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The singer in Roxette wouldn’t tell me her tennis score…

Posted on November 1, 2025 by Joke Poo

It must have been love.

Okay, here’s my attempt at a “Joke Poo” based on your Roxette tennis joke, aiming for a similar pun-based structure:

Joke Poo: The Chef’s Recipe Secret

The chef refused to share the secret ingredient in his award-winning chili…

It must have been thyme.

Alright, let’s analyze this Roxette joke:

Core Elements:

  • Setup: “The singer in Roxette wouldn’t tell me her tennis score…” – This establishes a scenario involving Marie Fredriksson (the female vocalist in Roxette) and an inquiry about a tennis score.
  • Punchline: “It must have been love.” – This is a pun based on Roxette’s hit song “It Must Have Been Love.” The punchline connects the singer’s silence to the song title, suggesting she was withholding the score because “it must have been love” (a feeling preventing her from revealing the result).
  • Type of Humor: Puns, wordplay, musical reference.

Analysis:

The joke relies on familiarity with Roxette and their most famous song. The humor is simple but effective, using a clever double meaning of the phrase “it must have been love.” It’s clean, nostalgic, and hits a specific audience (those who remember/appreciate 80s/90s pop).

Comedic Enrichment:

Here are a few ways to build upon this joke with factual tidbits and new humor:

Option 1: The “Did You Know” Twist

Original Joke: The singer in Roxette wouldn’t tell me her tennis score…
It must have been love.

Enrichment: Did you know “It Must Have Been Love” was originally a Christmas song, but they reworked it for the Pretty Woman soundtrack? So, maybe she wasn’t withholding the tennis score because of romance, but because she was saving it for a special holiday announcement!

Why it works: This adds an ironic layer by referencing the song’s origins. The unexpected Christmas connection creates a slight absurdity.

Option 2: A New Joke Inspired by the Original

Original Joke: The singer in Roxette wouldn’t tell me her tennis score…
It must have been love.

New Joke: I asked the Roxette drummer for the time…
He just said “Listen to Your Heart,” which wasn’t very helpful, unless it’s powered by a sundial.

Why it works: This mimics the structure of the original, using a different Roxette song title (“Listen to Your Heart”) as the punchline. The extra bit about the sundial adds a touch of surrealism.

Option 3: A More In-Depth Tennis Connection

Original Joke: The singer in Roxette wouldn’t tell me her tennis score…
It must have been love.

Enrichment: You know, Roxette’s guitarist, Per Gessle, is actually a pretty good tennis player. Maybe Marie wasn’t telling the score because he was on the other side of the net, and she’s fiercely competitive. “It Must Have Been Love”… of the game!

Why it works: This pulls in a little-known fact about Gessle, adding a layer of authenticity to the joke. The revised punchline links the song to the competitive aspect of tennis.

In conclusion: The original joke is a solid pun. By digging into facts surrounding Roxette, their songs, and even the band members’ personal interests, we can build upon the joke and generate new, humorous takes on the original premise. The key is to maintain the spirit of the original while adding unexpected or ironic twists.

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