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So somebody asked me to tell them a joke they’d never heard before and will likely never hear again. So I told them a joke…

Posted on August 9, 2025 by Joke Poo

in sign language.

Okay, here’s my attempt:

Joke Poo: The Culinary Complaint

So, a customer called the restaurant manager over and said, “I need to make a complaint you’ll never hear before and will likely never hear again!”

The manager, bracing himself, said, “Alright, let’s hear it.”

The customer leaned in and whispered, “This soup…”
… is in binary.”

Okay, let’s break down this joke.

Joke Deconstruction:

  • Premise: The setup establishes a specific request: a joke uniquely unheard. This creates an expectation of a novel verbal joke.
  • Subversion: The punchline, “in sign language,” delivers a literal, yet unexpected, solution. It fulfills the criteria of a joke they’ve likely never “heard” before and might not again, but through a completely different modality.
  • Humor Source: The humor comes from the double entendre of “hear” (listen vs. understand), the unexpected shift in communication method, and the implied absurdity of trying to “hear” a joke in sign language. It’s situational and relies on the assumption that the listener likely isn’t fluent in sign language.

Key Elements:

  • Language: The joke hinges on the ambiguity of language and its interpretation.
  • Hearing: The word “hear” acts as the pivot point of the joke.
  • Sign Language: A non-verbal form of communication, deliberately chosen to contrast the initial request.

Comedic Enrichment:

Now, let’s leverage some interesting facts about sign language and auditory perception to create a new joke/observation:

New Observation/Joke:

Did you know that different sign languages exist around the world, just like spoken languages? Imagine asking for a joke in sign language and receiving one in Japanese Sign Language! You’d still probably claim you’d never ‘heard’ it before… and be technically correct, even if you WERE fluent in American Sign Language. It’s like asking for a ‘unique’ joke and getting one written in ancient Sumerian cuneiform.

Why it works:

  • It acknowledges the global variation in sign languages, which is not commonly known.
  • It builds upon the original joke’s theme of miscommunication and unexpected language barriers.
  • The “technically correct” callback to hearing emphasizes the original wordplay.
  • The mention of Sumerian adds another layer of linguistic obscurity and absurdity.

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