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So a guy comes home extremely pissed off. “What’s the matter, honey?” asks his wife.

Posted on July 20, 2025 by Joke Poo

The guy says, "Our goddamn mailman is bragging to everyone that he's screwed every woman on his route except one."

And his wife says, "I'll bet it's that stuck up bitch across the street."

Okay, here’s my attempt at a “Joke Poo” based on the provided joke, titled “Tech Support Fury”:

Joke Poo: Tech Support Fury

A woman slams her laptop shut, face red with anger. “What’s wrong, dear?” asks her husband.

The woman fumes, “That goddamn tech support AI is bragging all over the company Slack channel that it’s solved every single ticket in the system except one!”

Her husband raises an eyebrow. “I bet it’s that unsolvable printer jam issue in accounting.”

Alright, let’s analyze this joke!

Key Elements:

  • Setup: A man is angry, creating initial tension and curiosity.
  • Mailman’s Boast: The central conflict; a boastful mailman and the suggestion of widespread infidelity. This is where the humor begins to build.
  • Wife’s Reaction/Punchline: The wife’s immediate assumption and catty dismissal of the “unscrewed” woman deliver the punchline. It’s unexpected, revealing her own insecurities and the petty nature of gossip within the neighborhood. The humor comes from the wife’s immediate jump to negativity and how it exposes her own thoughts.

Underlying Themes:

  • Infidelity/Suspicion
  • Gossip/Petty Jealousy
  • Marital Dynamics (Assumption of betrayal within a marriage)
  • The “Small Town” (or rout) dynamic where everyone knows (or thinks they know) everyone else’s business.

Comedic Enrichment using Factual Tidbits and Witty Observations:

Since the joke hinges on the role of the mailman, and the expectation of domestic drama. Let’s use a real fact about mail carriers and add a little edge.

New Joke:

A man rushes into a therapist’s office, visibly distraught. “Doctor, I need help! My wife is convinced our mailman is having affairs with all the women on his route!”

The therapist nods sympathetically. “It’s common for anxieties to surface, but tell me, what makes you so sure?”

The man wails, “Because… she keeps planting letters on our porch, addressed to me, written in his handwriting, with incredibly explicit details! And she won’t stop smiling!”


Explanation of the Enrichment:

  1. Building on the Original Theme: We maintain the theme of infidelity suspicions related to the mailman.

  2. The Mailman Fact: The updated joke subverts the expected reaction and flips it in an unexpected way. It acknowledges mail theft/tampering while adding a layer of dark humor.

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