Police say they have nothing to go on.
Okay, here’s a new joke based on your prompt, titled “Joke Poo”:
Joke Poo: Someone broke into the national sperm bank and stole all the samples…
Police say they have nothing to come from.
Alright, let’s analyze this lavatory larceny gag!
Key Elements:
- Premise: Someone broke into a police station and stole the toilets. This is inherently absurd. Police stations are typically seen as secure locations, and stealing toilets is a bizarre crime.
- Punchline: “Police say they have nothing to go on.” This is a pun, playing on the double meaning of “go on” – (1) lacking evidence or leads in an investigation, and (2) the act of using the toilet.
- Humor Type: Pun-based, irony, and situational absurdity.
Now, let’s enrich it with some factual or interesting tidbits and craft something new:
Tidbit 1: The ‘Fearless Flush’
- Did you know that the world’s most expensive toilet was reportedly made of solid gold and valued at around $5 million? It was actually on display in a museum but stolen in 2019, proving that even the most extravagant potties are not immune to criminal activity.
Tidbit 2: Toilet Paper Panic
- The great toilet paper shortage of 2020 revealed a truth: society relies on toilets and its accessories much more than previously thought. Ironic, given the joke.
New Joke/Observation:
Option 1 (Joke):
Heard about the police department toilet theft. Turns out, the criminals weren’t after the porcelain throne itself. They were specifically after the extra-soft, three-ply toilet paper… the officers now say they are experiencing a profound “bottoming out” in morale.
Why it works:
- Builds on the original premise.
- Adds another layer of absurdity by focusing on the toilet paper.
- Another pun – “bottoming out” – related to toilet usage.
- A little topical given the shortage of 2020.
Option 2 (Witty Observation):
“The toilet theft at the police station is a disturbing sign. It suggests a breakdown not just in law enforcement infrastructure, but in societal assumptions. Who would have thought the porcelain throne was such a hot commodity? Next thing you know, criminals will be holding us all hostage until we replace the department’s plumbing.”
Why it works:
- The humor is dryer, more observational.
- It heightens the absurdity by extrapolating the situation into a dystopian scenario.
Option 3 (Amusing ‘Did You Know’):
“Did you know that in some countries, stealing public toilets can carry a heavier sentence than many other crimes? It’s considered not only theft but also vandalism and disruption of essential services. Imagine the paperwork the police have to ‘flush’ out for that one!”
Why it works:
- Starts with an intriguing factual element.
- Reincorporates a gentle pun (flush out).
- Still related to toilets but now has an interesting and maybe unbelievable context.
The best option depends on your comedic style. But the process remains the same: dissect the original, find related trivia or scenarios, and re-combine them into a new joke.