the revolutionary new non-pharmaceutical contraceptive! Side effects may include: an overwhelming urge to lift weights incorrectly, an increased desire to start a podcast, and spontaneous combustion of any Bugatti you may come into contact with. Ask your doctor if Tate-Blocker is right for you… unless your doctor is an ‘Alpha Male,’ in which case, just trust him.”

Explanation of Option 2:

  • This transforms the idea into a product parody, imagining what kind of side effects someone might have after being associated with Andrew Tate
  • The Bugatti joke pokes fun at one of Tate’s trademarks

Option 3: A Comparative Observation

“Scientists are thrilled with the male contraceptive pill’s efficacy. However, it still requires cooperation. Stating your intention to start a crypto-bro community dedicated to pyramid schemes? That’s unilateral, requires zero effort, and has a near-identical success rate.”

Explanation of Option 3:

  • This brings in another aspect associated with Tate and other figures in his sphere (crypto schemes).
  • It emphasizes the ease of the “Tate Admiration” method, highlighting the lack of effort required to repel potential partners.

Hopefully, these options demonstrate how to analyze a joke and generate further humorous content by building on its core elements!

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