So my friend opened a nightclub for men with erectile disfunction…it was a flop and no one came.
Joke Poo:
So my friend opened a dog grooming salon exclusively for constipated dogs… it was called “The Plug” and business was, predictably, backed up.
Okay, let’s break down this joke:
Original Joke Analysis:
- Setup: “So my friend opened a nightclub for men with erectile dysfunction…”
- Punchline: “…it was a flop and no one came.”
- Humor Mechanism: The humor lies in the double entendre of “came.” It’s the literal absence of customers (the nightclub was a failure) contrasted with the euphemistic meaning related to erectile dysfunction. The punchline plays on the unexpected ambiguity and is, therefore, a pun.
- Key Elements: Nightclub, Erectile Dysfunction (ED), “Came” (double meaning), Failure
Comedic Enrichment & New Joke Generation:
Let’s focus on the “ED” element and inject some factual absurdity to twist the joke.
Factoid: Did you know that Viagra (sildenafil), a common ED medication, was initially developed as a treatment for angina (chest pain)? It was only during clinical trials that researchers discovered its surprising side effect.
New Joke/Observation:
My friend opened a nightclub exclusively for men with ED… he called it “Angina’s After Dark.” He said the music was okay, but the mood was stiff. Initial feedback? The drinks were strong, but the reviews were mixed. Some customers found it heartening.
Explanation of New Humor:
- We used the factoid about Viagra’s origin to create a relevant and absurd nightclub name: “Angina’s After Dark.”
- The phrases “stiff” and “heartening” play on both the ED and Angina connection, using double meanings similar to the original joke.
- The humor is further enhanced by the unexpected connection between a nightclub and a heart condition.
Another Possible Approach:
Let’s focus on the nightclub element.
Factoid: Nightclubs have a surprisingly short lifespan. Many fail within the first year due to factors like changing trends, poor management, and, well, nobody coming.
New Joke/Observation:
My friend opened a nightclub for men with ED. He was initially worried about the “customer flow,” but his business consultant assured him that statistically, most nightclubs fail within the first year regardless of who…or what…shows up.
Explanation of New Humor:
- This one aims for a darker, more sarcastic humor.
- The humor comes from the juxtaposition of the specific problem of the nightclub’s target audience, and the general problem all nightclubs have.
- The consultant’s nonchalant perspective adds to the absurdity.

