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There are 2 kind of people

Posted on October 26, 2025 by Joke Poo

1) People who can draw conclusions from an
Incomplete set of data.

Joke Poo: There are 2 Kinds of Gardeners

  1. Those who can tell what kind of animal left a dropping on sight.
  2. And… those who need to taste it first.

Alright, let’s dissect this joke.

Original Joke Breakdown:

  • Setup: “There are 2 kind of people…” This sets up a classic binary classification, a comedic trope that’s been around for ages.
  • Punchline: “…1) People who can draw conclusions from an incomplete set of data.” The joke hinges on the implied omission of the second category and the inherent flaw in drawing conclusions from incomplete data. It’s self-referential, because the reader is drawing a conclusion about the missing second category.
  • Humor Type: Observational, slightly self-deprecating, and relies on cognitive dissonance. It pokes fun at our tendency to jump to conclusions.

Key Elements:

  1. Binary Classification: Dividing the world into two types of people.
  2. Incomplete Data: The deliberate omission.
  3. Conclusion Jumping: The act of drawing a conclusion without all the information.
  4. Self-Reference: The joke is about itself.

Now, let’s use these elements to craft something new!

New Comedic Creation:

Type 1: The Witty Observation:

Did you know that studies show people who excel at drawing conclusions from incomplete data are often employed in marketing and politics? Coincidence? I think not! They’re experts at crafting narratives with only half the story.

Explanation of Connection:

  • This plays on the “incomplete data” and “conclusion jumping” elements.
  • It adds a layer of societal observation by suggesting these skills are deliberately and even cynically employed in fields like marketing and politics.
  • The rhetorical question adds a touch of sarcastic humor.
  • The interesting (if not entirely factual or rigorously provable) tidbit adds depth. (Note: While there isn’t a specific study proving this, the connection is often perceived and joked about).
  • It relates the humor to real world assumptions about people in marketing and politics, by insinuating that they are good at manipulating peoples opinions.

I hope this meets your comedic enrichment expectations!

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