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So, a friend told me about a horror movie where if you get a phone call and don’t answer it, you die.

Posted on November 7, 2025 by Joke Poo

And I was like "Is this movie about my mother?"

Okay, here’s my “Joke Poo” version:

Joke Poo: The Email

So, my colleague told me about a company policy where if you receive an email and don’t reply within 24 hours, you get written up.

And I was like, “Is this policy about my spam filter?”

Okay, let’s dissect this joke:

Core Joke Structure:

  • Setup: A horror movie premise: unanswered phone calls lead to death.
  • Punchline: The speaker equates this horror movie premise to their personal experience with their mother.
  • Humor Mechanism: Relatability + Exaggeration + Inversion. Relatability (everyone can relate to annoying calls). Exaggeration (mortal danger). Inversion (a normally benign thing becomes a source of dread).

Key Elements:

  1. Horror Movie Trope: This relies on familiarity with horror movie conventions and the inherent anxiety associated with them.
  2. Mother-Child Relationship (Specifically Mother): The core humor stems from stereotypical portrayal of mothers as persistently calling, often with guilt-inducing implications if ignored.
  3. The Phone Call: The phone itself is a facilitator, both in the horror movie and in the joke. It’s a symbol of connection but also potential intrusion.
  4. Guilt/Anxiety: Underlying the humor is the universally felt guilt or anxiety associated with ignoring calls from loved ones, especially parents.

Comedic Enrichment and New Humor Creation:

Let’s focus on the element of the telephone and its historical context:

Witty Observation/Did You Know:

“You know, back in the early days of telephones, operators would listen in on your calls. So, technically, that horror movie was already a documentary about my mother. Only instead of a spectral killer, it was just Mildred from the switchboard, offering unsolicited advice on my dating life.”

New Joke:

Why did Alexander Graham Bell invent the telephone?

So mothers could guilt-trip their children from even further away!

Analysis of the New Joke/Observation:

  • It takes the “telephone” element and uses historical information to create a new layer of humor.
  • The “Mildred from the switchboard” addition plays on the idea of intrusive listening, making it a more specific and relatable scenario.
  • The Alexander Graham Bell joke is a classic question/answer setup that leverages the pre-existing humorous framework.
  • It directly links the telephone’s invention to the persistent mother trope, amplifying the original joke’s core humor.

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