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The mayor wanted to get more townspeople to attend the city council meetings.

Posted on June 29, 2025 by Joke Poo

One council member suggested bringing in a hypnotist to do a show for everyone.

They thought it was a great idea.

A few weeks later, the town hall was packed, and the people were fascinated as the hypnotist took out a pocket watch and began to chant, “Watch the watch, watch the watch, watch the watch…”

The crowd grew mesmerized as the watch swayed back and forth, back and forth, back and forth…

Suddenly the hypnotist’s fingers slipped, and the watch fell to the floor. “Crap!” he said.

It took three weeks to clean up the town hall.

Joke Poo: The Diaper Whisperer

A daycare director was struggling to get the toddlers to consistently use the potty. One aide suggested bringing in a "Diaper Whisperer" to give a demonstration.

They thought it was worth a try.

A few days later, the daycare was filled with curious parents and slightly apprehensive toddlers, as the Diaper Whisperer pulled out a heavily soiled diaper and began to sniff deeply, chanting, "Smell the diaper, smell the diaper, smell the diaper…"

The crowd was captivated as he inhaled deeply, his eyes closed, swaying slightly…

Suddenly, a rogue whiff escaped the diaper. "Crap!" he exclaimed.

It took three weeks to air out the daycare.

Okay, let’s break down this joke:

Core Elements:

  • Premise: Low attendance at city council meetings. Absurd solution proposed: a hypnotist show.
  • Setup: Buildup to the hypnotist’s performance, creating anticipation. "Watch the watch…" repetition adds to the hypnotic atmosphere.
  • Punchline: Unexpected and abrupt failure of the hypnosis due to clumsiness ("Crap!"). The consequence is hyperbolic (three weeks to clean up the town hall).
  • Type of Humor: Slapstick/absurdist. The humor comes from the contrast between the expected sophisticated hypnosis and the reality of a clumsy hypnotist causing mass involuntary reaction (presumably a collective loss of bowel control, based on the cleanup time!)

Analysis:

The joke succeeds because it subverts expectations. We expect hypnosis to work, but the hypnotist’s error is mundane and unexpectedly impactful. The exaggerated consequence is what really sells the joke. It’s not just that he messed up; it’s that he messed up so badly it took weeks to clean up the mess, implying a chaotic and unpleasant chain reaction.

Now, for a comedic enrichment based on factual tidbits and playing off the original:

New Joke:

Why did the town council decide to replace the hypnotist with an economist?

Because after the hypnotist fiasco, they realized "trickle-down economics" was the only thing that could be more messy and take even longer to clean up.

Witty Observation:

"Hypnotism: Proof that sometimes, a broken watch is worse than no watch at all. Especially if that ‘no watch’ situation involves avoiding a mass involuntary bodily function situation and subsequent cleanup."

Amusing "Did You Know?":

"Did you know that the word ‘hypnosis’ comes from the Greek word ‘hypnos,’ meaning ‘sleep’? Which is ironic, because after that hypnotist’s performance, the townspeople were awake all night… for a very different reason."

Explanation of the comedic choices:

  • New Joke: I’m leveraging the concept of an extended cleanup time from the original joke. I substituted hypnotist for economist, because trickle down economics are controversial and can be very messy.
  • Witty Observation: I’m amplifying the joke, pointing out how a disastrous situation may be worse than the original non-event.
  • Amusing "Did You Know?": I’m adding a layer of humor to the original joke by playing on the word hypnotism, and twisting it so that it reflects a negative impact.

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