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The Robot Interview

Posted on September 13, 2025 by Joke Poo

Dad: “Son, where were you today?”
Son: “At school.”
Robot slaps the son.

Son: “Okay, okay, I was at my friend’s house.”
Dad: “What were you doing?”
Son: “Watching movies.”
Robot slaps him again.

Son: “Fine! We were watching adult movies!”
Dad yells: “What? When I was your age, I didn’t even know what those were!”
Robot slaps the dad.

Mom laughs: “Ha! He’s definitely your son.”
Robot slaps the mom.

Joke Poo: The Lie Detector Parrot

Dad: “Polly, where did you hide my car keys?”
Parrot squawks loudly.

Dad: “Okay, okay, were they in the kitchen?”
Parrot squawks even louder.

Dad: “Alright! Were they under the sofa cushions?”
Parrot lets out a deafening shriek!
Dad yells: “What? I looked there three times!”
Parrot squawks quietly.

Mom laughs: “Ha! Guess you missed them.”
Parrot squawks loudly!

Alright, let’s break down this robot-fueled family drama.

Joke Dissection:

  • Core Mechanic: The humor derives from the robot’s unexpected and escalating violence whenever someone deviates from the truth (or, in the dad’s case, displays hypocrisy). It’s a subversion of the expected role of a household robot (helper, protector) into a brutal truth enforcer.
  • Setup: The initial interaction between father and son establishes the robot as a lie detector/punisher.
  • Progression: The son’s increasingly scandalous confessions escalate the tension. The dad’s reaction introduces a layer of hypocrisy.
  • Punchline: The robot slapping the mom because of the genetics comment is the final twist.

Key Elements:

  1. Robot Lie Detection: The central premise.
  2. Parent-Child Relationship: Generational gap, lying, discipline.
  3. Hypocrisy: The dad’s reaction to the adult movies.
  4. Genetics/Inheritance: The mom’s comment ties the behavior to the dad’s genes.

Comedic Enrichment:

Let’s focus on the robot lie detection and parent-child relationship aspect to create a new, absurd “Did You Know?” observation:

“Did you know that modern lie detection technology isn’t advanced enough to slap people? In fact, the most accurate lie detectors rely on subtle physiological changes like increased heart rate and perspiration, which are also symptoms of watching your teenager try to assemble IKEA furniture. Coincidence? I think not. Next time your child swears they followed the instructions perfectly, just check their forehead for dampness. If it’s drier than the Sahara, brace yourself for the inevitable existential crisis that comes with assembling the ‘Hemnes’ dresser backwards.”

Why this works:

  • Plays on the original premise: It acknowledges the absurdity of the robot’s physical lie detection.
  • Connects to real-world frustration: It ties the concept of lie detection to a relatable (and often humorous) situation: struggling with IKEA furniture.
  • Adds a layer of parental humor: It leverages the exasperation parents feel when their children claim to be following instructions while clearly failing miserably.
  • Absurd comparison: The dryness of the forehead compared to the Sahara Desert amplifies the humorous exaggeration.
  • Call-back to original’s hypocrisy: The parent in the joke would potentially recognize similar patterns in themself.

Essentially, this approach takes the initial absurdity, grounds it in a recognizable everyday experience, and adds a pinch of cynical parental humor. This “Did you know?” format allows for a brief, punchy delivery, much like the original joke.

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