The doctor suggests a new technology for her bra that uses the inflatable pump mechanism that was made popular with basketball sneakers. If she helps test the product, she'll get the product for free.
So she tries it out. It has little sacs in her bra that are inflated when she flaps her arms like a chicken [flap your arms like a chicken], giving her a larger bust.
She decides to go out to a bar to see if men will notice. She sees a handsome man across the room and starts walking up to him, seductively smiling, flapping her arms [flap your arms like a chicken] and says "Haven't I seen you here before?"
"No," says, the guy [furiously open and close your knees], "But I think we go to the same doctor."
Joke Poo: The Prostate Pump
A senior citizen goes to the urologist and asks about options to improve his bladder control. He doesn’t want surgery, so that rules out the more invasive procedures.
The doctor suggests a new technology for his underwear that uses the same pump mechanism that was once found in children’s light-up shoes. If he helps test the product, he’ll get the product for free.
So he tries it out. It has little sacs around his prostate that are inflated when he rapidly taps his feet [tap your feet rapidly, like a tap dancer], giving him improved flow and reduced leakage.
He decides to go out to a bingo night to see if anyone notices. He sees an attractive woman across the room and starts shuffling towards her, confidently smiling, tapping his feet [tap your feet rapidly] and says, “Haven’t I seen you daubing here before?”
“No,” says the woman, [vigorously flapping her arms like a chicken], “But I think we go to the same doctor.”
Alright, let’s dive into this joke like a chicken diving for a particularly shiny seed.
Joke Dissection:
- Core Concept: The humor stems from an absurd technological solution to breast augmentation leading to an even more absurd public display and a shared, embarrassing medical secret.
- Key Elements:
- Breast Augmentation (and insecurity about breast size): This is the initial problem and sets the stage.
- Absurd Technology (Inflatable Bra Powered by Flapping): This is the comedic engine, creating visual humor and escalating the absurdity. The basketball sneaker pump analogy is key.
- Public Embarrassment: The woman’s arm-flapping and attempt at seduction in public highlight the ridiculousness of the situation.
- Shared Secret/Unexpected Connection: The punchline relies on the twist that the man has an equally ridiculous, flapping-based solution to his medical problem (implied erectile dysfunction), creating a shared moment of mortification and recognition.
- The Chicken Flapping: The actions associated with chicken flapping add to the absurdist visuals and embarrassment of the woman.
Humorous Enrichment:
Interesting Fact: Did you know that the first commercially available basketball shoe with inflatable technology was the Reebok Pump, released in 1989? It was a genuine innovation…although arguably slightly less invasive than using the same tech for other body parts. Also, chickens actually have a surprisingly complex social hierarchy and vocabulary! They aren’t just mindless clucking machines!
New Joke/Observation:
Observation: You know, it’s a slippery slope. First, it’s inflatable basketball shoe technology for breasts. Then, it’s self-inflating dentures powered by vigorous head-nodding. We’re turning into a species of human automatons, powered by increasingly embarrassing physical exertions.
New Joke:
A man goes to the doctor, desperate for a solution to his baldness. The doctor suggests a revolutionary new treatment: a toupee woven with tiny turbines. Every time he vigorously shakes his head, the turbines generate a static charge, causing the toupee to stand on end, appearing fuller.
He’s at a fancy restaurant, trying to impress a date. The candlelight is romantic, the wine is flowing…but his toupee is looking a little limp. He excuses himself, goes to the restroom, and starts shaking his head like he’s trying to dislodge a particularly stubborn thought [demonstrate vigorous head shaking].
Another man walks in, sees him, and says, “Wow, are you using the new ‘Toupee Turbine’ treatment? I’m using the ‘Butt-Clench Botox’ for my receding hairline. Small world, huh?”