A man sees an ad that promises to make his penis far larger than average.
This piques his interest. He calls the doctor, who explains that this experimental surgery involves transplanting part of an elephant's trunk onto his penis.
He decides to go through with the surgery, and it's a success beyond his wildest dreams. Not only is he three times larger than before, he's actually able to move it around like an elephant's trunk. It's a massive hit with the women and his love life is the greatest it's ever been.
A few months later, he's sitting around a dinner table at Thanksgiving with all his friends, when all of a sudden his penis unzips his pants, reaches across the dinner table, grabs a dinner roll, and tucks itself back into his pants.
There's stunned silence for about 30 seconds, before someone slowly starts clapping and says "Do it again!"
The man looks over, his face red and in pain, and says "I would… but I don't think I can fit another roll up my ass."
Joke Poo: The Vocal Upgrade
A struggling musician sees an ad promising to give him the voice of a rock god.
Intrigued, he calls the surgeon, who explains the experimental procedure involves transplanting a portion of a parrot’s vocal cords into his throat.
He hesitantly agrees, and the surgery is wildly successful. His range is incredible, his tone is perfect, and he’s suddenly the biggest rock star on the planet. His concerts are sold out, his albums top the charts, and he’s living a life of luxury.
A few months later, he’s backstage at a massive festival, surrounded by his entourage, when suddenly his mouth opens, and in a perfect imitation of his manager, it squawks, “Crackers! Polly want a cracker!” then snaps shut.
The entourage stares in stunned silence for a moment before his agent starts laughing and yells, “Do it again! That’s marketing GOLD!”
The musician looks terrified, his face pale. “I would… but I’m afraid of what it will start shitting out next.”
Okay, let’s dissect this joke:
Key Elements:
- Premise: A man undergoes experimental surgery to enlarge his penis using an elephant trunk.
- Exaggeration: The surgery is wildly successful, granting not just size but also functionality.
- Unexpected Twist: The elephant trunk’s natural instincts kick in, leading to an embarrassing and absurd situation involving a dinner roll.
- Punchline: The man’s painful explanation reveals the hidden (and even more absurd) consequence of the trunk’s actions. The humor lies in the physical impossibility and sheer discomfort implied.
Joke Analysis:
The humor stems from the juxtaposition of the man’s initial desire for enhancement with the unintended and ultimately embarrassing consequences of the experimental surgery. The punchline is effective because it escalates the absurdity and adds a layer of physical discomfort. The joke plays on themes of male insecurity, wish fulfillment, and the unforeseen downsides of “improvements.”
Comedic Enrichment:
Let’s leverage some elephant facts to create a related humorous observation:
Did you know: An elephant’s trunk isn’t just a big nose, it has over 40,000 muscles! That’s more than the entire human body! So, imagine the control this guy now has… he could probably play the trumpet with it. On the other hand, you’d think with that kind of musculature, he could have aimed that roll a little better! I hear they’re doing wonders with Botox these days to help with that particular issue. In any case, at least the doctor should’ve warned him about the peanuts.
Alternate Joke Variation (focusing on the trunk’s abilities):
A man with a trunk-enhanced penis is dating a botanist. Things are going great, until one evening at dinner. “Darling,” she says, blushing, “I love you, but could you please stop watering the houseplants under the table?”
Witty Observation:
They say an elephant never forgets. I bet this guy wishes his new appendage had a little more amnesia. Or, at the very least, a smaller appetite for baked goods.